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>B-but why are you breaking up with me?

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>manlets lose again

Airplane seats were literally the only advantage we had over tall people

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>friend comes over
>does nothing
>doesnt even talk to me
>stays on phone
>doesnt even look at me
>my sister comes over, she got a boat
>my friend to too pussy to go on the boat, starts crying

The need to call my friend a fucking pussy straight to her face is almost unbearable. I literally hate her so fucking much. I am so fucking angry at her, I just want to beat her. She pussies out of everything.
What is the point of having friends anymore?

What the fuck do I do?

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Peter Parker's cool now even though he used to be a bullied nerd like you guys. That means you can become alpha too.

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>Pretend I'm a girl in FFXIV just to get free items
>Meet a great girl who convinces me to join her free company
>Become best friends, do crafts, go questing, hunting together
>She turns out to be a lesbian
>Tells me we have to talk
>She wants to meet IRL and tell me the horrible truth
>Tells me she's really a guy pretending to be a girl
>My face when we're two guys who've been cybering lesbian sex for six months
>About to get in game and team up with her for a quest when my dad knocks on the door
>"Champ, your mother and I have been getting worried about all this time you've been spending online, and we think it's time you got a job. Get dressed. I'll take you to look for one, and I'm not taking no for an answer. Just walk in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you want the job."
>Mfw

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>be me
>working in Jimmy John's
>girl I like who works here leaves phone open on a counter
>open to a discord server
>not only that, the server is called Normies Get Out
>"Heh, you're on discord, huh?"
>"Yeah, my boyfriends big into gaming and stuff."
>mfw

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Were you ever wrongfully banned from 4chan?

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Anxiety Thread? Here's something that happened to me today

>be me
>be driving to work around noon because I had a doctor's appointment (inb4 wageslave)
>suddenly start craving barbecue pork
>pull over and find a place that has 4.2 stars on google
>seems legit
>arrive, it's a hole in the wall kinda place
>go inside and the nigger behind the counter has porn rolling on a flatscreen tv
>doesn't bother turning it off
>"ayo what can i get u mah brudda"
>everything on the menu is overpriced af, but I don't want to leave the \now that I already stepped inside
>buy the pulled pork sandwich anyways, he gives it to me, and I go to my car and start eating at a traffic light
>pork is underseasoned as fuck, only a bit of smoky flavor
>baked beans look store bought
>decide to go to publix instead, because pubsubs never disappoint
>throw away the barbecue
>wait a minute
>there was a can of bbq sauce at the bottom
>as I dump it, a bit of baked beans gets on my hand
>I lick it off
>Most amazing baked beans i've ever had
>Realize I just threw it away and I can't get it back because I don't want to be digging through a trashcan in front of a bunch of suburban moms and their sheltered kids
I still can't shake the guilt of throwing away $8 of food, even if it wasn't that tasty. Now I really want to go back and get it again, but i'm afraid I will only be disappointed.

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Why do some Asians insist on trying to be white when it's obvious that minorities like you guys better?

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> watch a few anime on Netflix
> had only watched two series before that
> binge watch like 10 different shows
> Some are great, some are mediocre and get dropped
> Run out of good anime to watch
Sad frog.

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30 year old friendless virgin ehre

i spent mostly my teens and my entire 20s on the internet. i use it as a form of escapism. without the internet, i would have committed suicide along time ago

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how to go from "solid texting, couple of dates" to "hanging out at each others apartments, having sex and then watching a tv show on netflix"?

keep wanting to be invited back but she has to work at 6:00am every fucking morning. Still she's insecure and attractive which is the best combo of all

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these faggots are tricking me with anime avatars

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Girl I really connect with is seeing someone. She said it wasn't serious and hangs with me one on one often. Lately she's starting to really refer to him as her boyfriend. Is it wrong that I hope she really gets hurt by him so I can step in?

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I recently came upon r9k when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligant that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked UNDERAGE children funny?

GROW UP. Grow up robots. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" "Tfw no gf?" and "reeee!".

Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".

Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I hope you all one day realize just how much of a loser you are, and honestly kill yourself. I could care less if every single one of you got testicular cancer including the girls and then died naked fat and ugly with a pile of shit and pee oozing from your bowels that excavated due to your death. Grow up fucking robots.