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>that slow realisation that you're just an awful person and doomed to that fate
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>>38196296
everyone way 14 once
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You can't give a firm handshake through the internet son.
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>>38196293
Someone give me the pic of the firm handshake guy being BLACKED
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>>38196293
Son, this is your real dad, I've been replaced by an imposer telling you inferior advice to hinder your chances of giving the manager a firm handshake.
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How OP learned to fap 2017-07-06 10:00:09 Post No.38196219
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>be me
>be 14
>be unsociable
>my only window to the internet is through a Kindle fire
>Browse books late at night
>Had discovered what 'furries' were just a few nights prior, I was digging deep
>Come across yiff for the first time
>OwO.jpg
>getting late
>force myself to sleep, as I have school tomorrow
>stirring in bed, profusely sweating as visuals of hot anthropomorphic sex cloud my judgement
>can't seem to shake them away
>strip naked to try and cool self off
>1:00am
>paranoia strikes in
>have to do something
>grabs pillow
>begin spooning surrogate body
>feels amazing
>start grinding against pillow
>really get into it
>humping pillow at mach speeds, bed creaking and bumping against the wall
>the room begins rocking as the heavens part
>I feel a stirring from within, it pushes me forward with unprecedented pace
>I feel a sudden release
>something is dribbling down my balls
>flail out of bed to turn on light
>Jizz everywhere
>hyperventilating
>strip bed of all sheets
>Throw pillow away
>lie on bare mattress, shivering
>can't sleep, too wired to care
>next morning
>mother opens door
>lets dog in
>dog begins licking my bare skin
>I weep softly.
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>learning to fap at 14
normie
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>14
>Kindle fire
Underage scum leave you are not a robot
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>The feelings with which I'm overcome at the lack of a fair maiden with whom to elope
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>>38196167
but this knight is a Joannite
knights of ordrers couldn't get married
Op get your shit straightnice green text tho
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When normies tell someone to call a suicide hotline, what is going on in their head. How do they think that will help a grown adult?
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>give me bloodborne or I pull
How do you react?
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>>38196162
Do it, big boy.
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>>38196162
is this man a nigger, a spic, a shitskin, or a pajeet?
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Last one on this forum is a rotten loser! Byebye!
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Have you ever been asked out?
One chick asked me out in 6th grade (I think that she was a 7 or so) and I dumped her because I thought that I would eventually find a better looking girl ... I was so wrong as you can guess.
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>>38196142
had this happen to me too but instead i went with the uglier one because she asked first broke up with here 3 hours after we started dating. i still wish i went with the other girl
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>>38196142
got asked out in year 8, the relationship lasted for 8 months. she broke up with me... 3 years later got back together, broke up a month later for a older guy (also she called be boring behind my back to my best friend) who then used her and broke her heart (so justice?)
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>>38196142
My current girlfriend asked me out
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hey comrades i have maked a cool servey on dicsord pleaze join and we will have fun :))
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>spent the last year or two brushing my teeth ~1 time per month
>gums starting to hurt
>realize all of my stomach problems and aching in the past year was from not brushing my teeth
>apparently the inflammation from not brushin your teeth can cause pancreatic cancer and shit like that
>feel an ache where i think my pancreas is
I fucking hate my life. Every day, something new comes in to just ruin what little good is left.
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>>38196130
I mean you were basically asking for that.
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mine gremlinwaifu
16 year age gap
why was this allowed?
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"his father's family also owned Kline's Inc., a department store chain"
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Not bait. Just stating how I feel. 2017-07-06 09:48:47 Post No.38195992
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Not bait. Just stating how I feel.
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That cuts it... I'm moving to Thailand. I'm sick of spinning my wheels on these western attention-whores. Those far eastern ladies know how to RESPECT and treat a decent guy!
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ok you go do that
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How does a simple robot like me unsubscribe from this blog
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>>38195992
you'll go there and it's filled with white haired boomers who had the same exact thought
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I just pooped in my pants
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Dont you fucking lie, provide picture proof with timestamp this instant
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>>38196191
Do it OP, own up
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Pooping your pants is fun. I don't know why people don't do it more often. If you don't want to ruin your pants just go in diapers.
Leaders of the aliens in Invader Zim are just called "The Tallest"
But just bee urself right height doesn't matter
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>>38195665
I don't get these complaints
Everybody knows being attractive and tall is important if you want to get laid
No one ever denies it
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>>38195665
I think that /co is a better place to talk about IZ
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>>38195665
do you often get confused as a child since you both look like one and have the interests of one?
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Where can I find a low skilled job for me? 2017-07-06 09:28:01 Post No.38195580
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Where can I find a low skilled job for me?
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I need the money anons, shit just hitted the fan and if I don't get a job quick I'll be on the street, on a 3rd world street.
Over the last 7 days I have sent 17 Curriculum Vitae, Subway, McDonald's, Cooffe Shops, Bars, Restaurants, and no one is calling.
I'm not obese or extremely weird looking, I put in the CV that I don't mind do low skill jobs like cleaning or load and unload shit fro trucks.
Were did you find a easy job anon? Any tips?
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>>38195711
I think that does not exist here in my city
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>>38195752
Pretty sure it does. I literally drove through small towns throughout the US and met Merchandisers from those companies plus liquor companies
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>>38195580
SHOW UP IN PERSON, SPEAK WITH MANAGER, SHAKE HIS HAND, REMOVE LAZINESS