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Why haven't you created a fap book yet?
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What??
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>>35132687
I alreadly have a waterproof tablet
this is the 21st century, get with the times grandpa
it's so nice being able to cum directly onto the tablet and then just hop in the shower with it and then sit in the bath and watch some anime episode while I relax
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>>35132687
What in god's name is that? esgsrgherhyrhg
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TFW spending Saturday night watching BLACKED and eating Little Caesars pizza
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Wow, that's pathetic. Why torture yourself?
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Which girl are you going to watch?
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>Porn
Oregano
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Whats the final redpill robots?
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>>35132542
That the redpill itself is a distraction.
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Realizing that God loves you want wants to love you forever as His adopted son and changing your life accordingly so you can be a good son to Him while you're still alive and not just on your deathbed at the end of your life while you still have time to help others.
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You're actually trash and nothing you think or do or say has any real value or effect on the world.
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can someone explain please? 2017-02-26 01:54:42 Post No.35132417
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can someone explain please?
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How exactly, does one acquire a robot BF?
seems like posting around here doesn't exactly work since people are too shy and won't respond.
I'm a guy, im fairly fit and i've been in a couple short lasting relationships before. I'm a top.
i don't want the typical flaming faggot bf that stays 1 or 2 nights and runs off with another guy the next week. but its hard to find a guy that wants to commit, especially in a club.
what do robots?
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>>35132417
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RAPE YOUR MOTHER SISTER ANYTHING THAT HAS HOLES WILL GET FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEESJLKEJsklgTJMSTGSERTGRSGTRSGYRSGTAEFAETRASETGFSARETF
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>>35132537
y-you can't rape me a-anon, i'm strong! >:(
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>>35132537
how am i a normalfag though?
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Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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>>35132383
Girlfriend. Loving. Hot.
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>>35132383
Now I know why they call you Crusher! How often can I get these prostate exams again?
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18 beers, to stop the self loathing
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What is your "Driking alone until I pass out so I can forget how shit is my life" song ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou-rVp6EbhM
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One of my faves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PMfodBAHQM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYYGKCanqfA
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>>35132488
What are you driking anon ?
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Why do you still use pic related?
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>>35132148
I use it more as a place to kept track of the projects im working on. I dont actually use the website or browse any of the mindless fucking shit that people post on it. I guess I use it more like a company than an individual user.
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I check it everyday, but i almost never receive messages or relevant notifications from any group.
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>>35132148
>he has a Faceberg
Daily reminder that true robots do NOT use social media. No Facebook, Snapchat, Instragram. Accounts for Youtube and Twitter subscriptions are acceptable as long as you have the appropriate anime girl avatar and don't post anything
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>just found my suicide note I wrote when I was 15
Looking at myself now I wonder if things are better
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post it vaporfag
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>>35131575
on a scale of nirvana to papa roach, how edgy is it?
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Dickmove, i should of posted it..
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Tell me why haven't you abandoned all hope in getting laid yet?
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well, i guess i still think that i could hire a hooker someday. i'm terrified i'd get busted by a cop or something, though.
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>>35131554
I have
I have accepted the path to wizardry
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I think it could happen I'm not completely gone yet
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>just showing up to japan will get you laid
it's that fucking easy. make the move and walk around and a japanese woman will want to fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcq17IONuGo
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>>35131261
>implying I want to screw some big lipped nip.
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t. tall white guy
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>>35131261
Expectations vs reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
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Just because this isn't a blue board doesn't mean you always have to be posting innapropro things. Don't you think you're being too lewd?
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I need to express my pent up lewdness somehow.
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>all the lolis are watching my lewdposting
hmmmm
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>>35131234
Why'd you post a blank picture anon?
Comrade Vlad (ID: !DQSSCk4BqA)
#OperationRoastieDeportation General 2017-02-26 12:50:50 Post No.35131146
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Hello Robots.
The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.
We shall cleanse our lands of the ongoing heresy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Uphold our morals.
>Preserve our dignity.
>Strive for enlightenment.
Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.
Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.
They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
The time for this has come to an end.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.
>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.
Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.
Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.
We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.
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Brothers of /r9k/.
We are winning the battle, but the war is still present.
Our efforts have not gone in vain, however we must continue to do more to ensure a ((((fembot)))) and a normie free r9k.
This is our homeland, and we shall not let it become a wasteland of reddit-wanna-bees and other degenerates.
Either we win, or we die trying.
If we fall, /r9k/ falls with us.
REEEEEE
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Derail and shitpost in every fem"""bot""" thread.
Make /r9k/ great again.
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We will NOT let the rebellion die out.
In this thread, on this board, at this very moment, we stand for our safe haven.
This is the only place we have left, and let it be.
However, even as we speak, normies want to take away EVEN THIS patch of salvation we have and re purpose it for THEIR trashy culture.
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I REALLY want to cuddle a cute girl.
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>>35131008
is that your idea of a cute girl?
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>>35131609
if it's not yours you're a normie
>bug eyes
>lazy hair
>never leaves the house
>autistic interests
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>>35131662
Shes ugly AF and I dont have high demands
Anonymous
What turned you into a robot? 2017-02-26 12:23:54 Post No.35130582
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What turned you into a robot?
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It's a gradual process.
Me, it was the single motherhood and anoriexa during formative years.
Fucked me up.
22 years old with no diploma right now.
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Come on don't be shy.
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>>35130582
my parents played WoW with me and never made me socialise. They even introduced me to video games.
I didnt even socialise in WoW - they chose all the guilds and i just did dungeons etc with them.
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>>35130582
clumsiness, stupidity, self doubt, fucked thoughts, people
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>tfw people straight up just dont sit next to me on the bus
I have no idea what im doing wrong, or why its like that. Even when its crowded and someone does sit next to me, they switch seats the first chance they get. Ive had a young woman leave the seat next to mine to sit next to a homeless dude just the other day
Im not unattractive, I dont smell bad, i dont breathe loudly, I dont take up much space, i dont move or fidget, I dont stare at people
Whats wrong with me guys? I have no idea what Im doing wrong or why its like this and its fucking with me on an emotional level
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>>35130545
I'm the same way. Could it be anxiety? I've been diagnosed with GAD and I think I've had it my whole life.
Is the seat beside yours the very last one to get filled?
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>>35130604
Always.
I mean, I was once diagnosed with severe depression and some sort of anxiety, but Ive since gotten off the meds and honestly try my best to look and act like a normie.
Can they just tell instinctually that people like us are different?
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I don't know. It could be that we're overthinking it, or it could be that they can tell that we have anxiety.