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>>35237590
>>sensitive like a vagina
>>get wet
>>masturbation is easy

nope

>>35237590
are you talking about post op trannies or what the fuck does "srs mtfs" stand for

>>35237590
The abominations who undergo that surgery have to sleep with a plug to stop the wound from healing itself shut.

If your body is trying to correct your mistake, you've made a mistake.

Clearly you haven't seen the Siobhan virginity saga on the Howard Stern show. They arranged their trans caller to get fucked up the wound for the first time and the fella doing the dicking said it didn't feel like a real vagina.

It wasn't wet and there was no grip apparently.

Okay. On Tuesday I went to a bar and saw this woman alone. I walked up to her and we chatted and she was friendly but not interested. Then I left and a few minutes later she came running after me with my phone. Turns out I had left it on the table. She said to me, "That'll teach you to chat up random women in bars" and we both laughed and that's it.

>>35237576
Wait. Sounds like that last part was kinda mean. Was it a happy laugh?

My turn
>in love with girl in class
>she never notice me
>climp a tree to impress her
>fall down and brake my arm
>she wrote her name on my cast
>...aaand that's it.

I have never hit on a girl before. I only ever felt infatuated once and i ignored that even. The whole thing just feels like a hassle to me.

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Sjekekskwl

>>35237579
please delete this, there are no mean posts allowed

>>35237508
why?

also
>girls

>>35237455
>can't get over falling in love

That's a really cute dog.

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>>35237649
It's hard but it keeps getting easier with every time my heart gets destroy ed

>>35237678
yes it sure is a quite a doggo

>>35237429
23

Male

None of your concern

Born in Burgerland

I'm Slavic so white of course

I personally think I look horrid but I dunno

I'm not broke and I'm not in debt, now to move to Alaska

Filthy pleb like the rest of us here

I keep sneezing and shit whenever spring comes around but aside from that no major ill health

I hate dealing with people but if I have to or am paid to I can hate it a little less, have a small group of acquaintances

>>35237489
>slavs
>white
try again my mongrel friend

>>35237528
At least I have kielbasa and stroganoff. And vodka, can't forget vodka.

>>35237402
i fucking hate slavs they're so retarded they can't even squat properly

>>35237499
i CAN SQUAT WITH MY HEEL NOT TOE

>>35237402
cyka blyat gopnik

>>35237374
Fucking apologize to him you autist. Not that complicated

>>35237374
Don't drink?

Durr

Seriously. Go to an AA meeting. They run nearly everyday in every town, because your problem isnt unique. Do it for yourself.

>>35237370
i don't watch tv

OR-OR-OR-ORO-RO-OR-OR-OREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGINAL

i didnt know it existed but it looks cool, is it a documentary?

>>35237578
It's a series on PBS. You can watch it on their website.

>>35237355
She's dangling that beta bait in front of you

>>35237355
She wants to feel good about herself by helping a "poor shy guy". She wouldn't dream of actually dating you, of course, she just wants to see herself as a good person who feels pity towards others. I knew a girl like that in middle school, she'd try to talk to me and ask my why I was the way I was. They aren't capable of true compassion, they just want to feel better about themselves.

Really depends, could be just a thing to say, maybe she thinks it's weird that you don't talk to other people and thinks you could use some encouragement. Maybe someone just asked her to say that to you, maybe she just wants attention for herself or maybe she's just talkative, maybe she's quite sociable and likes keeping up with people and you're one of few people she's not in touch with, maybe she finds you mysterious or interesting, but that's hard to determine without any details.

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i was making those threads m8. dont worry wont make them now as frequently.

just keep imagining ways of sucking mom's nourishing tits

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>>35237379
H-How? What other ways are there...?

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>>35237401
>sucking like a child
>gently/aggressively
>punishing mom's tits

there can bemany ways to fondle and suckle mommy tits

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>>35237333
an eyepatch screams HEY LOOK AT MEE LOOOK AT ME.

>>35237333
because people dont want to look like a pirate?
If it was me would wear dark glasses at all times

>>35237474
>people dont want to look like a pirate
What fucked up people have you been talking to?

>>35237321
Post your username. We'll totally back you up, robro.

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>tfw i got banned from REDDIT

>Going on Reddit

You deserve it.

Yes, you have clear skin.

>>35237313
You look like the stereotypical football player bully who gets his ass kicked at the end of the year and everyone laughs at him

Your sister looks kind of nice

Yes, why would I give a shit what her vagina looks like.

Looks good to me man. What's wrong?

>>35237352
>>35237398
roasties on damage control

of course its not original

>she looks so smug despite still being a obese fattie even after the weight loss

white americans are so annoying

>>35237276

She started to between those two pictures.

She's going to have loose saggy skin and will have wings like a sugar glider.