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>pooped my pants in public again
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>IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>OH MY GOD
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>>36515922
Tell me what it's like. How did you feel about it? How did people around you react?
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>>36516100
Seconded
Did anyone notice? Did anyone ask? How bad was it? How do you feel about the fact you can't accomplish simple things like not shitting yourself while a toddler can?
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TONGUE-FUCK MY FUDGE FACTORY
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>>36515920
No way in hell. Even more so if she actually said it like that. I'd be laughing too hard.
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>>36515920
im not going to do that but i like where this is going
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>>36515920
o-ok senpie
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If i had longer hair could i be a pretty girl
Asking for a friend
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>>36515893
short hair is qt on grills.
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>>36515893
Nah, you'll always look like a dyke. But I guess even that is better than what monstrosity you are now.
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>>36515893
I think you look plenty cute already anon.
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>Beta orbiters will fuck this
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>>36515770
They already vanished.
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>them thicc lips tho
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>>36515770
She was cute before the attack, what a waste
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I was so good at avoiding awkward situations in public for years. Until today
>Get on the bus
>not crowded, but there are some people
>plug the earphones to my phone
>sounds weird
>max volume
>some dude comes up to me
>I take my earphones off to hear what he's saying
>"Can you turn the music off?! There are people who don't want to listen to that"
>MFW the music is playing on speaker
>MFW he thinks I'm one of those douchebags who play music out loud in the bus
>MFW my earphones are broken
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>risking it by listening to music outside
You deserve it
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>>36515760
What were you listening to? Originalreply
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>>36516143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GktXlCEJ-HU
Normie stuff
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>group of normies is talking about 4chan in front of you
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>>36515742
>group of normies is talking about 4chan in front of you
What did you expect?
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>>36515771
trump was the worst thing to happen to 4ch
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>>36515962
Yep. It's like Chanology, quadrupled. Gamergate's almost as bad, but it layed the groundwork for this flood of normalfags.
I just want to cuddle withs cute little girl i want hug her. kiss her, smell her. Thats all im asking for, Im so lonely
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>>36515723
>Wanting to be that close to another person and share intimacy with her
That would be too much for me.
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>>36515759
Even if its a little girl who wont grow up to be a roaste stacy and she loves you?
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>>36515838
>Even if its a little girl who wont grow up to be a roaste stacy and she loves you?
Are you implying 2D girls?
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Hey guys. Perhaps we need to reclassify the general intended audience of r9k vs. the normals that come here unwarranted.
Here's a start.
>If you've ever had sex or have been in a relationship, you're not a robot.
>If you have a shit ton of friends and are a socialite, you're not a robot.
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>>36515648
Perhaps we need to reclassify my dick in your ass
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>>36515675
Do it faggot. OP greatly desires it/
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>>36515648
>if you're a fembot don't announce it for attention
Anonymous
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Has /r9k/ ever had a real life meetup?
This could be our first.
/out/ will have a camp set up a week in advance then stay on site for a week.
That gives anons a two week window to come and check things out.
Main event is on the 4th of july
Camping is fun you guys
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>>36515646
no can do senor, sorry
wrong continent and also got Step 1 coming up
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>>36515700
What is step 1??
You will miss touching hippie girls for free btw
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The gathering was shilled here all last week. Prepare to repost your thread on 6 hours.
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ITT: weirdest thing you've fapped to
>a brick wall
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>>36515611
How did you manage to get off to a brick wall, anon?
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>>36515611
I still have the pic. Idk why its hot
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>>36515611
Explain this. You are just trolling.
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Any of you guys have a speech impediment?
What did you have trouble with?
Did it get better?
Were you bullied for it?
>t,s,r,sh,ch,th
>mostly
>"anon, i don't mean to be rude, but is that an akzent or a lisp?"
>gay guys kept hitting on me because they thought i was gay
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>>36515570
>>t,s,r,sh,ch,th
what the fuck that's the same as mines. i get asked where i'm from or get told that i got a accent often. i mispronounce a lot of words as well since i learned more how to speak from books than from irl ((though english is my native language)))
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>>36515570
Rhotacism and a lateral list, general difficulty at pronounciation.
>Did it get better?
No, I finally decided to go a speech therapeutist and am working on fixing it, since my shit parents never helped me do it as a child, despite doing it for my brother.
>Were you bullied for it?
No, but that was in general because I was overly willing to defend myself and wasn't too spergy. Despite what your retarded (female) teachers tell you, violence does solve a lot of things.
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>>36515570
I hate being slow so when I talk, I talk quickly repeat words whole phrases, stutter occasionally. Speaking at a normal pace makes me feel uncomfortable.
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Women's only function is to get fucked and nurture the children. Prove me wrong protip you can't.
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That would be up to her.
We all have to poop.
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nope. you are wrong and let me tell you why:
...hum...so...like...you know...h-ha..you cant say day, bro...
yeah, you are right
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>>36515407
>Men's only function is to fuck and financially support the children. Prove me wrong protip you can't.
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You will never find happiness.
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Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you post your favorite song ITT
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>>36515317
If numbers you die a painful death while I laugh.
Russ - Journey
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>>36515317
/b/ tier post
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>Lucky enough to have 8+ penis
>Cursed with tiny balls that hide up in your body at the slightest touch
>I literally cannot last 30 seconds with a woman
>Have tried exercises and pacing myself. NOTHING WORKS
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>>36515287
>8+ penis
How do you fit them all in your undies?
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>>36515287
Have you tried alcohol? Getting between tipsy and drunk makes me last a lot long whenmasturbatingalso fuck off normie, go talk about your sex life on Reddit.
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>>36515287
Fucking while rolling on some xtc will make you last for hours.
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This world is fucking stupid. I wish I was never born. I'm glad my genetics aren't being passed on. This suffering ends here.
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>>36515284
anon, don't do it, you have to stream it first
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u deserve to die stupid furry ass shit
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>>36515299
holy shit my first dubs
(yes i'm fairly new to 4chan)