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>be genuinely ugly and manlet
>have normal mental capacity, enough to notice people making fun of me, giving me dirty looks
>some people don't even try to hide their disgust

For God's sake!! Why am I here? Is the point of my existence to get ridiculed and suffer?!? Whose sins am I paying for?

It's hard to believe that I rolled this low in terms of genes. I could at least have been retardrd so I wouldn't be able to understand all the ridicule against me.

Life's hard, bros. Even harder when you're ugly. What do you guys do to just get the day? (Religion, philosophy, etc?)
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>>38587503
What do you guys do to just get *through* the day?

sorry, bros. On mobile, lots of typos
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I fap and play video games when I don't have to go to work.
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*woofs*

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Why did poo poo pee pee Pepe die as a meme?
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>>38587484
It can't be used as a reaction image, only to disturb normies. Once normies become tolerant to it or get disgusted and leave, it is worthless.
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Some of those poopoo peepees were absolutely heinous.

It still failed as a movement though.
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Too hardcore for Normie9k

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Post an album/artist you like. I need recommendations. I was recently recommended this album.
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>>38587426
>>>/mu/

Fucking idiot go post in the right thread
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>>38587444
Who made you the mayor of this town?
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The Residents are great! I love Wormwood.
I've been listening to this in the car because the new series of Twin Peaks has been filling me with hype after every episode.

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Hey robots just checking to see if there's any of you left ever since this board has been swamped with normies.

Post your stats and reasons why you should kill yourself.


>19 year old virgin decent looking but too lazy and no drive to get laid when I can just cum into a t-shirt every night

>brainlet cant do simple math

> I work a dead end job where I'm dealing with dindus and white trash everyday in Louisiana.

> weak. I'm a very weak minded person I'm too nice people walk all over me

> I have no self control I abuse drugs whenever I can to escape my shitty reality.

>I have no friends I work go home and play vidya.

>I go to bed at about 5 am and wake up at 1:45 everyday

>I have hyperhydrosis my hands and feet sweat constantly. I have to turn girls down when they try to give me a high five.

>I want to die


Pic related: my room
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Clean your room bitch
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>>38587394
Nice room. What's the thing leaning against the wall?
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>>38587468
Some like sign type thing don't even know where it came from. You can have it if you want anon.

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How are holding up, fellow grandpas?

>level 26 here
>no steady source of income, no gf, no friends
>debt piling up
>borrowing money from parents for 6 months now
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29 here, gonna try to get a gf. have no fucking clue whatsoever how to do it or what to do after hypothetical success. have pool with couple of "candidates".
*sigh* wish me luck boyz
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>>38587474

You're still trying at 29? It's like you don't want magical powers or smth. I have no clue what to do with girls either. I am just not compatible with them. I like their bodies but I hate them as persons.
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>>38587667
i've lost my ticket to wizardry. i don't hate girls, i just feel like i'm used to loneliness that every attempt and move seems too bothersome

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How do you bring yourself to leave the house? There's really nothing out there for me.
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i only leave for hunger and alcohol cravings
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>>38587366
https://youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0
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>>38587366
Come on now, Champ. You can't stay in the batcave forever. Turn that frown upside down. We're gonna find you a job, and we're not turning back until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake.

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Why you no sleepie young Robot?
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I just woke up tbqh fampai.
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>>38587315
You woke up at 130 AM?
Alright
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sleepie soon, no worry

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>racism is bad, even if /pol/ is right
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What does "hot opinion" mean? When did people start using this phrase?
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I think he means "unpopular opinions"
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>>38587487
Are you sure, OP seems like a faggot and a normalfag, we should summon the robot Council in order to discuss the matter of what constitutes "a hot opinion"

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My crush is publicly talking about her sex life on social media, she's telling everyone what she likes doing in bed with her boyfriend on Valentine's day.

This triggers me so fucking much that I wanna go on a rampage spree.

Normies are fucking degenerates!
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>>38587171
Shut the fuck up pussy.

If your crush was your girlfriend, you'd have sex with her. You're just calling them degenerate because you're bitter that you can't do the same things he does to her.
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>>38587171
That's admittedly kind of weird but just don't think about it and try to improve yourself instead of impotently whining.
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>>38587269
Not OP here but it's kinda degenerate. Not the sex ofcourse but talking about it on social media. Letting the whole world know what you are doing with your partner. Childeren could read that.

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For me it's the Bacon Wrapped Deep dish pizza from Little Caesars.
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>>38587149
lmao did you make this thread by accident
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>>38587169
HeIIo newfag
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>>38587149
I've just been eating random shit.

Twinkies, Corn, Some beef i had in my fridge.
Still hungry too.
Fuck

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I found mushrooms growing in my computer this is nothing to worry about, right?
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>>38587135
DUDe now your computer is gonna ascend to another plane of thought and use its superior processing power to understand the secrets of the universe
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>>38587135
Be ready for possibly seizure inducing spots every few seconds
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>>38587154
>>38587189
w-which one of you should I trust?

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I stay up until 4 or 5 am browsing r9k listening either to angry, sad, or ambient music. There is no in between

How about all of you dudes/dudettes?
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Make yummy food at 3am and stay up till 5ish posting in the dark/watching the animu.
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Read spooky tales from X in the dark and drink while it rains outside
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>>38587132

Are you me? Thats literally what i do

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Porn is just a gigantic CGI meme.
I bet there's secret method to producing children that I will be told later.
I don't think sex exists.
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>>38587107
This is either a whole new level of enlightenment

or just the the most retarded thing I've read all week
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>>38587107
That's how I felt until I lost my virginity like 2 months back

It's real
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>>38587107
You're right man

Don't listen to shills in this thread trying to convinve you it's real. It's a jewish scheme to make you pine after girls like a good goy

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"Come on now, Champ. You can't stay in the nest forever. Turn that frown upside down. We're gonna find you a job, and we're not turning back until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake."
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>>38587106
the only place you're going to get hired for handshaking skills is gay porn Xp
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>>38587129
"Champ, you can't pin your problems on other people forever. Now wipe that frown off your face. We're gonna find you a job, and we're not turning back until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake."
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>>38587106
i have an interview today at kfc. what should i say?

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Would you hang out with Edward furlong for a week
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>>38587097
Nah he seems like an insufferable cunt
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>>38587105
nah you are, heheh
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>>38587097
I will talk to him about T2 all the time and only about that movie until he loses his mind

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