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I hate to break it to you, but you got a vagina

>>35792496
I think a fishy smell indicates anaerobic bacteria.
Try giving you weinerwang a good wash, and some fresh air.
See if that helps

>>35792550
i don't, but i think it has something to do with the fact that i've been using the same towel to wipe all the cum off of my dick for months.

>tfw dick smells like fish

>>35792341
I know that feel bro
Fdfe

>>35792341
>tfw you're a dumb shy weirdo but everyone is intimidated by you

I'm actually both at the same time.

>>35792301
>Virgin women

they don't exist

>virgin women past the age of 18

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>>35792337
>virgin women past the age of 12

>>35792259
lie like everyone else
lying is the most valuable skill you could possibly learn
t. American

>>35792287
I do lie, but to certain point. Im not gonna make a farfetched lie thats obviously a lie when they start talking to me

Bro let me help you out with some basic pointers.

1. What you got paid before is no ones fucking business. You find the average for your area, and add 20-50% when the question comes up depending on your skills. You will get negotiated down, at worst, to the average.

2. Anyone can say they have qualifications and skills. Put one-liner examples down that you've accomplished. These are almost always what recruiters will end up asking/chatting about, since otherwise, they will have to do the same boring shit-talk they give to everyone else. The added bonus here is that you essentially have the power to set the direction of the interview. Action words help. "Brand Management and Expansion" --> "Managed company branding, expanding reach by X% and retention by Y%". I don't know shit about this kind of marketing stuff, so edit as necessary. But thats the style you want. Short, to the point, confident, and above all, HARD FIGURES when you can provide them.

3. Move your work experience to the TOP. Whatever is most relevant to the position you're trying to get should be number 1. Keep point 2 in mind.

4. You want some better formatting. Go on ShareLatex and choose some professional looking template. None of this MS-Word shit.

5. Get rid of the whole Summary of Qualifications thing. Replace it with education or hobbies or whatever you can relate to the skills the employer needs. Sounds like you do a lot of communication shit, ever run a club, web-forum, video game clan, whatever? Talk about that stuff, corporate it up a la Point 2, and it will impress people much more than "I swear im gud at time management k".


Good luck

The one who who's dumb as shit and everybody acts like he's special

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>>35792218
>That kid that Naruto ran down the hallway
>That kid that picked up his shit from the toilet and brought it to the front of the class and dropped it into the trash
>That kid that attacked a girl

Pic very related.

>>35792218
>that kid that rode his bike down the hall one day
>that kid that handed out his mixtape
>that kid that who would bully your friend but not you and you never knew why

Try intermittent fasting. It's the easiest way to break the cycle.

t. ex-fatbot

>>35792208
330ish here. im going for 350 so i can eat for free at Heart Attack Grill free when i go to Las Vegas in September.

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>>35792208
Do some preacher curls and skull crushers and get dem bis bulky . You're just cultivating mass my man

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>>35792179
When your IQ is ~110 but you're autistic so nothing works out well

>>35792179
you're* people are right

>>35792179
>your
>your

I think you made a mistake with your IQ.

I know that feel though. I have a high IQ and accomplished nothing and am autistic. People think I'm stupid because I either don't speak or speak too much.

Good for you, we'll be rootin' for ya champ!

>>35792169
This is some old copy pasta.

I still haven't played hatred.

You know your apathy levels are off the charts when you can't even be bothered to go on a virtual rampage.

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>>35792237
t-thanks d-dad

Yea, you're fucked. But if you have a different skill that can be beneficial to others it can be overlooked. Like how some musicians or scientists are turbo autists but very inventive so they'll still be accepted and their behaviour tolerated. If you work a normal job and are autismo, u r fuccd

>>35792267
>they'll still be accepted and their behaviour tolerated

But a woman will only exploit them for their resources and fuck Chad when they're not looking

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>>35792135
>prepubescent children literally have better social skills than me
tfw

>>35792094
Yeah, plans like this is pretty normal
Go with her, could be great, could suck, but at least its something

Have fun being the guy to provide her with companionship until the moment Chad gets off stage.

>>35792094
Her friend is a member of the band. He's on stage, performing a skill in front of people and the women will be wet. This will make your friend competitive and wet too. Then you'll get to watch her fight for his attention.

>>35792311
What this cunt said. She's inviting you as a friend.

Its more about showing and providing support than actually being there for the dead person

>>35792090
Out of respect. The big question is why do normies make a big deal out of someone who doesn't run their mouth 24/7 ?

>>35792126
So it's like a way to signal to everyone else who's there how respectful and virtuous you are? I'm not trying to belittle the people that do this I'm just very autistic and want to understand their motives.

>>35792030
why is it so fucking easy to rob the schools dweebs?

Did you know psychology is nonsense?

>>35792030
>ask a freshman psychology student anything
ftfy

If he was the one freaking out, then socially he's the one in the wrong there.
A stern or casual no would suffice.

>>35792014
its jody highroller

>>35792014

yeh he is going to to dwell on it and if he acted unstable on the spot he is probably even more pissed now

get a cctv system for your house

eventually you're going to go through puberty and when you do you'll be able to experience orgasms.

It is possible that waifubots, advanced AI, and brain downloads may become reality in our lifetime. The possibility of a digital paradise is enough to keep me going

just think about all the nude femanon pics you may miss

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Doesn't sound like the full story to me.
Could you post a screenshot of the conversation or just the dialogue?

>>35792070
>Could you post a screenshot of the conversation or just the dialogue?
why would I faggot

>>35792164
Otherwise you've no evidence to substantiate your claim, leaving it negligible at best and lying at worst.
Seeing how defensive YOU'VE gotten regarding my simple question, I'd say the two of you are on the same boat.