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>live in a small decaying town
>so god damn bored
>can't move to big city
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>its another 12 year old romanticizes city life because he has no friends and watches too many movies/anime thread
fuck off, want to know what city life is like? Get a minimum wage job and work 60 hours a week just to live paycheck to paycheck then kill yourself with a stolen chain as a noose.
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>live in the most advanced and modern city in the world that literally billions of people wish they lived in
>never leave my house
topkek
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>>38451896
And meeting people and seeing girls
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Are there any Australian, Melbourne females on here?
About me.
>I'm 30
>I'm a robot (shut-in 99% of the time)
>I've been lifting for 5 years so I have a good body (minus height, I'm 5'7)
>Non-smoker
>Non-drinker
>Non-drugs
>Have my own 1BR apartment in the city (no mortgage, paid off)
>Don't work, but I'm on autism-bux (few mental / personality disorders) - not dangerous though, just that I can't function in normal life
There are a few universities around me, so maybe if you need a place to live you could be my temporary university BF while you're in uni or something. You wouldn't have to pay me rent, but I'd expect you to contribute to utility bills if you're living with me full-time (water/gas/electricity).
My expectations is that you must be
>18-25 (can be up-to 30 if you're above-average attractive)
>clean-freak (like me)
>not fat
>non-smoker
>non-druggie
>we do GF/BF things like keep each other comfortable and having sex 2-3 times a week (or more of if you want)
This position is temporary.
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>>38451852
>be my temporary university BF while you're in uni or something.
GF*** not BF.
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>>38451852
>>Have my own 1BR apartment in the city (no mortgage, paid off)
>>Don't work
Inheritence?
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>>38451930
Yeah, not mine though, was my parents one, they bought me the place because of my issues of not being able to function in society, using some inheritance they got.
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Why do women look down on short men? I don't get it, nobody cares if you are short, no big deal at all.
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>Why do women look down on short men
very funny
inb4 butthurt "manlets"
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They don't. It's only bitter virgin lanklets like you trying to push a meme.
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>>38451737
keep believing that, manlet
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Tired of having no gf?
Post in this thread for a free gf.
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does my new gf like anime
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>>38451736
What's the catch, faggot?
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Are y-you a trap? Ill love you regardless
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Stacie younger sister. True hell. 2017-07-18 10:36:52 Post No.38451733
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Stacie younger sister. True hell.
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>tfw have stacy slut younger sister. (Pic related)
>posts slutty photos like this all over social media.
>does cheerleading.
>only going into 10th grade and probably had sex with tons of Chads.
>has tons of slutty friends her age.
>I'm a 22 year old KHV dateless Uni student that has never even talked with a girl for more than 10 minutes.
>mom is a typical stacy.
>Dad is a typical chad and ripped for his age.
What the hell happened to me? I have decent looks but I'm the only non chad in my whole family. My slut 15 year old sister has even been making fun of me now that I'm home because she knows I never had a gf or friends. She's going to the stupid beach today with her friends too. The younger generation of girls are even more vile than ours.
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>>38451733
Gen Z is more conservative.
Stop crying and go lift weights.
If you let her bother you and don't realize it's just bants then pure the pussy.
Also just fuck her yourself obviously.
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>>38451733
IDK dude.
My mom was literally prom queen of her high school.
My older two sisters are turbo stacies. One was the lead cheerleader and married quarterback Chad, other one literally modeled.
Dad is pure Chad green eyes blond hair 6'3 220 pure muscle
I turned out retarded ugly scrawny and autistic.
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original post I know, but post feet
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I need someone to comfort me :( 2017-07-18 10:33:16 Post No.38451702
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I need someone to comfort me :(
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>Be me one week ago
>Look 5/10 on good days, not too bad
>Decide to go to a new barber
>She is in my town, so I don't have to go 30 km to my regular barber dude
>Get a Just haircut
>"T-thanks"
>At least I still have my fringe that covers my big ass forehead
>Although she fucked it up and cut too much where it's receiding
>Difficult to look 5/10 now, most likely 4/10
>Still have my beard though
>Yesterday I went back again because the fringe was JUST
>Another lady fucks it up even more
>Cuts it too short and even shorter on sides
>Reciding hairline shows even more
>Tall and wide forehead 90% visible
>Even though I told her I just want it thinned a little bit on the ends
>Her: "No-no, it's too long"
>Her after JUSTing me: "Is it good?"
>Me: "Y-yeah"
>Want to cry at home
>3/10 all of a sudden
>Today decide to fuck myself up and shave my beard
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT I look like those people that had chin cancer and had it removed
>LITERALLY 2/10 NOW
>JUST HAIRCUT
>JUST CHIN
>TERRIBLE LOOKS
>Literally called my mom and told her about it and that I have suicidial thoughts
>Decide I won't go out for 2 months until my beard grows at least to a certain point
Holy shit guys, what have I done... Yesterday I could still be savable, just had to wait like a months maybe to be allright 5/10. I fucked it up so much. I want to die.
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post pics so we can laugh at you
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>>38451753
She made a good effort at least
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>>38451801
You don't have a terrible chin. You're going to get banned if you leave that pic up, btw.
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PAY FOR PLAY SEX IN SINGAPORE - Four Floors of Whores - Orchard Towers 2017-07-18 10:22:02 Post No.38451617
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PAY FOR PLAY SEX IN SINGAPORE - Four Floors of Whores - Orchard Towers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66z1b9wXrug
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I've been there and taken whores from there. Feels good to walk in as a white guy. You literally feel like a rockstar with all the whores throwing themselves at you.
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>>38451617
Who /NAVY/ here?
Only did 4 years and hit Singapore twice. Good times. Good times.
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>>38451816
Hey i got a question. Did you have to take an oath when you signed up or did they ever inject you with mandatory flu medication or such like?
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>look at self in the mirror
>so repulsive i want to cry
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Hahaha you're ugly hahaha
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>>38451595
Iktfb
I look fucking repulsive.
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>look at self in the mirror
>whoa that's one handsome motherfucker
>take picture of self
>looking allright other than that gross nostril asymmetry and greenish pallor
>come back to look at picture, months later
>man, i was ugly as shit
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Guys, i need a medfag
>be me
>masturbatin, nothing new
>cum
>burning pain at the base of my dick, seems on the prostate
>feel like peeing every two seconds
>it's not stopping or getting any better after an our or so
WHAT THE FUCK APPENDED I'M SCARED
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Med student here
It's ok anon you're just turning into a grill
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>>38451590
Go to a doctor? Or do you live in americunt?
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Sounds like a UTI if you feel like peeing every 2 seconds, does it burn when ya pee?
Complain about the the last time you got ghosted and why you think it happened here.
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>>38451566
Fuck you mordax pussy slayer
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I met a girl online and ended up meeting her and having sex. We were talking about when to meet next and then she ghosted me. No idea why.
Why are girls so heartless?
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>>38451612
Maybe you just couldn't make her cum.
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what does it feel like to be hugged by a girl? does it feel warm and good?
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wrong board,ask somewhere else
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How are we supposed to know, if we're not normies here? I mean, surely there are NO normies here. I'd google it if I was you.
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>>38451555
Feels pretty much like a regular hug from like your mom except that it's better because of the either romantic or sexual feelings that come with it
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>graduated High School this early June
>haven't stepped out of my room ever since this whole summer
is this what my life is going to be like?
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>>38451548
Are you going to university or college?
I was a loser all until I went and now I somehow have friends and even alove life
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>>38451548
It's great isn't it? No more going out!
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>>38451564
don't have the money for it and i don't want to be in debt to mr shekelstein
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That's it. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to kill myself. I've been a wagecuck for a solid 3 weeks now and I can't even begin to fathom how normies can force themselves through this every day
>wake up at 6:45 in order to catch the train on time
>rush hour so get to be crammed inside with sweaty old men for 30 minutes
>get to my stop and walk to work, all together it's a 50 minute commute door to door
>shift starts, at 8. Work until 5 because hour lunch break isn't included
>90% of my day is unproductive and literally just spent staring at an email client waiting for orders to come in
>take shitty crammed train back home, go to the grocery store to buy supplies for dinner
>by the time I've cooked and eaten it's already 7 pm
>have to do chores to keep my shitty apartment together
>it's time to sleep
>rinse and repeat every morning
>"But anon! NEETS can't make money and do fun things!"
Are you kidding me? Sure I make a decent salary but after paying for bills, food, transportation etc I barely have enough left to go and grab some beers with friends.
>''You can't get a gf without a job!"
This is the biggest meme to ever exist. Gfs are literally just another void for you to throw your money into. Once you fuck her you literally don't even want her to be around until you're horny again. Speaking in terms of productivity and Finances, an onahole is far superior.
Are there any wagecucks here who can tell me how they've convinced themselves not to commit suicide yet? I see no light at the end of this tunnel.
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>>38451537
Cool wagie, Gimme a double d-luxe now
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I don't know man. I make easy money, work whenever I like, and have enough cash for everything I want. Work is just a fun distraction during the day when it's too early to meet someone for drinks.
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I'm shitposting from work right now and getting paid for it. Feels good man.
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>so tired of vidya
>so tired of anime
all I want is friends and a girlfriend, I just want to be normal like everyone else
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why did my life have to go so wrong???
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Quit being a baby, you can't always get what you want
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>stop playing vidya
>stop watching anime
>get friends
>get a girlfriend
Not that hard.
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>>38451508
You can have both, retard.
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/pol/ here, whats with the constant gay/trans shilling on this board?
the gay lifestyle is anything but comfy if you plan on ever sitting down again
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/pol/ here
nigger you lost
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>>38451490
everyone here should understand there is such thing as a gay agenda. the gay community is constantly looking to indoctrinate fresh meat. it is a life of unhappiness, diseases and health problems. they are trying to distance you from the nuclear family model and marry you to consumerism in order to fulfill the void where your family would have been. it is not in your best interest to listen to these people, it will not solve your problems in the long run.
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Faggot you /pol/tards and trap shillers are both cancer. Please fuck off to /pol/