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>didn't you want me to be your gf anon?
>you can at least lick my fucking pussy!
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her pussy looks like a heart
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Wow fuckin batvag.

I'd still eat that clit like a rabid bulldog though.
Oh man, that is such a shame... cute, nice tits, but that is way too much roastbeef to be acceptable. SAD!

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Go fucking play Magic.

Go to a friday night magic draft.

It's fifteen (15!!!!) canuckbucks. You don't need a 4 billion dollar deck. Just 15 to do a draft.

Literally no excuse.
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magic players are to robots what we are to the normals. They are a breed apart, autism without peer in this earthly realm
I was interested in Magic for a time as I love that kind of eldritch fantasy stuff. Then I actually got to see two experienced people play. They were utterly robotic, they didn't seem to be having any fun and they just seemed to be going through the motions. No smiles, no jokes, no laughing. Just robotic card playing.

So I decided not to spend hundreds of dollars on a hobby that the people who had been playing for years didn't even seem to enjoy.
You never played Magic?

It's fun. Go to a draft tonight.

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Should I just kill myself now before I live to see society become totally addicted to materialism and hedonism? It's pretty obvious at this point that the vast majority of extremely powerful people in this world are pushing hard for globalism and I can't see it being stopped, and I really don't want to live to see a world of sky-scraping apartments filled to the brim with drugged debt slaves just living day-to-day for their VR or other materialist bullshit.
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>become totally addicted to materialism and hedonism?
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id be ok with vr waifus
why the fuck not?
what the fuck do you gain from me being miserable ?
Mankind has an insatiable appetite for distractions. VR in particular is going to make it so we never get off this fucking rock. Stagnation is death.

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>get yo punk ass over here and fuck me you punk ass, pussy ass white boi

wut do?
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I'll have it said that I like this one
I'm not into bestiality
"You'll talk a lot sweeter when I'm in you, I'll make sure of it"

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who /ugly/ here
>never really paid attention to my looks until
recently, always thought I was fairly attractive
>tfw realised that I have a big ass nose, weak chin, long narrow head and baby cheeks after taking pics of myself, on top of that 5'11" manlet
>turns out it was my fault I'm a kissless virgin
Pretty sad lads. Would getting /fit/ help?
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post a pic

nah, don't want pics of me lying around the web, especially not on a cambodian wood carving imageboard
Go on lookism and read about cranio facial deformities.

Convince yourself that the only way to make friends is with a infraorbital implants.

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I'm not even surprised, have you tried to make this stupid tests ?
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ayeeeeeeeee what do i win
Faggot, if you post something like this you should post a link to the quiz.
Whats this shit?

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I'm 5'10 200lbs. Are 4 months (May - August) enough for me to get down to an acceptable weight by the end if I start exercising 6 days a week? Pic unrelated.
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Shit senpai if you eat vegan for 4 months and do some basic strength training 3 days a week some cardio mixed in as well you'll be dyel as fuark in about 3
Let me guess.

You need to get skinny before you start college.

If so, no that's not enough time.

>7lbs a month
If you go hard that's doable. Caffeine is your friend, as is "skipping" breakfast. Just keep in mind 3500 Calories = 1 pound and go from there.

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>losercon joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban the sperg
talk about some autistic things you've experienced
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Hi rem. Did you have a good day today?
if the skirt burned why didnt the umbrella
It's a magic umbrella you stupid cunt.

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I'm not dying... r-right guys...
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nah you'll be right mate, had that plenty of times
Bright red? 99% it's a roid/fissure.
Hemorrhoids for sure dude

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Why aren't you funny?
Girls like funny guys.
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They do, but not more than people who are good-looking and aren't betas.
Girls don't like funny guys, girls think guys they like are funny.
I'm funny but in the "laughing at you" rather than the "laughing with you" sense :(

i can never show this to any woman.

infact this is the first picture i have taken of it.

my parents doomed me by circumcising me.
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I don't see anything wrong with your dick.
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eww, what's that weird sore near the bottom too?
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Damn this is hot. I'm a girl btw.

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What does lactating feel like? Does it feel like popping a pimple?
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W - What did she mean by that?
That's not healthy milk

There's something wrong with that woman, this is what healthy human milk looks like

She should not feed that milk to a baby
She's storing her breast milk in the freezer to make ice cream.

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because you're mentally ill too.
i do the same
But they're all mentally ill?

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are fembots really so fuckin ugly and social retarded that they thirst for attention on the most mentally broken page and board on the internet?
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theres that word agian
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No such thing. They're just bored roleplayers looking for (You)s.
Where is the webm from anon?

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My boyfriend's a 5'6" 4/10-looking guy, but he's my absolutely favorite person on this awful planet.

Just checking in to say that you have hope.

I started hanging out with him because he's good for a thoughtful argument and reads the same genres I do. It's a cliche, but just get out there and meet some people!
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>My boyfriend
You're either a girl, in which case none of your advice applies to guys as you could just sit there and get orbiters.
Or you're a feminine gayboy in which case read above.

I've met 20 people off this site now with the intention of making them my gf and counting. It's going nowhere. Die normie. Die.
Nigga gtfo
Ah. Straight-passing male, actually.

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