>didn't you want me to be your gf anon?
>you can at least lick my fucking pussy!
Wow fuckin batvag.
I'd still eat that clit like a rabid bulldog though.
Go fucking play Magic.
Go to a friday night magic draft.
It's fifteen (15!!!!) canuckbucks. You don't need a 4 billion dollar deck. Just 15 to do a draft.
Literally no excuse.
I was interested in Magic for a time as I love that kind of eldritch fantasy stuff. Then I actually got to see two experienced people play. They were utterly robotic, they didn't seem to be having any fun and they just seemed to be going through the motions. No smiles, no jokes, no laughing. Just robotic card playing.
So I decided not to spend hundreds of dollars on a hobby that the people who had been playing for years didn't even seem to enjoy.
Should I just kill myself now before I live to see society become totally addicted to materialism and hedonism? It's pretty obvious at this point that the vast majority of extremely powerful people in this world are pushing hard for globalism and I can't see it being stopped, and I really don't want to live to see a world of sky-scraping apartments filled to the brim with drugged debt slaves just living day-to-day for their VR or other materialist bullshit.
id be ok with vr waifus
why the fuck not?
what the fuck do you gain from me being miserable ?
>get yo punk ass over here and fuck me you punk ass, pussy ass white boi
who /ugly/ here
>never really paid attention to my looks until
recently, always thought I was fairly attractive
>tfw realised that I have a big ass nose, weak chin, long narrow head and baby cheeks after taking pics of myself, on top of that 5'11" manlet
>turns out it was my fault I'm a kissless virgin
Pretty sad lads. Would getting /fit/ help?
I'm not even surprised, have you tried to make this stupid tests ?
I'm 5'10 200lbs. Are 4 months (May - August) enough for me to get down to an acceptable weight by the end if I start exercising 6 days a week? Pic unrelated.
>losercon joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban the sperg
talk about some autistic things you've experienced
I'm not dying... r-right guys...
Why aren't you funny?
Girls like funny guys.
i can never show this to any woman.
infact this is the first picture i have taken of it.
my parents doomed me by circumcising me.
I don't see anything wrong with your dick.
eww, what's that weird sore near the bottom too?
What does lactating feel like? Does it feel like popping a pimple?
W - What did she mean by that?
That's not healthy milk
There's something wrong with that woman, this is what healthy human milk looks like
She should not feed that milk to a baby
WHY THE FUCK AM I ATTRACTED TO MENTALLY ILL GIRLS?
are fembots really so fuckin ugly and social retarded that they thirst for attention on the most mentally broken page and board on the internet?
No such thing. They're just bored roleplayers looking for (You)s.
My boyfriend's a 5'6" 4/10-looking guy, but he's my absolutely favorite person on this awful planet.
Just checking in to say that you have hope.
I started hanging out with him because he's good for a thoughtful argument and reads the same genres I do. It's a cliche, but just get out there and meet some people!
You're either a girl, in which case none of your advice applies to guys as you could just sit there and get orbiters.
Or you're a feminine gayboy in which case read above.
I've met 20 people off this site now with the intention of making them my gf and counting. It's going nowhere. Die normie. Die.