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bump plssss I need advice rreeeeeee

>>37435981
>He's the only reason I have a roof over my head right now.
pretty obvious desu, dye your hair and submit like the good little slut you are.

>>37436033
I agree, sheit

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>>37435970
>drops trow
>start violently wanking my pud
>REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37435970
left are fake not sure about right

>>37435970
Why is there so many nude photos on the internet? Has every girl posed nude?

steven universe is a garbage show neck yourself OP

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>>37435951
Haven't seen it, looks like a garbage show, but it does appeal to my fetish so maybe I'll give it a try.

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>>37435951
Why do you faggots have to ruin an enjoyable show with your autism?

Yup.

I was driving home after picking up 3 of my cousins from the airport (they were visiting from our hometown in Georgia) when a cop pulled me over because I "swayed in the lanes" or some shit.

The cop approached the car, saw 4 niggas and without hesitation said into his walkie-talkie "Requesting backup"

Well my dad's a policeman and he once beat the shit out of me. That counts?

I tried to walk into a shopping centre once and a cop got in my way and threatened me with his baton shouting FUCK OFF I SAID NO BEGGING

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>>37435721
I rejected someone who was too nice to me out of disliking the attention he brought to me. I don't think he deserved it per se? But like, I just didn't want to deal with all the drama. Umm I'm not sure if anyone has done anything to me.

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>What's the worst thing you've ever done to a person?
a girl in third grade said she liked and started trying to hug and kiss me. i pushed her away multiple times and said i dont like her.
im sure that made her feel awful but im not sure what else i could have done
>Do you think that they deserved it?
i guess

>what is the worst thing someone's ever done to you?
no one has ever really done anything bad to me. sure, i got punched but i deserved it for being a dick. otherwise, people are nice to me yet tease me behind my back

>>37435721
>worst thing i did to a person?
i turned down a guy who wanted to marry me

>he didn't deserved it

>worst thing that someone has done to me?
my dad killed himself after fucking me :( didn't even asked me if i liked it (i did)

>>37435563
Being this shameless is pitiful, really is. Loser.

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>>37435563
>I don't think I'm ugly, in fact, my looks are some of the only good thing about me.

>>37435563
Show us what you look like, desu

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>>37435498
I hope you didn't eat them. That's so gross.

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>>37435530
and who are you to stop me

>>37435631
Don't listen to that tumblr fag, only god can judge you

im not but why don't you try to get a job as a caretaker? you can donate sperm too, what are your plans?

>>37435242
Not homeless but this is totally interesting. Tell me more?

>>37435359
Please use a trip so I can filter you

>>37435222
Gimme sauce who's that semen demon?

Ciara Horan is going to be successful after 25.
Ash lost a lot of weight, she's skinny now.
Piety isn't a virgin, and has a vagina.

>>37435222
Why can't you run in a campground?

You can only RAN because it's past tents.

What a fucking lame post. Share some spicy Discord drama screencaps here lads.

>sexually assaulted me
i dont even know what im doing on this board anymore

>>37434989
God you're pathetic. Why'd you even come here.

>>37434912
sorry i'm not a normie which means i wouldn't fail my suicide to gain attention

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>>37434912
Tried to kill myself with pills, but I just took a bunch of random ones that didn't actually do anything. I also tried cutting my wrists, but I didn't have the willpower to actually go deep enough to do any bleeding.

>>37435012
Dude that sucks.

Yeah, sadly random OD has a low success rate, you gotta do research on the effects of OD'ing to see how you can make it into suicide.

That's not how it works, dumbass. Hell is not a jail sentence. Once you're there, you're there for eternity. And I wouldn't worry about your crotch; that >agnostic is more than enough to land you in Hell.

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>>37434865
What religion is this paranoia even based on? It's nothing like anything the Bible says.

>>37434900
Thanks, bud.
Shame you didn't even read my post though.
I am fully aware what I'm thinking makes no sense.
And I don't know why you're so uppity about agnostic folk, either. I'm not denying a higher power. I definitely believe in one. I just don't think I have a right to claim I know all about whomever he may be. That's why I don't subscribe to christianity, or any faith like that. I do have faith, though. I'm not a shit for brains atheist who just likes to shit on the idea of god not being real. That's why I identify as agnostic.
Hope next time you might take the time to read and comprehend.
>>37434957
>what religion
None. Like I said, I'm agnostic. It's my mental illness making me think this. OCD does this to some people. I know this makes no sense. But I can't stop thinking it.

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>>37434747
Drink moar. Eat comfort food. Watch shows you like.

>mfw cannot money because perma-neet
>miss bus after failing to get money
>kick the shit out of bench
>almost falls over (they weigh so much they don't attach them to anything)
>literally the supervisor of the bus system shows up 30 seconds later to offer me a ride
If it weren't for the all seeing eye godz damn it, i'd probably have mugged people for money by now.

All it takes is a hundred a month and I'd be happy with bottom shelf vodka, but NOOOO

Was slamming fist into chest because BPM was too high to donate plasma before that happened, why I replied to your thread.

>>37434747
Bumping because I want answers for my own reasons

>>37434932
>wanting answer
Take anti-psychotics? I never took mine, because
>shrink brain
>kill penis
>make fat
>gyno
>hair fall out
>lower IQ
>make less motivated
>feel nothing, less fun
>cost money (some day)
>they wear off
>coming off of them leaves you with permanent brain damage
>le twitchy for rest of life
But the newer they are the less oftent he bad shit happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CamknHyMgk

Mayfield seems to have modeled herself on Kurt

Not a lot of people know of Kurt Cobains many trips to India it's something that isn't talked about when compared to the trips that The Beatles had to India

>>37434851
what'd he think?

>inb4 OP isn't a real manlet, just 5'11"
You guys are the ones that seem to obsess over this stupid shit. I'm absolutely short and I don't give a fuck what some semi-famous roastie is fucking

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>>37434656
>tfw 5'10
REEEE CAN'T WE JUST COMMISERATE. I JUST WANT TO BELONG.

I'M SHORT. I'M SHORT OR I'M JUST NOTHING.

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>>37434656
How tall are you, anon?

Originally speaking, of course.