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>>37448377
Link to the tweet. You can't because it's fake

>>37448377

I mean he's right. Not like pedos choose to be attracted to children.

Just not a smart thing to say for your public career. Maybe he feels like he's close to death and doesn't give a fuck.

>>37448377
>horse blinders of ignorance
>science
Kek you can't make this shit up

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>when I last spoke to anon, he was distant and blocked my advances of getting to know him, but since I spoke with him about our shared experience being rejected by a woman, he suddenly became full of language to describe the "roasties" and "Stacies" as he calls them, and why they don't see past him as a beta male, I am now starting to understand why he has had so much trouble making friends

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>>37448333
Uhh, not particularly? You lack the context, cultural and otherwise. It would be like trying to explain to a non-sinkie why it's okay to shoot someone for smoking weed. Ha ha, yes, I know you're Singaporean, that was just an example.

You see, that's the thing about high-bandwidth information transfer: The kinds of societies that survive are not necessarily the BEST ones, they're the ones that are best at justifying and explaining themselves.

Well, you saw this a little earlier, with the spread of memetic progressivism. Absolute disaster, even if, especially if-- as I do-- you hold liberal ideas. When you actually try to think any of that bullshit through, it falls apart instantly, but it was still very successful, because it's good at explaining itself, it provides a compelling ontology, clear, black-and-white morals, in other words, it's absolutely virulent.

So when you ask me to explain what a "roastie"-- I suppose the nearest non-robot translation would be something like "promiscuous woman" but of course that crushes the meaning down into uniform sludge-- is, you are asking me to defend my culture to you. But of course you're not, though, you'd say, because I'm free to just be like "argh, I hate sluts!" when that will, obviously, get me hassled by the media, academia, and in the limit, the police.

What you are, Louise, is a Gombeen man. "Heh, nice culture you have here. Shame if it were to get some, uh, MEDIA ATTENTION." You are, in other words, operating a racket. I have to either placate you and promise not to do the things that offend well-off NPR-listening white women, or you'll inform on us to the Public, the bourgeoisie who have the power to make our lives miserable.

>>37448574
>it seems that being ostracized by his peers and put down continually by those he loved has lead to him giving up on the world.

>>37448054
sorry I'm esl, what does "telling you off" mean

i just ignore everything they do and say indefinitely.
they can't fire you over it as long as you keep doing your job.

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I'm not noticeable enough to get told off.

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>>37448041
Org pic

When you post on r9k and it asks you if you are not a robot

Desu is the filtered version of t.b.h. (no dots)
Mostly when a post says desu it means "too be honest" desu

One time I went to Portugal and there were some topless women on the beach and all my family was joking that it was the first time I've seen boobs which it was actually

Are demon demons more powerful than regular demons?

go back to your sharia shithole, Mohammad

>>37447930
>record the sound
>post on /r9k/
Share it with us

>>37448002
Wait a sec, uploading the video is taking forever.

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>>37447930
You already know the answer, my chum

>>37447838
suicide is an answer

>>37447838
Talk to her calmly, and explain how you feel

>>37447838
The only answer is to post a pic of your cute sister.

/sp/ is not pathetic at all for 4chan standards.
/b/ is mostly underaged.
/tv/ is mostly reddit, which is stupid but not necessarily pathetic.

/v/ is probably pretty close tho.

>>37447427
>/sp/ i bet sports talk can get you a few normie friends
>/tv/ has watched too many normie shows they can impress them easily with their knowledge of cinema and tv shows
>/b/ nowadays its just the edgy kid of the block or some guys sharing pics of their gf's
>/v/ they're pathetic but i guess its because they still kids

>>37447472
/sp/ is one of the top 5 shitpost boards.

>>37447342

Stuck up women like this could still be screwed over if they sleep with an alpha and he has shit sperm that gives them a short statured congenital mess.

>"Oh look, I have taller predecessors, I'm so superior"
>bitchy laugh
>signals the height difference with her hand

I would shoot this bitch if I saw her on the street.

>>37447342
Because the tall man is generalised to be capable of providing for a family.

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>>37447223
>in wheelchair

Yup, she got BLACKED

>>37447223
>We'll certainly prove them wrong, won't we.

>>37447223
>im too bad for you
>every time i see you i think of raping you
>just grab your body put it in the bed and undress you
>close your mouth with one hand and pund you harder
seriously i get aroused when i see defenseless girls

Is this the physical embodiment of reddit?

>>37447212
Jesus, I hate nu/pol/ """""culture""""" so much.

Alas, this is the trump supporter in his wild habitat!

sounds like you have a better situation than 99% here, you have your own place where you can take women back to if you somehow manage to get one

Fucking richfag, stop mocking us with your money

explain to me how do autismbux work in Australia.
can i access it if im a foreigner?

Yeah It's a problem because unless you watch kids TV shows there isn't really anything that doesn't have at least implicit sex in it. I had to stop watching even nature documentaries because all the animals are doing is fucking each other.

So now I play video games and listen to music (lyrics don't bother me for some reason)

>>37446986
i do the same anon

originalo

>>37446986
me
>avoid sex scenes/romantic kisses in movies,shows
>my sister works in a cinema and she gave me some free tickets
>i obviously went alone
>saw deadpool had to walk out when that sex scene happened
>was to embarrassed to get inside again so i just walked home

You say that like it's a bad thing
Up the mighty fucking blues

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>>37446717
This place is such shit and everyone here is a pompous faggot. Why didn't god let me be born in Victoria?

I'll trade you anon, you can come live In Wyoming

>>37446642
Because i drank it all and don't have any left.

I stopped drinking alcohol because I'm an alcoholic.

Cause I thought it'd fix my erectile dysfunction.

I came back, tho. Booze > bitches. If I ever get laid I'll just use viagra.