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A stunning reversal

Yes, but I won't post them until after I finish my coffee

>>38544541
Aynone got the one of him spilling it

They say it's unattractive because it distracts from the root of the problem which is that standards of beauty are fucked

Because emo boys are usually pale, tall, skinny, and attract a certain group of girls. They also have large MySpace accounts.


Seriously OP if his were 2009 I think this thread would have many more replies than it does now

>>38544514
How so? Please expIain.

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>>38544457
Looks
>tall
>slim, used to be bery ungerweight but starting to get skinnyfat
>pale
>used see more muslces before but been so shut in for the last years that I really can barely see my abs anymore
>nordic face shape with a strong jawline
>my nose and chin is really pointy
>dirty blonde hair and dark brown eyes
>my face doesn't really fit me

Personality
>pesimistic
>shut in
>very anti-social
>I've been trough so much and seen so much that I guess I could call myself somewhat wise?
>I'd say lazy but it's because of my allergies which causes me to be tired all the time, especially in the spring/summer

>bag of bones
>no personality at all
i love myself

creepy goblin-like appearance and little to no personality

>>38544414
did you still get your wizard powers?

how do u know she loves you

whats ur race/what is hers

how did you meet

how was the sex

>>38544426
Honestly I never noticed them, nor I notice any change now

>>38544303
i could but im a fag

>>38544303
>I just want someone to hug me
Sure
>>38544303
>and love me for who I am.
Well you can hug your mom I guess

>>38544303
What the fuck is the point of this thread you absolute fucking waste of time?

>>38544295
Chad won, and you lost.

We all lost.

There's literally no excuse to look like the guy on the left though. He does not take care of himself at all.

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>>38544315

He's still a 1/10.

You must have misheard me. I ordered a steak (well done) with ketchup on it

>>38544249
REEEEREEEEEEREEEEEEEE I NEED MY CHICKIE TENDIES

>>38544981
>ketchup
>on steak

Why do burgers do this? Not trying to be confrontational/aggressive but legitimately confused. steak without some sort of spiciness or that one white sauce usually tastes liek garbage

Yeah, it's just a girl acting wacky.
and because she's trying to be "one of the guys" she might put herself in compromising positions.
It's hot.

If OP is a faggot does that mean I'm not a faggot?

No.........it fucking doesn't.

>>38544165
>if liking men dressed like women is gay does that mean liking women dressed like men isn't?

Yes.

>>38544138
Painkillers after a tolerance break

>>38544138
Benzos after about a month off

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>>38544138
Drinking some tasty coldass milk.

I can eat most vegetables except for root veggies. I will straight up vomit if I try to eat a carrot...

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>>38544137

Ever since I could remember I could inhale broccoli and brussels sprouts. Shit's tasty as fuck.

To this day though, raw tomatoes make me gag.

>>38544432
>>38544137
Potatoes and your posts are now pointless because French fries.

>>38544136
Beta nerds work out now because videogames are shit.
I'll feed you that bat.

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>>38544136
try me, 3dpd

I'll knock you the fuck out woman.

It's your karma, maybe in a future life

You can wish all life long, but you've gotta work with what you've got.

>>38544129
White boi here. Indians are okay in my book as long as they don't smell

>>38544122
Why are you so angry at such a small percentage of men. Kind of like your using him as a straw man or cause of your personal failure.

>>38544122
Compared to "fembots" or Stacies, this is nothing. Chad is mostly a bro and you're just bitter because you're not looking like him instead of reflecting to your own values.

>>38544122
>>38544122
Why are you so bitter, I'm a Chad and I love you /r9k/, one of my current best friends is a former robot that we integrated into our circle and helped him to meet a girl. Chad can be your friend if you let him.

>>38544099
Under what circumstances?

hell no, how can you eat food and play games if you suicide ?

>>38544146
in heaven with jesus

>>38544035
the one that has a penis.

>>38544035
Ideal girlfriend?

fuck that, give me money.

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I reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally miss this 2000s...