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There are approximately 1000 women being raped right as you're reading this
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Only 1000? I was thinking about 100k at least.
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Way to remind me I'm not one of them.
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>>38043914
that's just in the U.S
I'm sure if you count all the third world shitholes the number is much bigger
You guys are basically retarded when it comes to chicks. All you need to do:
-Look relatively normal
-Act relatively normal (can get there with practice, I was a fucked up autist at one point to)
-Put yourself in situations where you will develop contacts and meet people/girls (this will take time, don't worry)
-Have SOMETHING positive going on in your life
-DON'T BE A PATHETIC THIRSTY FUCK (and pretend not to be if you are). Most guys are actually more pathetic than you. Consider that a chick can write "Venmo me $5 and see what happens" on tinder and actually have dudes paying her. You can be chad and have a chick leave you if you start acting too desperate.
THIS SHIT IS ALL YOU NEED TO DO
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>>38043836
>become normie
>be urself
i think not
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>>38043836
>act normal
wut?
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>>38043912
dont talk about weird r9k memes or how lame your life is (you can actually fuck chicks by talking about anime if ur in college and showing chicks normie memes on your phone is actually a great way to talk with them). just seem like a normal reasonable person
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My ex blocked my facebook and i made new account and went to her account and downloaded her new profile pic, will she get notification on fb that this user downloaded her picture?
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>>38043823
>downloaded
Why not take screenshot?
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nigguh what the fuck are you doing
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>>38043823
Dude delete that image and try to avoid seeing her or her pictures, it wont get better just worse like that
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>>Old Internet culture
>Stickdeath
>YTMND
>Newgrounds
>Flashplayer
>YTPs
>ED
>Albinoblacksheep
>>Modern Internet culture
>Privilege checkers, Twitter screenshots and epic kekmagic MAGApedes
What the FUCK went wrong?
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The part of Internet culture you remember never died.
You just have to look for it.
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>>38043819
Normies
oroingoal
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>>38043921
> all old forums are dead now
Oh dog, give me back my 2007.
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Party rock, yeah, woo, let's go
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
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>>38043808
fuck the fuck originally off
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>>38043808
>mfw i unironically can shuffle
>still biggest robot on this cancerous board
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Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya, shake that
sjabdjab
If you don't like your penis size go outside and do something about it. Otherwise you're just a lazy entitled creep who thinks the world owes them something.
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>>38043792
I know right lol. The joke is you can never change your penis size.
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>>38043792
Missing a limb? Literally JUST go outside.
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>>38043792
If there were an actual way to get a big dick we'd all have big dicks by now dont you think
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>look up suicide method
>article points out this method will likely fail and will be painful
Hell, what is the easiest way out? Discuss
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I'm thinking laying down on the train tracks is the best way
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>>38043896
Hell no, there's a chance you might be conscious for a few seconds as your body is spread across the tracks. Also the anxiety build up of the train slowly getting closer and closer would be hell.
Obviously overdosing would be preferred, but that's easy to fail at. Quickest is probably shotgun under the chin.
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>>38043784
>wait until winter
>brake the ice on lake/river
>jump into water
no chances of survival
Well boys.
What is your kingdom like?
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I'm falling asleep just looking at the template
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>>38043732
Being too tired and having too few motivation to fill up the big template
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Do it for him anons
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>First day as a cop in three days
Cops are automatic Chad status, right?
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>>38043718
If youre attractive and charismatic you are chad. If this job helps those qualitys in some way then maybe
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in burgerland you have to shoot somebody first.
in the rest of the world it's the first time you get bribed
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>>38043718
Not quite.
in fact it may end up working against you, if you're insecure and quick to anger.
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Does your mom wear yoga pants?
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She's 60 dude fuck no
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>>38043714
Bump would like to know about your slutty moms
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>>38043714
she used to wear booty shorts
>anon makes a corny joke
>everyone laughs at him and shuns him
>chad makes a corny joke
>MY PUSSY IS SO GOD DAMN WET
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I don't get it dszasd
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Am a little put off by girls atmo, i saw on chatterbate a girl open her ass up and i saw bit of wet light brown shit near her ass hole.
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>>38043674
i get this from my realitives
>make joke
>no one laughs, unless it is a pitty laugh. Usually met with hostility and anger
>brother makes same joke
>everyone laughs
i dont think humor is about being funny, its about how liked you are
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>wake up
>still alive
>get muted for an unoriginal comment
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>>38043653
*hug anon originally*
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>>38043791
Can I stick my peepee in you?
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>>38043791
>he doesn't know hugs are an easy way for losers to pop a boner
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If Jesus was black. Why are there no niggers within 1000 miles of Israel?
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>>38043598
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what are you talking about? black people are the true isrealites
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BAKA WITE BOI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Kush
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> be me
> facebook friend of a friend that I have the hots for ignores me
> I figure out where she works at, buy her a gift for her and drop it at her office
> she finally messages me telling me that she has a boyfriend and that she doesn't appreciate me doing that type of creepy thing
> ff 3 months, I send a friend request, with a secret hope in me that she'll finally let me stuff her like a turkey
> she blocks me
What did I do wrong?
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You stalked her. If she had told you were she worked herself, she wouldn't have minded it.
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basically everything
have you ever spoken to this girl in person?
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>>38043575
There was no choice. Been trying to talk to her for about a whole year.
>>38043590
No, I haven't. We have a friend in common, but this friend is a bit of a raging lesbian that for some reason wont help me to get into her friend's pants.
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what do you think about him?
tell me
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>>38043541
Looks like he just killed someone
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>>38043541
I spit on the memorial every morning before going to class.
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Pretty cool guy desu killed 14 feminists but everyone sucks off ER even though he killed only 6 people and 4 were males.
Marc lepine owned roasties from beyond the grave
"The injured and witnesses among university staff and students suffered a variety of physical, social, existential, financial, and psychological consequences, including post-traumatic stress disorder. A number of students committed suicide. In the suicide letters of at least two of them, the anguish they suffered following the massacre was cited as the reason for killing themselves. Nine years after the event, survivors reported still being affected by their experiences, though with time some of the effects had lessened."