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I graduated with a good degree and make good money now. I live alone and am financially successful. I have plenty of free spending money.
I have no friends in real life though and little to no irl social contact, just with cashiers and my boss occasionally. I'm miserable and feel my life has no hope
Redpill me on why I'm a /normie/ and how I have it better than all of you.
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>>35159004
>I'm miserable and feel my life has no hope
That's cause you aren't here to work and make money, that is what the jew would have you believe. You are here for a higher purpose
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You're not a normie and you're not a robot. You're a failed normie.
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>>35159004
Find something new to make you happy, all you have to do is be happy until you die. Some people find their happiness trough drugs or love, others through mindless media consumption. Just keep on keeping on.OR YOU CAN BREAK THE CYCLE OF NEVER ENDING MISERY AND KILL YOURSELF AND YOU WILL BE FREE OF ALL PROBLEMS
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Just so you guys know, the normies that post here now use the term "cyborg" to justify their presence while maintaining their status.
In my 12 years as a 4chan user, this is the worst state I've seen it in. I long for the old days. What can we do?
Sometimes I dream that we storm /b/ take take it back from the pornbots, and produce funny original content again.
I dream of people who make funny pictures and don't put watermarks on them. Y'all really think someone's gonna see your meme, see your watermark and pay you for it? It's fucking dumb bro.
Fuck guys I'm just so tired.
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>>35158908
why don't you just leave for an incel board
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>>35158956
i am already at it, its you who should leave,
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>>35159026
stfu, newfag. don't forget to lurk moar
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>you will never be in a lust pile sandwiched between chad and your oneitis
feels bad man.
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>>35158694
Careful with that feel. Some of us are sensitive.
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more like sandwiched between a doll made by humans and a doll made by aliens
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>>35158694
Kaoru and Shinji are so fucking cute omg
need to get a bf like that in my life desu
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Who /cantdriveacar/ here
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Get a license, it's so fucking easy, you manchild.
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I like to watch Initial D and think cars are cool but I'm too scared to drive ;~;
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Just hold out for the self-driving revolution.
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>tfw cyborg
>moderate success with attractive girls, been approached several times
>boring as fuck personality
>uncontrollable manic bipolar mood changes
>find it hard to place myself in the shoes of others, leading to people blocking contact with me
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leave normie
oregon
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>>35158580
you're crazy and you look ugly
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>>35158580
I can't tell anymore. Is this actually YOU posting or are anons just using pics of this guy to mock him?
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>"Hey anon we think you kinda cute."
What do you do?
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>>35158512
not get an std
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>>35158512
Thank them and try to get them to come back to my place
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How the fuck did I end up in Brazil?
That feel when:
> walks into Barnes and Nobles
> gonna get me some Naruto for the weekend awww yisss
> sees qt sitting in the way
> wtf is she doing here.jpg
> too nervous to ask her to step out of the way
> leaves the store empty handed and feel bad rest of day
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>>35158503
>he didn't use chidori to blow her the fuck out
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>>35158503
Dummie. You go to the classic scifi and all you have to deal with is the occasional toff who sounds like he gargles caviar scented dick.
Show me one (1) roastie who ever read Hyperion.
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>>35158557
>>35158503
pic related probably has
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>Can smell my own boy smell on the duvet
>Wish I had a qt bf so I could smell his too
It smells so fucking good holy shit
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>>35158448
Are you touching yourself anon?
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>>35158448
>boy smell
y-you mean semen?l-let me smell too
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>>35158448
Smell, a sense not treated seriously by VR
someday I will send you my scent anon, for now we wait
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>tfw shaver broke in the middle of shaving
FUCK
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Somebody's been listening to too much Cannibal Corpse.
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>>35158142
literally don't know what the fuck that is
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>mfw gf calls out another man's name during sex
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Who /freak of nature/ here
A lot of you might be below average or ugly, but how many of you are genuinely weird looking
People have given me double takes and stared at me in public because my head shape and facial structure are so bizarre.
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Post pic, post pic, pooooost pic! Seriously dude, it can't be that bad. You're probably over exaggerating.
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dont post a pic, the normies will make fun of you.
no, im not a freak of nature. at least i dont consider myself one, heh. my sympathies, op.
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>>35157845
I'm with you. I cannot stand seeing pictures of me especially from the side. My facial structure is pathetic as fuck.
Imagine chad being balls deep inside her pussy.
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>>35157793
>implying that she doesn't only go for Chads
How new are you newfag?
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>>35157793
>Imagine chad being balls deep inside his boipussy.
ftfy
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>>35157793
>girl into 'hookup' culture
all the blood disappeared from my penis, suddenly
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This is becoming a bit of a problem for me.
I can't stop reading into texts from my oneitis. It's probably because she's just so fucking vague, but what am I supposed to take from "You're cool"? Is it just a compliment, she's being nice? Is it trying to dismiss me? Is it trying to say something deeper?
Am I just a paranoid fuckhead who reads into messages despite the fact that I'm probably never getting the succ?
Anyway post messages from your oneitis. How are you doing with her? Is she nice? Do you have a snowball's chance in Hell of ever getting near her?
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>>35157688
>all those 1 word/1 phrase replies
Sorry to break it to you OP but you aren't going anywhere
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If you keep acting like this then you might as well just stop and block her.
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>>35157688
Just ask her out or move on with your life, cripes. You don't start a relationship by sending a million best-buddy text messages.
Post your favorite passage from Elliot Rodger's manifesto.
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Never got around to reading the full thing, so please enlighten me with the good parts.
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>>35157602
The part where he became psychotic because his 10/10 big tit blonde crush had a boyfriend.
Like man it's okay to be upset over that but jesus christ.
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>>35157626
This and the part where he does a U-turn to splash his latte on a couple of Stacies at a bus stop
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Now where could my pipe be?
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It's probably somewhere reasonable, within what you would expect
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up your ass FAGGOT
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A pipe? Is this a gift? Is it my birthday?
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I think that Game of Thrones proves comprehensively that British girls are best.
Rose Leslie - 10/10
Emilia Clarke - 10/10
Ellie Kendrick - 10/10
Sophie Turner - 9/10
Lena Headey - 9/10
Natalie Dormer - 9/10
Gemma Whelan - 9/10
Kate Dickie - 8/10
Michelle Fairley - 8/10
Maisie Williams - 7/10
Prove me wrong, cunts.
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You really think Maisie's a 7?
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>>35157406
She's definitely the worst British girl on the show, but I think she's underrated.
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>>35157367
>Rating Leslie above Dormer
Aren't you an edgelord?