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Did some really spergy shit involving jumping on a desk with crayons up my nose or some shit trying to be a stupid person ironically for some reason in like the third grade. Didnt realize it was that bad and was virtually shameless until some guy in middle school remembered me. I still think about why I did it sometimes.

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Nothing too bad but

>7th grade
>just minding my own business doing my work
>some qt 3.14 comes up to me
>"hey anon want to go out"
>almost have a heart attack
>manages to not spill my spaghetti and say "yeah sure"
>Apparently this was some kind of prank I guess and she was just setting me up to say "just kidding lol"
>the fucking kids around were apparently in on it or something because they start laughing
>Im extremely confused of what just happened and I get really red in the face
>class ends like 2 minutes after that and I just fucking book it out of there

Last I heard she was a heroine addict so I feel a little better about it

>>34423789
People are cruel, truly.

>>34423674
I think free will exists, but as a variable rather than a binary thing. In other words some people have more free will than others, for various reasons. I also believe that the more one person is able to impose their will upon the universe, the less able another person is to do so.

Your choices are affected by your personality, upbringing, genetics, and past. Your will is not your own.

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>>34423674

After studying some philosophy, I don't even know anymore.

>Are things predetermined?
Probably not? Quantum mechanics rules that out I believe. (Emphasis on believe. There are some deterministic spins on QM but that's beyond my expertise) Also classical mechanics can be non-deterministic, and so can General Relativity.

Care to explain what is brain fog?

Boron supplement

>tfw brain fog so bad can't keep a train of thought longer than 30 seconds

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>Implying he hasnt fucked like 20 girls this week alone

>wilI
>future tense

>>34423678
Isnt he a bit too young?

Everything depends on whether you're attractive or not.

>>34423514
no. women are just as selfish as men are. love in general is a meme.

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>>34423514

Love is the word that people use to explain their selfish attraction to attention

>>34423472
OP come clean, you created this story didn't you. Do you hate yourself? Is that why you did it?

Needs work

>>34423472
Can you really be a robot if you're not a manlet? Get off my board you fucking chad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw 6'2
I'm so glad I'm not a manlet. Is there a worse fate in life than being a manlet?

Civilization II

Quake3, The bots are fucking brutal.

>>34423449

Titan Souls

>>34423395
wtf is "intersex." you're still a man. xxy has little to no effect on you. you didn't know this before taking hormones, so how could it change how you are now?

/lgbt/ is full of mentally ill people, worse than /r9k/.


read about it here. it has little to no effect, and most people who have it either
1. don't know
2. are not effected

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>make account on website for fucked up fetish porn
>added a whole bunch of people and made a bunch of comments
>too late to delete it now

>>34423501
forgot to post link kek

do some research anon
http://kidshealth.org/en/parents/klinefelter-syndrome.html


read here.. "no signs or effects, most don't know they have it." ffs stop hanging around fags on /lgbt/

they're pushing their agenda on you.

>>34423371
I tell him it's ok if he says no homo after he cums

Tip him over
Walk away

>>34423371
>kick to the pills
>hook

>>34423241
Like angel kisses and heavenly flowers

pungent sulfer

>>34423241
Dude, they smell like normal farts you werido, it's not like women are some different type of animal.

you want to try shrooms you mean

>>34423116
You probably shouldn't, some kid came on here a few days back reee'ing about how it was a mistake, bro, 14 hours no sleep, bro, the colors, bro, i'm in a bad spot, bro, blah blah blah.

>>34423116
why? what do you hope to gain out of it?

>>34423060
whats your and your brothers age

>>34423060
>32
>brother is 22
>graduated college
>has high paying state job lined up
>dates a christian qt
>is a motivated, successful normalfag
I want to have a talk with him sometime about how he sees me, maybe tell him I'm sorry for being a piece of shit older brother.

But then I don't. My parents have always given him preferential treatment.

>>34423060
take his gf from him then you fucking loser. you're older and teenage sluts love older guys

>>34423037
I have been the receiver and giver of hurting someone really badly, whats up?

>>34423037
I told a girl I would never date her cause shes fat once.
Shes a tweaker now and really fucked up.

>>34423051
Just ended a three year thing due to a bunch of reasons, Even though I know she doesn't have anybody else and will have a lot of trouble handling it at this time. I've done a lot of selfish damage to someone I deeply care about but feel that letting it go on longer will just make it worse

>>34422954
As a liberal, I honestly just try to ignore her

>>34422954
She just said it's not a poem you mongoloid. Why would you make this thread saying it is?

>lena dunham doesn't "look like trump's daughter"

i whine like a dog. even in public.

>>34422948
I'm constantly in fear that I am doing 'the virgin walk'.

I don't know what to do with my hands, and I can't just 'look straight ahead, eyes forward.'

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>>34422991
>virgin walk
Explain please