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Lost of bitching and complaining but how do we seriously put a stop to it? With over 50% of our population being female, is it even possible to implement laws to prevent them from ruining society?

I have a regular Tinder account that gets a match a week at most. I make a smurf account with a degenerate bio and post pictures of my abs and my phone becomes a personal vibrator. Dating sites have the same results and I see no difference in the women I meet during my daily life.
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>>39592132
Bio:
>Howdy! Not looking for much more than FWB and some good times! 6'2
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>>39592133
There is so much contradiction I see where guys have to be absolutely perfect just to obtain one of these cows yet I get cringe messages like this every hour
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>>39592134
I'm swiping on everyone once a day. There is no discrimination when it comes to the type of woman being degenerate because ALL of them are.

That kid thread

>That kid sho screamed like a banshee In the middle of class for no reason

>That kid who screamed like a banshee In everybody's ear

>That kid who lost his voice because he screamed like a banshee too much

>That kid who were a hammer and sickle shirt to school every day

>That kid who broke his knee in a table

>That kid who wouldn't stop talking about poland

>That Buddhist white kid

>That kid you snorted sodium powder (May he rest in peace)
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>>39592116
>>broke his knee in a table
>>his knee in a table
>>in a table
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>that kid who died in a jetski accident

/spoiler/ it was me
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>that one raging autistic third grader who threw a chair at the teacher and narrowly missed her
it was me

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What would you do if you looked like this guy? I think I would pursue an acting career, and play the ugly character in movies.
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>>39592108
I think I would succumb to the sweet allure of black ops 2
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Imagine being this guy. You work up the courage to post an image of yourself and you become the posterchild for ugly nerds.
>tfw it could have happened to me
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>>39592108
Has anyone posted him on /soc/?

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>tfw just got my dick sucked now fiancee is fixing me a bowl of ice cream

who /engaged/ here
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How do you "fix" a bowl of ice cream?
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>>39592280
You can shutting the fuck up and killing yourself. Don't ever talk to hubby like that.
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>>39592397
Am....am i in an abuse relationship now?

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The only good threads that I see are the 25+ and general feels thread. Please fill me with despair like you used to. The last great thread was the meta post/self reflection during the summer.
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>>39592022
You think it's shitty? I have good regex filters.
I think you're shitty. Leave.
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>>39592022
>why is r9k so shitty now?
>posts pink wojak
Anon...
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Distilled autism has killed the place to a large degree.

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>6'6, millionare Giga-Tyrone that has destroyed the pussies of millions of Stacies

>Still had a Oneitis he spent months trying to get, only to have a horrible relationship that soured
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>>39592001
What story is this and go Russia details .
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yall know he broke his dick multiple times?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg
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>>39592745
He was a khv robot and an outcast then had a growth spurt form 5'9 to 6'6 so he became a NBA star

he still maintained his robot personality though and everything he did was depressed and whacky and suicidal

He had a oneitis that was Carmen Electra which ended the same as any other oneitis story

He basically won the lottery but in the form of God altering his genetics last minute

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It is bad lately isn't it.
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>>39591955
It is my dude.

Off-topic, but it's Bulgarian if I'm not mistaken?
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You forgot traps.
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>>39592016
Yes it is. Are you from eastern europe/russia or just intelligent burger?

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>INTP personality type
>Before he had a magic black man drug him away from society, all he did was browse the internet so he could figure life out

Neo was basically /r9k/
How are we supposed to become the One?
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>>39591945
>How are we supposed to become the One?
Take the trannypill.
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You need the magic black man
He's always scouting so keep doing what you do
Don't be dumb, you know what the dumb stuff is.
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watch prison logic
study every religion and its history if it can be found

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>finally met the girl of my dreams
>took her virginity
>she somehow took the entirety of my cock I'm 8x6" and have only been able to fit half of my dick in other girls - although the tallest girl I had sex with was 5'1" - this girl is 5'5"
>she's pretty much a girl version of me personality-wise
>she's a little chubby but is putting tons of effort into getting /fit/
>lost 80 lbs in the past year before I met her
>surprisingly little stretchmarks, her skin is tight and isn't flabby
>a little insecure but I'm helping her somewhat, im insecure too and she's helping me
>however
>she has the weirdest fucking tits I've ever seen
>they're DD cups but the nipples are literally on the side of the boob, almost in the underboob-armpit area
>looks like ('__/ \__')
>otherwise cute as all fuck - nice butt, strong, active, clicks with me almost perfectly
>weirdest tits ever

why is God like this?
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can't have it all bro
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don't get greedy anon. you sound like you still have it pretty good. weird nip placement sounds like a pretty good trade off for what you're getting
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they're just boobs. you sound like a vapid stacy. go be a normie elsewhere or at least quit being dumb like a S T A C Y

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You're not a true female 4chan user if you don't eat your own vaginal discharge.
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Like put it on a plate and microwave it for dinner?
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>>39591929
That is quite erotic. Too bad you're just a roleplaying man.
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>>39591991
I can confirm that my gf does this and she likes the taste

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> mfw not born a qt girl
life would be so easy mode....
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>>39591887
You would find a way to fuck that up too.
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>>39591887
Is that you OP? You're not that ugly. I'm sure some pathetic robots here would call you qt.
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All pretty women are fully cognizant of their impeccable aesthetic form and indulge in their own appearance whenever the opportunity arises, such as you see in that video. Imagine being aware that you are THE most valuable thing on this planet, of course you'd be happy.

Also post source please.

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This board is poisonous to the mind. I'm above average in virtually every single physical way, and I'm still insecure about not being good enough.

>6'0
>not tall enough
>7.5x5.5 dick
>not big enough
>above average face
>not masculine enough
>wide shoulders
>not wide enough

Evil groups could study this board and use the psychological warfare contained on it to great effect.
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then fuck off chadlet
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>>39591882
I'm sorry that you've been hurt by the internet too.
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>>39591859
That's because you still have yet to answer the important questions my Schlomo amigo, Good enough for who? for you? for someone else? Will you ever be enough? will some arbitrary things like money, physical traits, social status make you good enough? What is what you seek to archive? Will you ever be able to get it? Does Deserving it or being good enough for it any implications in whatever or not you get it? Unless you truly grasp the nature of the post you are staying in this place is pointless, like someone who keeps repeating a joke that he doesn't even get

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*Honk! Honk!*

>Yo Anon! Hop in, we're going down to the lake for a swim!
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>Awesome! I'll get to show off all the disgusting acne covering my shoulders, chest and back. (along with my face but everybody already knows that)
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Just kidding loser!!!!!

*speeds off*
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>>39591856
>implying I want to go to a dirty lake with a bunch of normies blasting shitty Tame Impala / Com Truise songs, in an orange jeep

Get in where you fit in, guys.

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I want a edgy anime
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>>39591853
Sum1 tell me a anime that is edgy so I can chill and watch it
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>>39591853
Bump cause we have the same desires
I need to feel
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>>39591853
I want to kill myelf
I hate myself so fucking much but I don't deserve to watch it myself
I fucking hate myself

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>mfw I steal another cups-worth of vodka from my parents
Any other kleptos here like to get their way?
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>klepto
>stole a cup of vodka from my parents
Good job, Bradley. Now go finish your history homework, you have an essay due in the morning.
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>>39591809
This is what I used to do, I've been a poor NEET living with grandparents. When they get a 20 pack I'll sneak maybe one or two, but being sober by choice for the past 8 or 9 months has made me legitimately want to kill myself. I can't find a job anywhere which makes it worse.
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>>39591809
>stealing liquor from your parents
>klepto
Try lifting luxury soaps and $300 worth of Nordstrom clothes in one trip, pal.

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