I am lack toast and tolerant, fucking bums me out because i like milk but i can't drink it without getting the shits.
none of you cucks are healthy or in shape so what kind of ailments you got?
Lots of skin rashes and wounds.
>>37982336
>gyno
>look fat but don't weigh anything
>gambling addict
>feel sick constantly despite having no real known illness
>>37982336
Scared to take a shower bcs every time I do my skin burns like the holocaust
>worried I might be allergic to water
>tfw you kiss your little brother and he blushes
>>37982261
Will you also suck his dick? I'm sure he got hard from your kiss and jacked off.
I like to sit on my little brother's lap and feel his erection. It's cute.
>>37982261
Cute!
yes
/OWN A HOLE/
Discuss onaholes.
I want to know if I should buy one, and which I should I buy.
Anybody know if the autoblow2(pic related) is any good? I doubt it could be worth 200 bucks, but the fact that it's automatic sounds pretty appealing. Has anybody tried one of these things?
What about the Vulcan? A guy posted this in the previous thread.
https://www.amazon.com/FunZone-1600110-FUNZONE-Vulcan-Ripe/dp/B005NQT0MA
Anybody else have an experience with this? It looks alright, but I'm worried about the quality since it's only 10 bucks.
Does anybody know if the Sue Johanson's Head Honcho sleeve is any good?
I keep seeing it recommended(on .com websites, by authors not by users).
The sleeve itself doesn't look too tight and it's lacking in texture, but the suction looks like it could be decent. I wouldn't know, I've never had one of those before.
>fell for the fleshlight meme
>rarely use it because too lazy to clean it out after use
Good first few steps, mods.
The new sticky along with you stamping out /califeel/ are very nice steps in the right direction. Unfortunately I see there's still /britfeel/ (the ultimate circlejerk)
Once that's gone, /r9k/ can move on into a fantastic new era.
Britfeel belongs in /int/
Not /r9k/
>>37982175
Why am I not allowed to share feels with robots from my area? This is unfair.
>>37982218
I agree.
Enforce rules evenly or not at all
>>37982175
Why was the califeel thread deleted?
I'm going to die old and alone and nobody will ever love me. I fucking hate this! (end diary)
Please live in Texas. Idc if you have a dick or not, I just want cuddles
>>37982131
Location, age, interests before mods nuke this thread.
OP POST YOUR FUCKING LOCATION NOW OR ILL FUCKING REPORT THE THREAD
I feel like I have run out of shit to watch now. I feel like I have been masturbating to the same porn stars for like 10 years now. Ones like flower tucci, ice lafox, gianna michaels.. they all have been around for literal fucking years.
Who is new? Also, I am into total butt sluts but I feel like I have seen so many already. Who are the total butt sluts of TODAY, 2017...?
Names would be preferable. I just don't know who is who anymore. It seems like I am stuck in some sort of porno time capsule where the only porn available is porn from the 2006 bang bros era.
>you make her laugh
>cory in the house makes her cum
You know what kind of porn I'd like to see? High quality footage of women taking their clothes off then doing completely non-sexual things, like cleaning, reading a book or doing dishes. Just puttering around the house.
I'm burnt out on depraved, degenerate over the top hardcore pornography. I'm willing to go back to the basics of just appreciating a person's body but as far as I know nothing like that exists.
>>37982150
is that black dude in my OP picture a fucking shoop? I never understood why he was there lol.
ITT define your country in exacly 4 words and anons try to guess your nationality.
>Plan Kalergi done right
Two dollar sausage sizzles
>balkan coastline cravat checkerboard
>>37982038
We never surrender.
Baguette.
>normie starts randomly singing in public
>normie cunt whore sister constantly singing like a little fucking whore when she's getting ready to go out with Chad
>full of herself, thinks she sounds good
Fucking whore. I hope she gets raped, killed and thrown in a ditch somewhere.
>>37982100
Well, I know who the LEAST favorite child is now...
>bitch singing at gym
>not even quietly with earbuds just full blown belting
>everyone too bitch to say something because of her huge buck boyfriend
>staff ends up turning up PA radio
>machines rattle and shit
>still singing
>singing in an earthquake now
Wheres that human mute button someone invented
>20 years old
>See 2 avenues for my life to go down
>See myself totally alone in the future and helping my sister in her life
>Will likely have no friends, and will work a job I hate, but will live for my family
>Option #2
>Develop socially in this world and listen to the pain in my soul
>Likely will leave my family behind because they will be a hindrance to me
>Will still have a job I hate, but will have people in my life that make it worth existing
I fear that such people are sparse and few, but I've got to try to do something in this world.
No one will help me in this world. They'll drive by and stare at the most.
I need to get away from the people I love. The security is there, but I need something to push me down the track. A part of me believes it's highly probable I'll have no real friends until I die, but it's better to have acquaintances than nothing at all.
If you're going to live for other people it may as well be your family. That's the only reason I'm alive. Mom and pop went through a lot to bring me here.
>>37982689
>Feel any kind of obligation to take care of the people who brought you into this world
I never asked for this.
I never wanted to suffer like this.
I just want to die.
>>37982849
Honestly we don't know if we did or didn't ask for any of this. Really, ponder that.
>have Canada Day weekend off
>three day weekend
>hoping to spend most/all of it playing video games and drinking beer at home
>brother's girlfriend's friends have a Canada Day party on the go
>parents are trying to get me to go "because I have nothing else planned"
Normies ree
>>37981940
YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT FAGGOT, NOT GO? AS FUCKING IF. KISS YOUR GAMES GOODBYE
>>37982097
I'll get raped if i do go? Id rather not
>>37982129
OH NOW HE GROWS A SPINE WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING HIS VIRGINITY SAFE
WISH I COULD SAY I WAS SHOCKED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT
>Uhm, anon, you will die in a few days, i'm sorry
what do you do
>>37981879
I can finally rest easy now
die
spaghetti
>>37981879
who the fuck are you
eepaaawoooo
Who's your favorite character from the Sonic: The Hedgehog franchise? Pic related is my favorite, baby!
>>37981875
i like the alligator guy the best desu but i also have a raging hardon for knuckles
shadow was cool when i was young but now i know he's for lamebois
during P.E I tried copying sonics run when the dreamcast cameout
I don't cringe or regret it, I am happy I got it out of my system before broadband came about
Knuckles is cool enough to like him and not edgy enough to cringe.
I mean the old Knuckles, not the new brainlet one.
please leave an original post in this thread
Wahahahaha YOU FAGGIT LOLOLOL YOU FAGGIT!!!! I'm high as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! Man you gotta get high and jack off!!!
>made a bunch of posts on here and a few other boards
>come back hour later and go to check for replies
>nothing in history
>I was accidently using private browsing mode, and don't remember the threads
fug DDD:
you know that feeling after going for a walk where immediately after coming back and sitting down you are frustratingly sleepy
What did she mean by this?
Guys I'm seriously freaking the fuck out what do I do please help!
She is mocking you.
>>37981774
She wants to fuck
Originalposter
>>37981791
>>37981807
Well which one it damnit what the fuck do I do???
robots, if you could change your looks, what would you change?
>naturally dark eyes and hair
>longer hair
>less pale skin like this guy
>everything
orginalo
>>37981712
>normal chin
>strong jaw
>small lips
>jet black hair
First two are must the rest is optional
everything
i'd change everything