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>it's a "really want to sleep but can't" episode
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>>37917983
>unfucked my sleep schedule yesterday
>just one last night to turn it back to normal
>decide to lay in my bed and daydream/rest a little to reward myself for staying up 24h 3 time this week
>fall asleep
>wake up in the middle of the night
>realize I have to do it all over again
>try to sleep
>get nightmares
>wake up
>only 10 minutes have passed
>try again
>sleep and wake up due to nightmare x5
>writing this post
T-thanks brain..
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>it's a "the secret to falling asleep is not thinking about it but you're so wide awake, focused on not falling asleep that you can't" episode
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>>37917983
>>37918055
>>37918062

>can't sleep
>pack a bowl of weed
>smoke while watching some netflix
>after a couple episodes of Always Sunny feeling tired
>sleep like a rock

It's really that simple

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Can men stop white knighting women for one day?

Seriously, for ONE DAY. Is that so fucking hard? Can we all just stop with the compliments, the attention, the catering to their every whim? Do you even realize what would happen if we all just ignored women in every way other than for work-related tasks? They'd shut the fuck down and realize their place. They aren't anything special.

The more i think about it i've come to realize.. About 99 percent of all men put women on a pedestal, even the self-proclaimed alphas, even the mgtow faggots who are technically not supposed to give a shit about women. They claim women are just pieces of ass that should be treated accordingly, yet if they don't get to have sex with them, they are worth nothing! So they go out and do a bunch of shit to get laid, pretending to like what they like, taking them out for dinner, jumping when they say jump.

>oh my gf loves it when i'm bossy to her and puts her in her place.. Really turns her on!

>man i'm so tired of spending money on my gf. Ever since we started dating it's always "let's go out to eat, buy me this, let's go to x place that involves spending. And she's getting fatter by the day from all the dining out we've been doing.

Actual words from my friend who thinks he's such a Chad.

'Men'- stop being bitches and then complaining about how women are bitches. YOU'RE the problem!l
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>>37917918
I have no problem with women.
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As long as women are necessary to continue the existence of our species, that won't happen.
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>>37917951

Then my gestapo will come kick your door down and take you to a faggot labor camp during my Beta Regime.

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Any portuguese robot around here?
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muito boa noite meu caro compatriota
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>>37918017
Epa afinal quem e vivo sempre aparece.
Como vai isso?
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>>37918110
mediocre dentro dos possiveis, e tu?

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Let's have some fun, shall we?
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>>37917909
Stop posting this stupid bitch
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>>37917967
What ever do you mean? I'm genuinely baffled.
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You are a good troll Connie.

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>hahaha are you virgin? hahaha, what? acid sulfuric? o-ok please don't do it anon, we are joking y-you know, please dont ruin our fac.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH OK DOESNT MATTER, CHAD WILL LOVE US BECAUSE OUR PERSONALITY R-RIGHT?
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>>37917902
gay beeeeeenis
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These are some of the most fucked up threads on this board.
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>>37917902
where i get assid?

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So.. Are you your mom's favorite son?
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Yeah.

She loves me so much I get to kiss her feet and she snuggles with me even when I'm naked.
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No my brother is actually successful
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>>37917989
in youre dreams fag

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...but she kills you and runs off with Chad.

Do you accept?
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Death... sweet release. Without the weird guilt of suicide? If anything that's a bonus
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>>37917837
A-as long as she's happy senpai
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>>37917837
>she kills you
She actually could, so no deal.

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>live in South Carolina
>want to wear pic related out in public on my way to mcdonalds
What am I in for?
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a good laugh with the lads
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if you are attractive, a conversation starter,

if you are ugly, hell
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>>37917774
If you wear it with a jacket or something it'd look way better.
Maybe not good but better

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how does seeing this woman make you feel?
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>>37917763
Is that Rashida Jones?

How was that not Original?
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>>37917763
Nothing really, but it makes me wonder what you are expecting me to feel
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>>37917763
Ann Perkins!

Originalcomment

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my online friend is still ghosting me..
should I give up on him?
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>only online friend (aka only "friend" period) talks with me almost every day and makes me feel good
>suddenly goes offline 90% of the time
>now they haven't been online even once in two months
>I know because I've checked every single hour of every single day
this is torture.
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>>37917726
Get a better one.
It's okay if they're not willing to start a conversation first, but if you say something and they don't respond... ehhh....
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They always do that eventually, better off giving up OP, I have been ghosted a ton and they never come back.

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>when the suicide hotline hangs up on you
I was on the brink of fucking killing myself and this bitch just hung up on me. The one time I needed someone to fucking talk to this woman just said "well I gotta go now lol get some help"
Fuck my life you guys are my only friends
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>>37917723
Well it did work. you didnt off yourself.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WH
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Talk out your issues at >>>/adv/ :) they can help!

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How would a culture that incorporates suicide instead of seeing it as something taboo look?
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Like Japan.
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>>37917696
nigga got a point
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>>37917676
probably paradise, the poor will be given plenty of ways to painfully die, suicides will massively rise, happiness will massively rise, quality of life will massively rise

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In my experiences, black women are the most level-headed and least bullshit-flinging women there are, compared to women of other races. If she likes, she's not going to play any games and make it obvious right away. If she hates you, she's not going to play passive-aggressive games like other women do and just kick your ass. And that's ultimately why I prefer black women.

Does anyone else have the same experience?
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Same dude. All through out highschool the only girls who tryed playing me was the white sluts. I fucking swear to the gods white females are fucking trash. Every single one of them. I have yet to meet a sane,empathetic white female. Shit is fucking gay.
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Nobody's falling for it.
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>>37917669
>black women are the most level-headed and least bullshit-flinging women there are
Stopped reading right there.

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hey /r9k/ im not sure if this is the right place to type this but im going to do this here. Like a lot of you guys I was diagnosed with depression (for me it was in my teens) and it eats away at me every day that i havent killed myself yet. That being said, Ive constantly turned to marijuana for somewhat of a release from the constant negative thoughts and the spiraling. But ive recently began to feel...guilty for some reason. Guilty and worried that the weed may have become a crutch for me. But i dont even smoke very much or very often. So I ask you all, is smoking weed to curb my depression a bad thing?

Thoughts?
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>>37917662
on the weekend I enjoy a nice line of dope with my weed
I hope this helps you in some way
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>>37917662
I've fermented my own semen because I had no money for alcohol. You have a lot further to fall.
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>>37917662
Smoking weed to curb your depression is indeed a bad thing; however, if you're okay with being reliant on mind altering substances, like a weakling, by all means, go ahead.

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Who here /skeleton/?
If you're underage remember the jury is still out on if you're really a skeleton or just young.
t. 26 year old skeleton.
Summers coming, we taking off our shirts at the beach bros? Or hiding inside and watching anime like usual?
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>tfw 5'7''
>tfw ~100lbs
>tfw I look like a 12 year old
JUST FUCKING END IT
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Actually anon, everyone has a skeleton.
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>25
Getting fat now. Have to do situps to prevent the beer belly, but there's nothing in my house to stick my feet under.

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