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Never ask a female for advice on women. You'll just end up a beta cuck provider magina simp faggot that nobody likes or respects and eventually she'll get sick of your pathetic behavior and leave you and take half your shit and even more.

>>36510711
Do not EVER ask females about gf advice you fool

>>36510732
>>36510733
Even my mom? I thought it'd be different because she's not a woman that I would potentially think about dating so she wouldn't have a reason to lie to me. I know in general you shouldn't do it because they tell you the opposite but I figured it'd be different if you asked a woman who was older.

>>36510686
just walk around your town, it helps distract me from my problems

>tfw i saw a photo of all the people in a friend group to which i used to belong but which has since abandoned me hanging out together, having a great time.

similar to me. I keep posting/sharing stuff but no one ever likes it. but I won't stop, it's usually for my benefit, to remind myself of something.

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>cuddling with a slightly chubby bearded qt bf who loves you with his whole heart

is this nirvana?

>>36510665
>tfw have qt snuggle buddy but they live in a different country
I want to die desu
But then I wont ever get to cuddle with them

>>36510665
>tfw no nice boy to snuggle with me
>tfw don't even have doggo
I wish one of these boys around me at uni would ask me out one day and then we could become roommates and get an apartment together and help each other with classes and come back home and snuggle together every day

new zealand btfo

>tfw no qt BLM white gf

>tfw when no #BLM Korean\ Black gender fluid born female gf

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>>36510640
>Convientionally attractive
>already established and success
> Just b urself

>balding
>can't grow a full beard or even a full goatee

this thread just screams "low iq retard"

I browse 4chan. You probably get the same kind of brain chemicals from reading posts here

>How do you guys stay sane and not miss human interaction
Imagination.

>>36510646
I have been thinking of getting a body pillow to pretend I have someone to cuddle with.

>>36510531
how big was he

this is original

STUPlD WHORE

Making mistakes is how we learn.

>he actually fell for the brothel meme


I'm lmaoing at your life.

I'm assuming you're a fellow Australian? A friend of mine went to a brothel one time and he said the chick started crying and complaining about her life story to him.

I think it's a tactic they use, so they don't have to actually have sex with you, you pay the people at the front desk first, and then you get to see the chick, then the chick tries to meme you into feeling sorry for her to avoid fucking you, hoping you'll not complain and not ask for your money back.

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Speaking of prostitutes should I call this one? She posted her ad 5 hours ago though

>>36510478
$300 for a hooker???
It's not legal where I am but I can get a okay looking one for $80 for an hour.

calories in
calories out

that's it you fatty

fine


nobody is going to care when you die bcuz u were in denial.

>>36510350
Stay strong my friend and fight the good fight

>>36510295
Don't lose hope yet Anon. There are a lot of good people out there who will treat you nicely, and it doesn't really have anything to do with gender. Some people is mean and that's a fact, but that doesn't mean everyone is, so keep your hopes up and keep trying.

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>tumblr
post your tumblr

>>36510332

thank you Anon. just an eerie night I suppose.
how is your night going?

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>>36510279
Im 21 now and i only had 2 girls that asked me to "hang out" just for the sake of being nice, sure a gf sounds nice but i have given up trying to find one for myself.

During and just after puberty when I realized I was physically, mentally, socially and culturally inferior to all the males around me.

Turning 30 soon, nothing has changed, this line of thinking only solidifies itself even more as every year goes by.

For those who want to know

Physically = Short/Manlet metabolism (have to eat like a female to not get fat despite lifting weights 5 days a week).
Mentally = Definitely have something wrong with me in the head, always avoided getting diagnosed.
Socially = Don't relate to anyone, have nothing to say.
Culturally = Not Muslim or anything like that, so wasn't give a free wife.

definitely within the last few years, 24 now, but life has really been over since high school. i had a chance or two back then but i still self destructed for no reason. i didn't care then but now the loneliness is so crushing that i start screaming and sobbing while driving for no reason

no idea how to get a hooker, i know she'd laugh me away anyway

feels bad man

just hide in the bathroom https://youtu.be/Mr0oh6mkRIM

>>36510243
Good question, maybe we should ask Yves?

>>36510243
>tapping my hand on my knee and my foot and nodding my head

no offense op but that's really pathetic. you're clearly a beta dont try to be a chad

there is no job where you dont need human interaction.
Only if you are computer programmer even then you have to write emails and give phone calls.

Try to be glory hole whore

>>36510330
was tempted to be a cam whore or a streamer but even those require a facade of energy and optimism and i'd imagine doing those kind of work for hours on end would drain me into a raisin.

>>36510242
>dishwasher
>data entry
>truck driver
>warehouse worker
>retail/grocery stocker
>overnight security guard
>janitor
>laundry boy at a fitness center

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>>36510220
>when your last words literally and unironically are "I NEED MY MCNUGGETS"

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>>36510220
Fuck this nigger I'm glad he's dead.

>>36510220
Reds pill please anon

A 12 year old girl

>>36510253
Hmm, gtfo pedo

Isn't Jupiter literally just a ball of gas?

I'm pretty sure it would consume and evaporate the earth if it ever hit anywhere near us.