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literally rip his pants off and try to find his dick in the fat folds

>>34091622
Yes not Chad,so you'll never "make a move". You're a woman, so you'll be content to sit around and wait for him to notice that you did that thing with your hair that one time and "like, ugh, doesn't he know that means I totes want him"

holy fucking shit, i must be retarded

HOW DO I MAKE A MOVE ON A GUY WHO IS PROBABLY A VIRGIN AND HAS NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND? HE'S ONE OF MY BROTHER'S GEEKY FRIENDS AND I KNOW HE HAD/HAD A CRUSH ON ME BECAUSE MY BROTHER TOLD ME.

>>34091598
whats up witj your nose, anime girl

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no trap tomoko bf

any person that is socially reatarded and have never experienced a real relantionship is welcome, you can be non-virgin but only if you fucked a whore or an ugly-fat desperate girl, you can have one friend maximum and had a failed ldr, otherwise get out now reeeeeee

>>34091559
By failing

>>34091559
You can't fail at any task you never attempt. So never try anything.

>>34091559
by just being yourseIf lmao

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>>34091441
"femanons"

I'd give you the dick if you were a real, biological female under 150.

Ta-da, that's some fucking hallmark shit right there, cunt.

They may be retards who generalize and wrongly assume I have BPD, am a slut who shows tits, do selfharm, am obsessed with porno and have daddy issues, but I still love them

So if I'm a broad I have to compliment all maleanons?
You're the base for this website, and if you weren't here nobody would be.

>>34091389
yes OP hansen is the shit, there is nothing better

>>34091389
wonder how many robots have been caught lol.

>>34091655
this dude is a definite robot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtHSujS7Vdc

>>34091385

Yeah adderall is a fucking godsend. I couldn't even stay awake for a whole workday before it.

Depressing that I need a really powerful stimulant to do even basic things though.

>>34091423
I know. I've been trying to drive and it's been hard to deal with the fact that I can't and need help.

Where do you get your adderall?

>>34091385
>post what you're doing to become a better person
Lost 33 pounds last year, got a job, saving money to possibly try opening a bakery in the future.

After 3 years it seems life if finally moving again.

>>34091348
Show the trap's face.

>>34091348
Do you mean vicats?

Yeah she's pretty hot

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>tfw no gf to cum in your mouth

>>34091333
they care enough to text you first in a playful, flirty way.

Girls usually aren't going to do that unless they need something from you, or want that daddy dick

>>34091352
Sometimes I just want to talk to people, because I am wired to socialize. Though I guess that is "wanting something" from a person too; their company.

Hey you out there in the cold
Getting lonely getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight

They look fine. They don't feel fine.

>>34091229
Those are the epitome of normalfag shoes you dummie.

>>34091229
They are normiest shit possible totally bad to the feet tried them out of curiosity and i felt unconfortable for days being baited like that

you don't see girls who are as ugly as you

>>34091193

They were always like that. The (((sexual revolution))) just gave them unrestricted access to Chad. Western society does not hold women accountable for their behavior in any way. They only respect Chad, and western society allows them to act out their true nature with no consequences. That's your answer. It's just women being women. You are seeing the unfiltered reality, not the fairytale nice bluepilled bullshit we are spoonfed.

>>34091216
I think I see girls more ugly than me. I'm at least better than all the obese ones. I hope.

>>34091151
Kill yourself

Seriously, oregano

24hours not enough to damage you
2weeks or 1month yes probably

>>34091151
I think it'll just give you a headache or the feeling or disorientation.

>quickly rub one out into hand
>"okay"

Why did reverse image search not reveal anything??

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>>34091137
Sure I will.

>>34091112
Go hug him and apologize. Be a good brother for once

>>34091112
Apologize and say you were being childish. Also play better games faggot.

>>34091112
Go apologize right now, faggot. He's just a little kid, don't make him suffer.

>>34091011
There was a thread up for over a day where a moderately handsome robot shared his shitty first date, which was in his 30s, and how the girl was utterly disgusted by him (but not in terms of his physical appearance).

>>34091011
Yes. Being a robot does not mean being someone with low to zero social skills and attractiveness.

>>34091011
>>34091054
No it is not possible get the fuck out of here

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>>34090968
I killed and ate your cat desu

>>34090968
No, you called me.

>>34090968
looking to bust a nut over here, are you available hon?