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I laid in bed all day and then ate an entire pizzapie

I tried to get up to take a shower but only made it too the end of the bed before I was overwhelned with exhaustion and lay down again and slept more.

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>>35488081
that sounds relaxing my friend

>>35488041
Mid 20s

Fuck off Roberto

>>35488067

Originally, who is Roberto?

>>35488041
old enough, onision

>>35488002
kys with a chainsaw degenerate scum.

>>35488002
I'm not. If someone irl told me they were into kids Id jump them

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>>35488002
>Do your parents know that you're a pedophile?

I prefer the term ephebophile

>>35487956
it's good for cooking, and a sexual lubricant

>>35487956
Big bros are always jerks to little bros. Share a laugh at your miserable life with your brother, eat some cake to make yourself feel better, and don't wack off for a bit. You will feel better in a few days anon.

Typical minion of Satan mocking you
They did that to me too
Don't fear they . This whole country will pay : they shall reap what they sow
(And whole world) but no doubt americu first

>>35487886
Sounds like she needs some BBC

>>35487945
My step father already has a very impressive penis in terms of size.

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>>35487868
>A group of scientists placed five monkeys in a cage, and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on top. Every time a monkey went up the ladder, the scientists soaked the rest of the monkeys with cold water. After a while, every time a monkey would start up the ladder, the others would pull it down and beat it up. After a time, no monkey would dare try climbing the ladder, no matter how great the temptation. The scientists then decided to replace one of the monkeys. The first thing this new monkey did was start to climb the ladder. Immediately, the others pulled him down and beat him up. After several beatings, the new monkey learned never to go up the ladder, even though there was no evident reason not to, aside from the beating. The second monkey was substituted and the same occurred. The first monkey participated in the beating of the second monkey. A third monkey was changed and the same was repeated. The fourth monkey was changed, resulting in the same, before the fifth was finally replaced as well. What was left was a group of five monkeys that -- without ever having received a cold shower -- continued to beat up any monkey who attempted to climb the ladder. If it was possible to ask the monkeys why they beat up on all those who attempted to climb the ladder, their most likely answer would be "I don't know. It's just how things are done around here."

ok

>>35487868
do it with black people and get the same result

>>35487868
I-is this 4real?

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pic of my dear sweet baby
rest in peace ;_;

>>35487866
Not for nothin, but like there's dozens of bikes for sale on craigslist. You should definitely get mobile ASAP, even if it's a shit bike since that's your income. Then just save for a new one.

ALSO

searching craigslist RIGHT NOW gives you a not-impossible chance of finding yours being sold off. This has happened before.

>>35487866
>>35488036
ya senpai what is your next move?

OOOOHHHHH YEAHHHS!!! DO IT, ROBOT!!! RIP IT APARRRT!!!!

>>35487844
a classic. goatse.cx was a huge contemptible faggot waaaayyyy before it was popular.

DON'T STOP, ROBOOOOT!!! DON'T STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

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Is she THICC or FAT? Post pics

>>35488516
This is the only appreciable answer.

Answer the damn question, OP.

>>35488516
Dude you already know the answer. She is at least 240lb.

How would they know you disappeared? Did you stop going out? Or just stop posting on social media?

either way makes you a normie since you shouldn't be doing either anyway

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>>35487716
>phone call
>immediately extremely anxious

answering the phone isn't a big deal but I always get the old battle butterflies

in the back of my mind i guess i'm just afraid of "your little sis died in a car crash" or whatever bad shit

>>35487885
stopped talking to my parents and gave up on uni.
i dont know if my online "friends" noticed im gone since i havent gotten on steam, discord, etc in a good while now

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>tfw starting to get over her
>tfw don't want to

>>35487649
What the fuck is your problem? You should be glad

>>35487685
im the one that fucked it up

damn i wish girls would acknowledge my presence at all man

>>35487634
Do you go to school or work at all senpai? I can try to help you out if you want, even though I am not 100% successful myself

>>35487753
ima second year transfer to my uni. my first year at my last uni, i had a fantastic social life and i just forgot how to.

>hey anon! i just noticed we have like 3 classes together
oh, yeah...

>>35487595
Fap again

>>35488844
I fap too much

>>35488865
Me too, aside from eating its our only instant gratification button, why not abuse it as much as you want?

>>35487553
don't lay this at my doorstep, shitheel

>>35487553
What am I looking at here and how does it reference r9k?

>>35487807
Look up 7up 2chainz commercial

its cool man, my nephew is turning into a chad but he still looks up to me due to me being the older uncle. That shit kills you inside cause I find myself hating him for something he cant control.

>>35487589
Hep, damn right it kills you, just when you thought you couldn't be more dead inside. Thank god I don't actually live with him

>>35487517
Just because they have a great start doesnt mean it will continue. He has plenty of time for it to start crashing down.

What goes up must come down