Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4656. page

>>37701609
No, you look like a guy I briefly had a crush on in high school (found out he was a massive degenerate).

>>37701622
I too am massive degenerate.

>>37701609
Your average, shave that facial hair though since it's definitely not helping

>>37701596
Guys..

He's adorable though

>>37701596
Femanon here
Hes probably totally autistic....Probably

>>37701596
Just a character, and if you think he is autistic, then you are.

It's not that great lad. You're in a match of CS:GO and she fuckin messages you asking to pocket you in a game of TF2. Like, fuck off.

>>37701586
This with a steam gf wouldn't stfu and linked me her amazon wishlist what a fucking bitch

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>>37701586
>>37701820
how the shit are you guys getting any kind of gfs online?
maybe because I'm old, can't find girls my age who'd want an online relationship? I'm hopeless...

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>tfw laying in my room under blankets with the air conditioner on drinking ice cold raspberry tea

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fine i guess i'll find somewhere else to post all of my nice gifs

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or maybe i'll just keep posting them until i get bored

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>>37701236
GAHH I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT

JUST FALL ASLEEP DAMNIT FALL ASLEEP

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don't think about sleeping, think about nothing at all and keep your mind basically clear; then, your mind may be tricked, resulting in sleep.

Put on a Jordan Peterson lecture and lay down, you'll sleep like a baby

>>37701199
If you like Reddit so much then you should go there and never return.

>>37701199
You have to go back. Why are you even on this board posting about politics normie?

Because everyone on 4Chan is a cuck who thinks they are edgy for saying reddit sucks.

>>37701188
I'm a millionaire as well and what hell are you talking about? Dating girls is just a pain in the ass.

>>37701188
I'm here in my garage (5 o'clock shadow), rental car, books

>>37701249
I thought money would get me girls but it turns out nothing changes. All I get is roasties if I roll around in my Jag.

>when I try to do any of these things it actually feels like work
Die already

It's been that way for 6 years for me, everything I do is simply a hellish routine

I get nothing out of any of this except pain but I can't stop because there's nothing else

I wake up and do these things not because I want to, but because I am a prisoner of my own mind, escaping from this prison is nearly impossible in my circumstances

>>37701097
the only thing i fear more than living is dying and missing my only chance at life. but don't worry, i won't last much longer if goes on like this

Get a job. And, don't trust /biz/ because it's usually full of people shilling their coins to make a quick buck.

They're dipping right now. You could buy and make some buck.

>>37700828
its possible but its pretty much gambling. its going to be hard to stably make $200 a month. also anything and everything you can read about meme coins is shilling, on every level.
that said, ethereum has been doing really well for me personally, and i think it will go up even more than it already has (5000% since january) if you're looking for a "safe" coin to buy thats still got growth left to do.

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>>37700789
I'm so happy I dont know what any of this shit is.
Feels good to be an oldfag...

Anime openings and video game OSTs.

>>37700879
Still happy

Just look up reddit meetups and you'll get an idea as to what it would be like

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I have zero friends too, I like anime and playing games online. I'm a perverted 22 year old khv, but I have been asked many times why dont I have a gf....feels bad. Lets go to this con if its not too far away from me. Or we can hang out online...

>>37700685
I'd be game for a meetup, but anime is fucking cancer. Why couldn't the robot meetup just be like in a park or something?

>pepe dealer got raided and was sentenced to death

>>37700637
Shut up and get off this board

>>37700978

I put my meme dealer in hospital after he ripped me off with some quality content. Told me he had some dank unseen memes? I traced them all back to 9gag and ifunny. Asshole thought I don't know my memes.

>>37700628
i wasted it getting shitfaced with other burnouts so me neither!

I regret it. I look at people who spent their time learning how you talk to people and have fun. Getting their enjoyment from other people. 15 years later what the fuck do I have to look back on, memories? Those aren't sustainable. How does it make me happy now? I don't like any of the games today, I can't even afford a few. I've based my childhood off being a consumer and feeding off brand loyalty. The people I envy go out with no stress in their mind and spend time for free with friends, real friends. I've spent my youth on something so fleeting that I've wasted my time. I have nothing to show for it. I might as well have taken stories of other people's adventures and claimed them as my own to better suit my head space. These people I envy they don't have to question what makes them happy.

>>37700803
I fell for the be social meme. wasted so much time at pointless school events and hanging out with people I didn't even like. I'm just happy I stopped with that shit when I was a junior. only my real friends stuck around all the other ones forgot about me and honestly I feel better knowing I'll never have to waste time on them again than I did hanging out with them.

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>>37700567
Move on, she isn't going to leave chad for you anytime soon. Just find a 6/10 stacy and hope for the best.

>>37700567
>29
>Virgin
I know this thread is b8 but come on

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>>37700681
Get. Out......GET OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

I would send you a cardboard box full of my ass hair and cockroaches.

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Have fun getting swatted homie

>>37700503
do it to one of your neighbors and see what happens my dude