I'm going to see a doctor about my depression in a few hours. Are they going to fix me or will they just be your typical normies?
Pic unrelated.
They don't give good pills anymore until you have gone through at least 3 or 4 runs of meme pills.
Basically they are going to send you to talk therapy with a roastie or old fag man and give you an ineffective drug that makes it impossible for you to cum ever again.
>>36348133
There's no cure for depression that they can give you, but that won't stop them taking all your money and putting you on a shit-ton of drugs that don't work.
Do yourself a favour; cancel the appointment. They can't help you, but you can help yourself. Go out and do stuff. It doesn't matter what, as just merely by virtue of you doing something, your depression will fix itself.
>>36348133
just get a job, start hanging out with people, and working out.
Anyone else here who has parents that have no idea how bad things really are?
My mother knows I'm a little less social than others, more quiet and reserved, but she has no clue that I'm asocial, probably depressed, schizoid, and autistic, don't plan on getting a gf or wife, want to drop out of college, and would kill myself if she wasn't alive.
She'll find out eventually, but telling her all of this is gonna be rough because I don't take initiative when talking to people. I want to tell her but I don't want her to see me as a different person, she's the only person I really love.
denial is a thing
Shameless bumpumb
I'm kinda in the same boat, OP. The funny thing is that my parents believe that I'm not the depressed kind of guy, because I'm pretty good at hiding what I feel. My brother is the "problem child" of the family, goes to a psychiatrist, etc, while I'm the exemplary older brother who goes to college and just likes a little too much being by himself. Truth is, I probably need going to a psychiatric just as much, if not more, than my brother, but I don't wanna add an extra burden to my parents, who besides all of that are going through the early stages of getting a divorce.
In this imaginary situation nobody would find out
>I woulden t that is too hard core for me but I wonder how many /r9k/ people would
>>36348106
As long as she didn't shit her self everywhere and her body was still warm.
I have very high standards for 10/10s though
We are talking Scarlett Johansson in her prime
Also I'm pretty degenerate
>>36348106
>necrophilia and desecration of a dead body at best
>rape and murder at worst
Never ever.
>>36348143
10/10 means she is perfect looking there is no less pretty 10/10
Chart thread for attention whores. If you got a chart, time to post it
>>36348091
Weren't you 16 in the last post ?
So it wasn't bait and you are an actual underage gay kid.
>>36348315
Oy vey goyim, the levels of irony are intensifying
>that music taste
what a faggot
also CHI
Questions.
1. How long is your penis
2. How much do you weigh
3. What is your shoe size
>5.5"
>120 lbs
>9 US
>>36348062
6.5"
200 lbs
11 US
>>36348062
>7"
>156
>I live in a third world country and no one uses shoe size here.
7'
155
11 and a half or 12 depending on the brand.
Do robots ever feel like giving up and becoming their own gfs?
I feel like that would solve the robot problem, we need love and affection, yet modern women ignore us. Becoming a trap is the natural evolution of western society, real women have become soiled by feminism. Be a team player and become a qt.
You were never good as a boy anyway, and you will never be the man you want to be. Honestly, wear soft panties and makeup!
Bumping so robots see a very important thread!
im too high test to become a twink and too gay to work out
Why do all the beta males have thin lips? Referring to pic related
Lets say you finally managed to get a GF/become a succesful member of society. Would you keep on posting here?
>>36347882
Maybe although I'd probably cut down the time I lurk here 10 fold. I learn a lot of interesting stuff here. It's like digging for gold.
>>36347882
I only lurk here when I visit my parents and I'm in my hometown, even though I live in a city that people call a suicide hub.
The closer I get to normalfagdom, the less I post.
Funnily enough, the more successful I'm at life, the less I post and the more (You)s I get.
>tfw 5'5" latino in cali and surrounded by tall chads and leggy blonde women
Every day of my existence is suffering
>>36347828
Latinas are short too. Stop trying to race mix you faggot.
t.5'10 beaner
>>36347828
go back. so fucking easy
>>36347828
>Surrounded by qt latinas
>Complaining on r9k
Just end yourself ese.
>"It was sweet of you to take us out for iced cream anon :)!! Now, now, which toppings shall we get on these?? hmmmm"
>>36347625
>Now, now, which toppings shall we get on these?? hmmmm"
My cum
>>36347625
I don't want 3D bitches, and stop posting these threads shithead.
>>36347625
>Now, now, which toppings shall we get on these??
>>36347625
whichever ones fit your manically carefully maintained public image
>be skinny, get made fun of
>be fat, get made fun of
>be muscular, get made fun of
>be body builder, get made fun of
There's no winning is there.
>Stop caring about what other people think
You won
>>36347587
>be muscular
>beat the shit out of them
>>36347782
>implying muscle = strength
Should I read some maths or do some programming?
Do some maths, I suggest some calculus (at whatever level you can deal with).
>>36347548
Programming is more useful as a self taught skill
Maths is more useful as a degree
some programming unless you feel like doing maths.
>tfw been working on my programming project for weeks now
>haven't done any maths in 2 whole weeks woaaahhh
>>36347548
alternatively you could study some physics
just a thought!
Maths + physics + programming = holy trinity of superior STEM master race
>Your evaluation is insane, there is no way you're a chad.
>I'll do 5000 gdp, and 85% of all future gdp earned in perpetuity , and in exchange you get a 4/10 gf
This is the best show on tv other than samurai jack.
it's valuation you fucking europoor
>Look I like what you're doing here, I like that you're ignoring traps, but I think you're going in the wrong direction with picking 2d over 3d
>I'll offer you a 7/10 loyal gf for free, the only contingency is that you have to come to my house and fuck my wife every other weekend
>What do you say?
>tfw no azn boy will ever give you your first kissu
just kill me please
Don't give the desperate chinks on this board the hope that girls will ever like asian men.
>>36347399
But asians are terrible kissers.
>>36347413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUDyieDW4TA
This vid kind of begs to differ
Hey, /pol/pals. Take a minute out from saging trap threads and advertising Jesus to answer me a question.
So, if Moot's a Jew, and Moot created /pol/, AND defended it from people who want to delete it...
...How the fuck do you know you're not being played?
Okay, before you sage or tell me to kys wew kek lad, hear me out on this. Moot, or people chosen BY Moot, are 100% in control of this site. Nothing happens without their okay. Every meme or idea that has the potential to get us into trouble is cut off at the ankles before it can catch a breath. If this is true, and it is, how are you not the literal definition of controlled opposition?
>>36347372
>pol
>christians
pick one and ONLY one
>>36347406
Yeah, okay, they're not xXxXx_TRU_INRI_xXxXx because they don't celebrate the Feast of St. Apocrypha, but my question fucking remains.
this isn't even pol
what is gooder? a cat or 2 a cats??
>>36347341
2 cats. Cats are somewhat solitary but they do get lonely if you leave them home alone all day every day. Getting a second cat can give your first one much more exercise.
>>36347341
why are they staring at me like that?
>>36347341
Two cats are best. They can keep each other company when you're busy or away. If you have to go out of town, you can leave two cats alone together. With one cat, you need to find a human to stop in and keep it some company.