Since we're on the cusp of biological immortality, with human trials currently underway and set to be available commercially by 2020, it raises ethical questions.
Would you take it?
Do you want to never grow old, never eventually dieing of natural old age, age related illnesses or cancer.
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-successfully-reversed-dna-ageing-in-mice
>>35839976
>yfw you won't be able to afford it
>>35839976
Absolutely. You could still die of other causes so it's not like you'll live until the heat death of the universe or something like that (at least not yet). There's literally no downside with this.
>>35839976
>Days go by faster
>Eventually a whole year will go by in a blink
Yeesh. Sounds fun.
>Okay class! Time to introduce yourselves, say your name and one interesting thing about yourself.
>Let's start with you, anon!
>my name is anon and there's nothing interesting about me
I unironically said that on the first day of uni during the indroductory session.
>MY NAME IS ANON AND I'M VERY CLUMSY
>>35839912
i'm anon and i like to fuck my teachers
Robots, describe your ideal gf.
>thin
>pretty
>reasonably traditional
>faithful
>actually really prudish
>smart
>strong morals
>likes sushi
ideal
>is willing to date me
>grill that actually like my hobbies
ideal
>she wears these glasses
>she's an animal lover
>her bmi is >18
>she's shorter than 5'7"
>she doesn't care about fashion
>she's a tomboy
>she plays videogames
>she likes anime
>she considers herself a nerd
>she wears baggy, "geeky" clothes, wears hoodies and jeans and looks like shit in general or/
>she wears shit-tier, cheap brands such as H&M and Zara and looks like a basic bitch
>she wears cheap perfume/no perfume at all
>her skin is bad
>she doesn't style her hair everyday
>she's a Christian
>she's not kinky
>she voted Trump/is conservative
>she cares about "muh tradition"
>she listens to classic rock, metal and other shit-tier genres
>she reads genre fiction
You just listed my perfect gf's characteristics.
>>35839919
Maybe this is a sign that you should stop falling for /pol/ memes, then.
>>35839886
holy shit i've never seen such shit taste in a single post
surely this has to be bait right?
>accidently saw my friend's penis a few days ago
>STILL can't stop thinking about it
What... what do I do. I've never been this obsessed with something before and it doesn't feel right
Dunno. I still remember this time my friend showed me his dick out of nowhere while we were stoned in my basement. Just, "yo what does your dick look like?" and pulled his pants forward. I was like "I dunno" and focused on something else
>>35839877
My friend jerked me off once. I wanted to try to get him to suck it but I was scared.
It is okay to be gay
steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/
>tfw to smart too unironically enjoy life
>>35839838
>"smart"
fucks up and uses the wrong form of to/too twice in one sentence
>>35840045
Nigger it's a meme
>>35840045
you forgot your second meme arrow
How the fuck do guys don't have a Hs diploma? It's so easy to get it.
>>35839798
>How the fuck do guys don't have a Hs diploma?
Are you sure you have one?
If you didn't have at least an 85% average in HS: explain yourself. The work is so fucking easy because the teachers only expect half the class to even do it. There's literally no excuse for doing badly in HS unless you're literally retarded
>how the fuck do guys don't have
I'm convinced that you haven't finished third grade.
Should I buy mass effect andromeda?
Mass effect 1-3 are probably my favorite singleplayer games but andromeda is getting shit it on by some people and praised by others, was made by a different team, and there is the whole fiasco with the facial animations.
I can't make a decision please help
>>35839737
If you liked ME 1-3, don't get this. It's nothing like the originals and is far, far worse in every respect.
>shitty graphics and animations
>shitty story
>shittier dialogue
>shitty choices and impact of choices
Don't enable their (continued) destruction of yet another great franchise.
>>35839907
Everything you listed sounds exactly like the originals though
>>35839737
Don't get it, OP. The game is a terrible, buggy mess and is absolutely filled with SJW garbage.(Some asari preferring male pronouns, a post-op transexual, no Taurian sex scene)
>be me
>end of last period
>walking down hallway like normal
>bunch of girls at the end of the hallway
>girl walks up to me, tells me to stand still
>kisses me on the lips
>i dont know this girl, she doesn't know me
>one girl was recording
>they all ran off
Has this ever happened to you robots?
When I was 19 I took a hit of lsd before a GWAR concert then took one hit of weed off a pipe I snuck in taped to my crotch. I just kind of stood in one spot and stared at the stage with a horrified look on my face. Some woman who was probably in her late 20s came up to me and started grinding her ass on me and I just kept standing there staring at the stage. Then she asked me if I was okay and when I said "yes" she left. I was confused as fuck by the whole situation at the time but now looking back on it she was probably and undercover cop and was trying to get me to offer her drugs.
I just get called the school shooter because I dress like Eric Harris and wear a hat like jotaro's. Eric was right this worlds trash
>>35840173
Eric and Dylan were Ascended. They were more than human.
>he imagined performing his favorite song in front of the entire school
Why is this such a universal fantasy? I used to do it when I was younger and was listening to music while I drove but now I'm 26, don't give a fuck about people from high school, and listen to NPR in my car.
>>35839601
Pretty much. I think it's just universal acceptance from the majority of your peers while doing something cool
>>35839570
Gay.. in front of your school. I played "god save the queen" 8th grade talent show, but that was 8th grade. I was a drummer. Id go play venues.
Pic related, love at first sight
did it photoshop eyelashes onto it's face
- There are women that are objectively so attractive that no healthy men without any attachments wouldn't stick his dick into it. Because we're programmed to spread our seeds with healthy women.
- But fertility turns to shit past 33 years old and men are hard wired in their attraction to spot this. At the same time NO female 30 year old looks as good as her 20 self (unless she was on meth with 20 and recovered).
So this perfect ten thing is moot. We can at most post the type of girl we find most attractive For some it will be blue eye/black here Poles, for some it will be tall German looking blondes, and for others it will be petite Asians. This is the info you get out of such a post.
Because if you choose your perfect 10 looks-wise, and then wait 10 years, you'll have another women replace her in looks. It's inevitable.
This is no soul ginger guy right? jesus.. right camera angle with 1000 different filters can make everyone doable
Hey. Faggot. Top 3 Disney songs.
Go!
This is Halloween
Gaston Song
Breaking Free
Why Should I Worry - Oliver & Company
Mine, Mine, Mine - Pocahontas
I2I - A Goofy Movie
Frozen - For the First Time in Forever
Lion King - Be PreparedStar Wars - Imperial March
Post eyes let's see who's sleep deprived
>>35839459
i'll bite
oregano post fuck bot
do i look sleepi
These bags are permanent
>If I had it in my power, I'd stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood.
Holy shit, how can someone be so badass?
I thought it was a great line.
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>my elliot thread is only page 9 with one response
What happened /r9k/?
>>35840487
IT'S the current year...elliot did NOT happen in said year
>tfw no vigne gf
>tfw no demon wife
good taste. too bad you dont have great taste.
>>35839609
satania a autistic
she's only fit for daughteru if gabu isn't around
>>35839680
You have some nerve insulting the next great archdemon and future ruler of hell.