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>look all the cameras are on me! im such a popular girl!!!!!
No it's real. She is an ecstatically happy roastie for argument above

>>35358056
Its fake. In a genuine smile you'll see a crease at the corners of your eyes.

>actor in a PR event

gee I dunno OP

>>35358029
even without him, it would still be sad central

>>35358029
I would be able to browse my main without seeing a failed easy mode normie

Sage

>>35358018
I'm the only person I know irl who doesn't get cold. I can walk outside in 30 degree farenheit weather in shorts.

>>35358018
>>35358036
Found the 300 pound anons

>>35358062
<250 actually. But yeah I'm a polar bear.

>>35357919
Just call the emergency dispatcher and tell them about it.
They usually give good advice.

>>35357919
You could always try suicide

>>35357919
What happened anon?

>>35357941
disgusting normalfags OUT

>>35357904
I noticed them

>>35357904
Hey man just wanted to let you know you're a faggot and ill see you back here tomorrow afternoon

Remember the knot goes behind your left ear. Otherwise you're going to flop around like a fish and look ridiculous.

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>>35357877
please help me please thanks please

>>35357877
go to porn website and click on one of those ads on the side

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>>35359090
I already tried, I just got a bunch of malware

>>35357842
Whatever stays within AR670-1
Usually a medium fade

>>35357842
Normal ones

I started going bald at 22. I've shaved my head for years now.

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>>35348816

3. Female hypergamy combined with the internet means you'll NEVER get as much pussy as the average woman or top tier genetic freak chad male. The average female can fuck 40 men in one day if she wanted. Even if you were in the top 20% of men you'd be lucky to fuck 40 a year. Women compare you to literally every man on the planet these days including celebrities.

4. Women don't want you, they don't want orbiters or nice guys to tell them how pretty they are and how sexy their body is or some other gay shit. They already know this, they're using for ego validation and narcassitic supply. They want some bad boy gangster hercules looking mother fucker to smash their cervix into their ribcage with his foot long cock. Any girl who says other wise is lying and trust me they will lie

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>>35348837

Because of the way nature, the reality and universe is set up on it's most deepest level. Nothing can ever change this. Nothing you or I or anybody can do can change these facts. It goes deeper than you I or anybody else can probably ever know. I think I've scratched the surface of how this world is set up. Schopenhauer believed that the human condition was to suffer and that nature was designed to cause suffering and that this pain could only be temporarily escaped from.

To live is to suffer and die and women are a huge part of this but their feeble brains can barely understand this. Their supreme stupidity is incapable of grasping this fact. Their mainstream semen filled brains are fucked beyond repair.

Yeah I know all this but I still desperately want sex and to have children.

>>35357821
My family is broken up.
I live with my Mom.
My Dad lives alone.
My Dad only texts to tell me how disappointed he is in me.

>>35357854
My dad is also a bitter old man, but I can see much of myself in him.

I physically can not talk to my dad because he has been dead for 9 years.

sounds hot


the louder the better

>>35357819
yeah but so do girls
fucking virgin

>>35357804
its kinda super difficult, you may want to just use the gloves for fucking the space between your mattress and bed frame

or just use your hand, you silly cunt

fuck what an impractical shield and armour, sword looks awful too

>>35357865
Yeah but she got super-strength so it doesn't matter.

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>knock down chips someone else got stuck with another bag and end up getting two bags for the price of one

Kick it till it falls or you attract the attention of the owner.

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>cookie gets stuck
>start hitting the side
>start hitting harder
>people in the cafeteria start looking
>cookie still won't butch
>people start laughing
>guy in the back says ''hey kid, I've got a hammer in my trunk, hahaha''
How do I keep spawning these situations?
I just wanted a cookie.

>>35357589
I believe there should be one, but can't think of any.

>>35357589
I was thinking about this the othere day, with how many people into videogames that are depressed you'd think that there would be games that target it. What genre would you guys have it in? Personally I was thinking adventure rpg is the only way to go

>>35357589
Why would you look for a fucking video game on depression? Moron.

>>35357545
there's no "good" progress. you're either working out or not. muscles don't work differently for different people. if you aren't getting stronger ask a trainer.

Why are you skipping facial muscle days?

already tried that route buddy

seems God has different plans for me

>>35357486
>If anything I'd pick the navy or airfirce so I could be a pilot. I'm not picking dangerous footsoldier work.

>But I don't really want it. It sounds like it will eat a majority of my time.

>>35357524
The fuck else would it do? If you want to join the armed forces, join. If you're too worried about it 'taking up your time' then don't.