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>doing drugs
stop doing it you degenerate filth

>>35134037
>feeling guilt
GIRL DETECTED
MODS BAN THIS SICK FILTH

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i think i feel worse on avrg when im on codeine...

still... i swear i can feel it coming. its not too far you guys, were going somewhere in the world

ai is coming soon u guys

>>35133909
Say you really have an interest in collecting firearms.

>>35133924
yeah, buy a really old gun and they will think you're a collector.

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>>35133882
imagine killing yourself is gay

if a girl kills herself she's technically a lesbian and that's really hot

inb4 OP gets a 24hour ban

>>35133947
why would i get banned for this?
serious question

>>35133697
Tell me your secrets because this is the true way all robots should live.

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>>35133764
Just file taxes and say you make like 6k in total income and already paid 3k in taxes
Its like a glitch, because they dont check claims under 5k
For the employer ID # section i Just put the ID from some min wage job for like 3 weeks a year ago, or else im sure you can find big employers #s online

I honestly think that if she didn't give you any hint, she doesn't want to be bothered having a relationship with you. Still, everyone is different and I could be wrong. One thing is for sure though, the one that decides about it is always her.

if its an online chick then trust me don't fall into the trap , she is talking ONLINE for a damn reason but if she is talking to you irl and stuff then just man up , you can only learn and experience !

>>35134416
Yeah, you're right. I think it's more about me not being able to be forthcoming and honest. She told me she loves me fwiw
>>35134448
We used to live in Asia together (expat), she's in the US and I'm in EU right now.

>tfw have the desire to hurt people but cant cause skinny, weak beta

>>35134228
tfw no desire to hurt anyone and skinny, weak beta

>>35133651
Yeah, doing that but still able to hurt yourself

I had a super-awkward Asian friend who repeatedly failed trying to get with women in college. He joined an evangelical church and ended up with a hot blonde wife.

perfectly timed thread, my ex gf and ex love of my life, hit the 27th mark, she made herself hated by everyone she had around and now she's so alone she seriously started the God and church life, it's so funny to watch her facebook/instagram going like that and barely receiving 5 likes, all by her family members, sometimes not even those, just her mom...
>#god1st#allforfamily

she basically always has been a daddy issue'd crazy fuck, now she really hit the bottom though, she doesn't even post her dog, lul...she tried to reach out for me a couple of days ago, I shut her down right away calling her a worthless vapid slut and to go back at painting her toenails, feltsofuckingoodman

You know that nagging, anxious feeling in the back of your head, telling you to get out, to not do thing?

They have it too, maybe even worse, and are never told to learn to live with it, so they listen to it.

Because they don't have to, they know you will, because they think they're doing you a favour by talking to them.

And if you grow some balls and don't? They have 10 other orbiters that will

>>35133557
Because they don't have to talk to you. They have thirty other orbiters they can talk to

bump for some bombacious stories

third bump
no stories to share?

>joined creepy guys discord
>tries to find out who I am
>try to change subject politely
>get banned
>not in creeps discord anymore
>feelsgoodman

not even a robot just lurking through but this happened to me recently and I'm still recovering

>tfw media doesn't believe me

Hey OP I don't really want to participate in your thread, but just thought I'd drop by to let you know that I saved the pepe you posted. It's a nice pepe. Hope you dont mind

>>35133488
>hey anon we're doing x at time x i'll text you
>feel good cause have plans for once
>they never text me
>sometimes text them to see what happened
>they never text back

>>35133233
Is he having a mmf threesome or a ffm?

>>35133265
Maybe it's mmm. Op, do you confirm?

>>35133265
ffm

Are you one of the weak OP? Why do you want to ban your own self from having kids?

>>35133772
Yes unfortunately i am weak. I dont want to have kids because I dont want them to experience the problems i had growing up.

The gym is always an option but for people like me, the training only garners a fraction of strength compared to others.

>>35133223
This isn't how eugenics is supposed to work.
You don't ban people from having kids, you just make it favorable for people with valuable traits to have more children than those without.
Currently the exact opposite way the welfare state operates.

Don't expect the small and weak to go anywhere.

same here except without the crying to sleep part


sux tho

>>35133156
The feeling is to bad man

Great another turtle thread.

Jeb pls. Your dad is dying.

i'd be disappointed if this was satire

>>35132736
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RAPE YOUR MOTHER SISTER ANYTHING THAT HAS HOLES WILL GET FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEESJLKEJsklgTJMSTGSERTGRSGTRSGYRSGTAEFAETRASETGFSARETFesagestfesfawfasefesf

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>>35132772
did you forget your medication, anon?