>tfw relapse after 40 day nofap streak
is this nofap shit even worth it? its so fucking hard
How much is "reasonable"?
What actually causes a roastie vag?
Jynx Maze, a pornstar/escort has an innie despite fucking men for a living
I guess that means she was always wet or used a lot of lube.
Think about a condom that loses wetness or lube, and then for a few minutes sexing hard, pulling and warping the skin, at different angles
>hates metal because it's only "screaming"
>listens to Xxxtentacion
I hate metal because it only knows how to be angry and sad, it's completely one-dimensional and one of the least-enjoyable music genres out there, I don't listen to meme rap either.
Let them hate metal, we don't want outsiders invading our music again anyway.
Remember what happened the last 2 times normies infiltrated metal?
We ended up with:
1 faggy glam power ballad metal
2 retarded rap/electronica Nu-Metal
Again I like that everyone hates metal, it keeps metal pure. Free from outsider influence.
>Cheese stuffed crust
>Tonza parmeesean cheese
>Ranch dressing dip
>Marinara sauce dip
So robots, why is this the best pizza you can order? And why does it taste so fucking good?
Why would you only put extra pepperoni on a meatlovers pizza?
This seems like a wasted opportunity.
What board do you think has the highest average income of their posters?
My guess is probably /k/, /o/, or /diy/
ITT write a letter to someone if you so desire.
To the guy who stood in the roadside waving by his car in the middle of nowhere in Namibia:
I drove past you. I will forever wonder whether you were an honest guy looking for help or an asshole who would've taken my car, stuff, and maybe my life.
I would have driven right past you once again if it happened another time.
To the whore who spread the rumor I was gay and coming onto her,
You're a huge cunt, I wouldn't touch your beaten up, Serb fucked vag with a ten foot pole and I hope some Balkan thug cuts off your tits.
>finally achieve lucid dream
>teeth fall out
>get torn apart by wolves
What's it like to blow a load in a tight pussy?
It's not bad, not nearly as fun as shooting into a girl's mouth or ass.
The real entertainment is the girl's reaction. I have no idea what they're feeling, but nothing seems to drive a girl wilder than feeling that hot sperm shooting inside them. They lose it.
"Anon, stop staring. You're making me uncomfortable"
That is not what her body language says.
>mixed signals don't exist.
Women are always 100% clear and direct.
Yes means yes, no means no.
Passive aggression isn't a thing.
>a woman once told me that there's no such thing as "signals".
Then I watched her talk to a guy she had a crush on, she bit her lip, did all the CPU glances. The works.
No one ever looks at me like that, or at least I never notice.
Either she's unaware of doing it, or she lies about not knowing she's doing it.
Why aren't you looking for a qt3.14 Japanese qt to marry RIGHT NOW? Forget about western white women. Do you really want some used up roastie caked in makeup to mother your children? Japanese females are greatly superior in every way.
>40% of young adults are virgins.
Only 10% of young American women are, probably even less now.
Roastie white women all have the stupid fake blonde $20 hair dye style.
>will rarely get fat.
White women think not becoming fat when they reach 30 is an accomplishment kek.
>Will look young until their 50s.
After years of partying, makeup and baking in the sun white women would be lucky to look decent in their 30s.
>acts more feminine instead of trying to act like a male.
Roastie white women will probably break up with you if you ask them to act more feminine.
>probably has near to zero guys texting her/asking her out so your chances are much better.
Roastie white women have 100s of Chads to pick from even if they're ugly because of tinder social media ect.
>Japanese qts will be proud of you if you do well in school or get a good job.
Roastie white women will say "that's it? Chad did better" or not care at all.
>Japanese qts will give sex whenever you want and will be submissive and cute.
Roastie white women will deny you sex because "I have a headache" on the rare occasion she will give you sex she will just lay there like a dead fish.
>jap qts will like your vidya and anime hobbies and enjoy them with you.
Roastie white women will say "omg stop acting like a kid and lets go clubbing"
There's a million other reasons why they are superior I just listed a few. We need to ditch these western roastie white women. They wanted this future. Im dating a beautiful Japanese girl I met at uni, we plan to get married and she will live with me in the U.S. oh btw I'm 6'1", muscular with blonde hair blue eyes, chiseled face and I'm wealthy. The stereotype that only loser white men marry Asians is false.
*blocks your path*
"Hi anon, I know it's Sunday afternoon but I'm going to need you to come into the office and files some papers for Carla and me in HR. When you're done make sure to clean the bathrooms. Bye hon, and don't think of bailing, I'll make sure to tell Carla."
>brother found the bestiality folder
>nobody discovered the unmentionable materials
Lazy fucks edition
i drew you another picture, i hope you like it
pepe is having fun playing games in his room. pepe is happy
pls be like pepe
BGO LADS LETS GO
Game will start at 22 minutes past the hour.
Post some of the worst things you did while jerking off
i have two stories
>trying to suck my own cock
>in some crazy fucking yoga position
>after 20 minutes of trying to force hips into my face, I have no luck
>put on some futa porn
>start jacking off
>decide it would be incredibly hot if a futa nutted in my face
>nut on my own fucking face
>immediately regret it
>family is on vaction
>have to sleep in same bed as my mom
>get horny and decide to jerk off literally right next to my mom
>I'm sure she was awake and fully aware of what was going on the whole time
I have several more but they aren't as crazy as they are fucked up
>"Ugh, anon tried to talk to me today. He looked so gross!"
>implying a girl would think enough about you to even insult you
Get out off my board norman
ITSY' BITSY' SPIDER CLIMBED UP THE WATERSPROUT