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>be me
>29 yo beta virgin
>never asked a girl out
>8/10 Stacy was nice to me all spring
>Helped her with rides to places, she couldn't drive
>Finally ask her out today
>Sorry anon I'm dating a Chad from 5 years
>Mfw
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>>37700567
Move on, she isn't going to leave chad for you anytime soon. Just find a 6/10 stacy and hope for the best.
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>>37700567
>29
>Virgin
I know this thread is b8 but come on
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>>37700681
Get. Out......GET OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Sometimes wonder what would happen if I gave 4chan my address
>Would /a/ send boku no pico?
>How many dildos would pop up on my front door?
>Why do I keep ordering all this pizza?
makes you wonder
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I would send you a cardboard box full of my ass hair and cockroaches.
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Have fun getting swatted homie
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>>37700503
do it to one of your neighbors and see what happens my dude

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I'm in a bit of a predicament
>be me
>kisslessvirgin femanon
>I had my first kiss with my bf this year at 18
>1 month passes and we start doing lewd things
>idkhowtodothis.jpg
>I try touching 'it' but he doesn't cum
>I try licking 'it' still doesn't cum
>he says that it's okay I'll improve but I still feel like shit
what do?
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is he using u for sex
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>>37700498
Some questions for science

Who usually gives initiatives for dates? Rough proportion

In the dates who gives initiative for kissing and hand holding

Who usually gives initiatives for texting, how often do you text?
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>>37701025
Also, please describe the initial events within the specific date that lead for him to have his wee wee out

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>almost 4 AM and my memories keep haunting me, preventing me from sleeping

Anyone else know this feel? Every fucking night I cringe about the smallest fucking mistakes I've made.
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>>37700480
Every damn day. I'll try to go to sleep but every retarded thing I've done in the day/week/year keeps up. It's like I can't process the dumb shit I do sometimes, even if it's just little things I should be able to forget. The only real way I can go to sleep is to stay up super late and/or drink/smoke
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I personally find the best way to deal with it is to just overthink the fucking weird insignificant shit you've done in the past till you stop caring.
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I just put on some hour long youtube video and focus on that to fall asleep.
What I can barely control is when I am in public and some aweful memory comes up and I get the compulsion to spaz out and like hit myself or swear suddenly or somethings

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I'm a 38 year old KHV Incel. AMA. I laugh at the kids here in their late teens early 20s that think they have it bad as a virgin.
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>>37700476
approaching mid 20s how to not end up like you?
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why are you crying mr. anon
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>>37700499
Try not to seclude yourself your whole life. Try to meet people and talk to people

>>37700524
Because I'm sad.

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Why do you hate /pol/?

I feel like they act as equally retarded as the things they lambast, but in the opposite direction.
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>>37700420
>r9k is one person
I have met plenty of racist /pol/ tier robots.

check your facts, normie
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>>37700420
Why do you post a picture that is completely irrelevant to the point of the thread you're trying to make? I feel an urge to comment on the pic but then I read your shitty OP and now all I can comment on is your own faggotry in being a bad chan user.
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>>37700482
>bad chan user

any other socal robots who get wierd vibes by just living here?
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I'm in LA and I don't get weird vibes just because I live in this location.
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Im in LA. Interning for the summer tho.
Coming from NY this I definitely get weird vibes from everyone in the location.
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yeah i feel i dont fit it in too many chads and stacies

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Am I the only one who hate anime?
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No.
Next thread please.
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same. it's basically shitty cartoons from the most normie country
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>>37700321
most normie country nigga what planet do you live on

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Tell me all about your dreams.
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I dream almost every night, and they usually involve my gf and then something happening that makes me sad. Recently though, I've been trying to lucid dream to hug a friend who passed away. So every night I wake up after 6 hours, stay up 30 minutes, and then fall asleep again as well as having an alarm set every 15 minutes so I do a reality check. I miss my friend, and saw him in a dream once, but then i woke up because I was excited that I had the chance to finally hug him.
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>>37700304
Non normie dreams only. Thanks
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interesting image, what is it?

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what does a girl smell Iike?
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>>37700111
like a sang bag of coins
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>>37700111

Anyone else find assholes despicable? Idk how people are into anal stuff, assholes just seem gross as fuck in general.
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>>37700111
bacterial infected liquid dairy products and metal currency

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>that rawr xD girl in HS who constantly tried to talk to you because she thought you being a loner meant you were like her
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She probably felt pity for you
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>>37699942
>She was fucking one of the cool guys
>just another cumslut for the cool guys
>Whatever once you forget her you can get back to creating stuff for yourself

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>go in to job provider
>sees I never had a job and I'm 22
>she sounds mean and I feel upset
>says it's going to be hard for me to get work without a drivers license
>nearly left because I feel like crying
>I say I probably have undiagnosed mental health issues
>she is a bit more nice now
>books me in for 2 hours to talk about it with someone
Fuck lads, I feel like shit, gotta find work, I rarely leave my parents house, I did go to school last year for some courses but haven't really been looking since. Also I'm a high school dropout.
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>>37699937
Get a fucking license you absolute retard, the answer is right there
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>>37699937
Why don't you have a fucking driver license?
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Kill yourself, dude. You seriously don't stand a chance. You're 22. Life's not even hard yet. If you can't get a job this young then there's nothing anyone can do for you. You're fucked. End it.

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> Just be yourself bro, girls will be coming right at you. If not, try Tinder, I get tons of matches.
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nice pic. I like to see people having a good time
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>>37699908
guy in the middle looks like such a dweeb, I'm gonna start working out and surpass his faggot ass
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>>37699908
none of them are handsome
none of the girls got ass.
damn I love to be light skin niggaaaar

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>tfw dick isn't even sensitive after fap
Will no fap heal me?
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>>37699906
>tfw can get hard anymore and have premature ejaculation now

Kike porn ruined me
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>>37700091
can't*

How the fuck do I mess the most important word in the sentence up
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you should probably dial it back a bit yeah.

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is like, totally degenerate, right? ;)
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>tfw can't even tell faggots like this to kill themselves because they would probably enjoy it
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1:42AM
Why are you being a faggot at that hour
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You're already standing on a chair, that other hand better be tying a noose.


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