>29 yo beta virgin
>never asked a girl out
>8/10 Stacy was nice to me all spring
>Helped her with rides to places, she couldn't drive
>Finally ask her out today
>Sorry anon I'm dating a Chad from 5 years
Move on, she isn't going to leave chad for you anytime soon. Just find a 6/10 stacy and hope for the best.
Get. Out......GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
>Sometimes wonder what would happen if I gave 4chan my address
>Would /a/ send boku no pico?
>How many dildos would pop up on my front door?
>Why do I keep ordering all this pizza?
makes you wonder
I'm in a bit of a predicament
>I had my first kiss with my bf this year at 18
>1 month passes and we start doing lewd things
>I try touching 'it' but he doesn't cum
>I try licking 'it' still doesn't cum
>he says that it's okay I'll improve but I still feel like shit
Some questions for science
Who usually gives initiatives for dates? Rough proportion
In the dates who gives initiative for kissing and hand holding
Who usually gives initiatives for texting, how often do you text?
>almost 4 AM and my memories keep haunting me, preventing me from sleeping
Anyone else know this feel? Every fucking night I cringe about the smallest fucking mistakes I've made.
Every damn day. I'll try to go to sleep but every retarded thing I've done in the day/week/year keeps up. It's like I can't process the dumb shit I do sometimes, even if it's just little things I should be able to forget. The only real way I can go to sleep is to stay up super late and/or drink/smoke
I just put on some hour long youtube video and focus on that to fall asleep.
What I can barely control is when I am in public and some aweful memory comes up and I get the compulsion to spaz out and like hit myself or swear suddenly or somethings
I'm a 38 year old KHV Incel. AMA. I laugh at the kids here in their late teens early 20s that think they have it bad as a virgin.
Why do you hate /pol/?
I feel like they act as equally retarded as the things they lambast, but in the opposite direction.
Why do you post a picture that is completely irrelevant to the point of the thread you're trying to make? I feel an urge to comment on the pic but then I read your shitty OP and now all I can comment on is your own faggotry in being a bad chan user.
any other socal robots who get wierd vibes by just living here?
Am I the only one who hate anime?
most normie country nigga what planet do you live on
Tell me all about your dreams.
I dream almost every night, and they usually involve my gf and then something happening that makes me sad. Recently though, I've been trying to lucid dream to hug a friend who passed away. So every night I wake up after 6 hours, stay up 30 minutes, and then fall asleep again as well as having an alarm set every 15 minutes so I do a reality check. I miss my friend, and saw him in a dream once, but then i woke up because I was excited that I had the chance to finally hug him.
what does a girl smell Iike?
>that rawr xD girl in HS who constantly tried to talk to you because she thought you being a loner meant you were like her
Yeah, you're probabIy right
>go in to job provider
>sees I never had a job and I'm 22
>she sounds mean and I feel upset
>says it's going to be hard for me to get work without a drivers license
>nearly left because I feel like crying
>I say I probably have undiagnosed mental health issues
>she is a bit more nice now
>books me in for 2 hours to talk about it with someone
Fuck lads, I feel like shit, gotta find work, I rarely leave my parents house, I did go to school last year for some courses but haven't really been looking since. Also I'm a high school dropout.
Kill yourself, dude. You seriously don't stand a chance. You're 22. Life's not even hard yet. If you can't get a job this young then there's nothing anyone can do for you. You're fucked. End it.
> Just be yourself bro, girls will be coming right at you. If not, try Tinder, I get tons of matches.
>tfw dick isn't even sensitive after fap
Will no fap heal me?
is like, totally degenerate, right? ;)
>tfw can't even tell faggots like this to kill themselves because they would probably enjoy it