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Can you guys post some cringe drunk stories to make myself feel better? I got drunk last night and made a fool of myself acting like a retarded douchebag like usual.
>screamed at an uber drive like a three year old because I thought it was funny
>she put up her window to rightfully try to ignore me
>I just scream louder really cringeworthy meaningless things
>girl talking to her friend walking in front of me
>says "yeah he didn't really feel like talking to me"
>yell "NO ONE FEELS LIKE TALKING TO YOU CUNT"
>they rightfully call me a douchebag and carry on
>ask stranger to bum a cig
>he tells me no he only has a few left
>call him a stingy kike and that I hope he gets lung cancer
I honestly feel so disgusted and ashamed guys. Please post embarrassing/cringey drunk stories to make me feel better.
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Wow you sound like a piece of shit. If someone recorded you you're going to become a cringe meme
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>>35974918
God I know man I feel really bad about it but whenever I get drunk I do the same shit. It's not even funny I'm just a douche and it makes me want to kill myself ;-;
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Bumping please respond
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Anon. Have you tried new ways to improve your life?
Or are you going to keep blaming others for your own suffering?
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>>35974791
Yes i am trying to improve
I have deleted my porn collection
i have reduced masturbation to once or twice a week from twice a day
i have stared yoga and meditation and jogging
i am learning to cook my own food
i suck at it but hopefully will get better
i still feel depressed but less suicidal.
Meditation really does help, i though it was a new age meme promoted by hippies, but i was wrong, mediation has definitely improved my mood a little. and has also helped with my sleeping issues.
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>>35974791
I tried to improve things once. Found out it was unsolvable and I spiraled down, one problem led to another and now it's just a fucking huge web of issues. Most of them are small-medium but they all connect to each other.
Found something to keep me going after that and tried again, but then I got screwed over by the people who I appreciated a lot. Again, unsolvable, no matter how much I appreciated them I just got abandoned. Nowadays I just sit here playing vidya and watching chinese cartoons until I have enough courage to hang myself.
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>>35974791
I have never learned anything useful from a poo Buddhist.
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How do people live their meaningless nostalgic depressing melancholic lives and just keep going ?
I don't get it everyday closer to you impending death, everything before lost forever just memories tragic.
How do you grow older and stay positive every year another blow a reminder of your ticking sad unfortunate lives.
Why have kids ? why build a house, why start a career, why do anything ? doing nothing seems like the only sensible thing to do...
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>>35974746
So then what do you do with your life?
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>why play the main quest
>why level up
>why not simply watch the main menu screen because the ending will be sad
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>>35974789
Observe and take witness i guess
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There are no good women le-
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UuCBbnqpsc
see? not all women are bad, there's still wife material out there.
it's just that most of you are not men, but rather broken infantile boys, and yet you want to have a woman...
All you say about women is meaningless if you're a strong enough man. A real man molds his woman to his views and desires, women are literally programmed to play support role and to become what alpha man wants them to be. Even the strongest, independent bitch-boss career woman will turn into purring kitten if a man strong enough comes along - she'll happily stay home and give birth to 5 kids if that's what he wants. His will, his NATURAL confidence and power make him her god. You know that look some women have in their eyes when they look up at their man? This little mist, this complete devotion and adoration. It's not her personality that causes this, it's his.
All this feminism, cheating etc. is just women going crazy because they're stuck with weak men, and they're programmed to seek and reproduce with strong ones.
Instead of hating women you should hate yourself. You're not worthy.
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>>35974705
Just another bitch who's jumped on the ''traditional waifu'' bandwagon.
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>>35974893
Elaborate on what aspects of her character you disagree with.
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>>35974705
>ITT: Op says "Not all Women are Like That"
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I have been on /nofap/ for 2 months. Before that I masturbated 3 times a day. AMA
>confidence still low
>i still miss my beautiful pornfus
>dreaming nearly every night now which is interesting
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>>35974691
Good for you anon, keep it up.
original
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jacking off is not the reason you're a loser
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Sounds like it's going great for you, it's doing exactly what it's supposed to. Meanwhile I'm still fapping 4-5 times a week and feel the same as I always do. I just let my libido be the judge of how often I can fap. It's just weird and unnatural to go on strict fapping schedules.
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ITT: Autistic shit only you do
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>Shout random Japanese words like I'm in an anime
>Set alarm for 4:00 AM and then enjoy the feeling of turning of the alarm and falling back asleep.
>Make up alternate goals/plots for vidya games, then play through those fake ones.
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I only play single player games but imagine them as huge immersive multiplayer games that im somehow the boss/head/leader of
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>>35974482
I wake up at 4:00AM so I can record the dreams I had, since I'm waking up during a REM cycle where dreams occur.
The memory is right there, in all its glorious detail, and I can record paragraph after paragraph of novelesque detail.
It's amazing.
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>>35975008
ive been considering doing this for a while since i have some amazing dreams sometimes, ive forgotten the details of alot of them and no doubt ive forgotten lots of dreams completely over the years
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>cutie at work comes in and is clearly sad and upset
>Turns out her bf of 2 years is going on his mission
>Start actually having sympathy for her
>See her later talking to the workplace Chad about hanging out later in the week
>L i t e r a l l y the same day
Why are all women whores? You would think she would wait at least a week or something, but no, running to the next Chad same damn day.
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Did she break up with her bf or what?
U mad because she chose Chad's shoulder to cry on over yours?
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>>35974685
>durr hurr I can't read
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>>35974453
My day is fucking ruined now thanks to this cheating roastie whore. FUCK
>>>35972755
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>girl just postponed our date for the 3rd time
This weeks excuse was "I want to save money"
I've just given up now.
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strike 3 and she's out
move onto another girl, cut contact with the current one
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why do women do this?
for a false sense of being wanted?
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>>35974447
>"I want to save money"
literally what
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Care to share your sad pics, r9k?
Here's a bun having an existential crisis possibly.
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Rabbits can't recognize themselves in the mirror. This bunny is probably okay.
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>>35974569
It's thinking there's another bunny behind the mirror trying to figure out if it's a threat. Then as it will realise it is not, it will forget about the mirror bunny. That happened with one of my cats as it was little, it constantly tried to check behind the mirror if there was another cat there and then forgot about the whole thing.
Apes, dolphins and elephants can recognize themselves in the mirror and even study their own images in them. It shows they are conscious about themselves as separate individuals.
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>>35974926
lies. there is an empty beer bottle in front of the mirror, this bun is obviously distressed and in need of care
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>jack off for hours and save tons of porn (mostly camgirl and playboy videos
>have only 20gb of space left on my HDD
>have a staggering amount of uncategorized and unsorted porn
fuck me for not being lazy and just saving the stuff wherever.
Can we have a porn thread? Just speak your mind, porn threads are always so comfy.
pic related, I'm already categorizing stuff and only this has took me a few hours already
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>>35974243
>MissAlice and PetiteMarie folders
Good taste
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this is my desktop.
I'm also willing to share my porn with you but this might take some time depending on the amount you want.
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2D>3D
Prove me wrong.
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>tfw reading edd(double d) x marie kanker romance fanfics written by underaged retards to fill the void in my heart
I'm fucking doomed.
I feel like throwing up. Each fanfiction I finish, I say "what the fuck am I doing ?" to myself, yet I keep reading
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FUCKING END IT END IT RIGHT NOW PLEASE FUCK THEY'RE SO CRINGY BUT I FEEL SOME KIND OF WARMTH INSIDE
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Also I read rutger x clarine,ray x sophia(from fire emblem fuuin no tsurugi
I'm so sorry I'm sorry
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Am I losing it ? I'm losing it aren't I ?
I'd like this nightmare to end I never thought I'd fall this low.
This can't be normal help me
Your thoughts on cosplay? Do you think it's fun or its attention whorey taken over by chaddos and stacggers?
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I guess it's fun since people keep doing it.
It seems kind of pointless to me since most people tend to choose to cosplay characters that they could never properly resemble, so they just end up looking like shit.
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It's a hobby. I have no quarrels against those who take cosplay as such, and disguise for the pleasure of disguising themselves. It's even nicer for the onlookers (me) when it is well done.
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>>35974188
Just a feeling, I think I'm gonna need some source on that
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Tell me what's troubling you?
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Besides being trapped in the meat dimension with cuthuloli?
Could be worse I guess.
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>>35974137
>Tell me what's troubling you?
no phallic object to fill my asspussy
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>>35974137
No young qt nihilistic pale gf with bags under eyes
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Look robots, it's time you accept two simple truths and adjust your lives so that they're in conformity with them.
There are two things, and only two things, that will satisfy you and make life worth living:
1. Being able to attract females, and having females be loyal to you.
2. Being superior to your fellow man.
Nothing else matters. If you can't accomplish either of these goals I feel for you, but you should just kill yourself. Your life will not be worthwhile. I understand that having females be loyal to you is a daunting proposition, because they're not typically trustworthy, but understand that once you ascend to the top 5-10% of males and become Chad esque, they will be loyal to you. Perhaps not as a whole, but you will always have sexual access to females, and there will always be another one ready to drop everything to be with you. Provided you're not stupid or ugly (ugly being the death sentence here) it's not impossible to ascend to the top 5-10%. Look around you at how lazy people are -- that's what you're competing with.
Come on, robots. Get busy living or get busy dying. You have no-one to blame but yourself for the prolongation of your own suffering.
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Ignore me then, cowards, but know that you can't ignore the nagging of your own souls!
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YOU WILL HEED MY MESSAGE, WHETHER IT'S FROM MY VOICE OR THE INNER VOICE INSIDE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>35974126
>>35974522
>>35974729
SHUT UP NIGGER, I'M TRYING TO FAP
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Why aren't you dating a qt latina girl?
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aint none of those in my country
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>>35974089
I wish i was tbqh famalama
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I don't want to get jumped by her family.