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Did you tell her you were a virgin? How did you end up sticking it in her?
How long did it all last

>>34771216
Yes I did.

Whole thing lasted one hour.

This is embarrassing but like I actually got super tired after 10-15 minutes of PIV intercourse and was waiting for it to finish cause I was so puffed out. I'm really not used to exercise, I'm not even fat, just super unfit. But yeah got really puffed out and tired, I couldn't even cum. (Death grip masturbation)

>>34771216
Oh and we did all positions, mainly missionary, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, the thing on the sides, and shower sex. I liked the shower one the most because she let me rub my dick between her buttcheeks and over her wet thighs while sucking and kissing her body all over especially her boobs.

Get an girlfriend

>>34771156
Physical dominance is the stupidest meme and you'll just get scorned and sent to the asylum you deserve.
You're not a middleschooler anymore, in the adult world you show your power and superiority with social status.

The way you want to do thing will just make you a mentally ill retard. Well, maybe if you live in a ghetto it can be another story I guess.

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>>34771185
I'm not interested in romance. I just want to push someone around and show my strength.

>>34771134
I couldn't sympathize with him at all. His life was far better than mine in every way possible.

>>34771134
that shit is toxic for you

there will be no misaki

>>34771166
expect it wasn't, and i know that

also im not really a neet but i loved it because it had a lot of psychological value in it

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Pretty cool, OP. Have a soundcloud?

I write lewd stories. I only have a couple finished though. Here's one that the folks in /aco/ seem to have enjoyed

pastebin.com/bnL6XBW0

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Y-yeah

this comment was not original

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Anyone? I thought robots tended to be creative.

>>34771069
So,

does this mean we can happily miserably ever after? Because honestly I couldn't imagine it any other way

Of coarse, anon.
Will you love me always?

>>34771069
you're way too cute for me not to

>>34770988
It isn't going to make me taller or more handsome.

HGH can make you a bit taller.

>>34771017
If you're still growing.

>>34770976
Women are fucking shameless!

>>34770976
Keep them coming turdstar

>>34770976
No one cares about some 3D roastie

Go to >>>/b/ or off yourself

Sorry I only have singles

Kek and Meme Magic don't exist. You're fully capable of saving yourself. Don't let your own success be up to chance. Now rise up on your own two feet and do what you need.

>>34770887
Close

>>34770900
Liar

>>34770903
Heretic

Praise kek

>>34770859
Link, faggot.
origiri conntentu

Nice blog faggot
>>>/b/

>>34770859
Its weird if you don't do "normal" things sometimes you have post fap regret. I bet after like 20 minutes you want to do it again though right?

>>34770840
I have an undying hate for both Kalel and Anna. More Kalel. The bitch is a prime example of the worst kind of woman.

>>34770840
eww who want put their beins in that, the're dumb lefties

It really must seem like an entirely different world for people like that.

I wonder if they can even comprehend the kind of loneliness some people here feel.

>>34770768
>Unemployed
>Job market over saturated with useless fucks (myself included)
>everyday is Friday (but i have no friends or money so it's basically monday)
>Physically repulsive weak jawed lanklet a 3 at best
>Overweight according to BMI 27 to be exact
>No friends
>Crippling anxiety

>>34770810
Do you have some degree?

What's your education?

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Fug I should have used some clickbait image as the OP

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>>34770754
at least you can torture a roastie by giving her false hopes that she'll get your money, and then pulling a Will on her

>>34770754
dont be upset. being a doctor means you're successful and that you've put in a lot of effort. that already makes you more attractive.
sure you're the same person, but unrealized potential is nothing. now people have some sense of your worth more easily, which also means you could be more inviting to worthy girls.
of course there'll be gold diggers, but you could find yourself a serious girl too

>med stud
>worse mistake of my life
>robot
>will be making 500/e a month when I'm done

just KEK MY SHIT UP

>>34770613
Why do you think that means they fuck betas?

They still prefer chads attention.

>>34770613
Are you implying that I'm not a beta because I haven't touched a woman?

>>34770629
There's nothing biological that makes precisely 25% of women able to experience orgasm from penis in vagina, other than their looks. It's only logical that the top 25% of women attract the majority of Chads.

How?
Origanolla

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>>34770396
WAKE ME UP INSlDE
CANT WAKE UP

>>34770396
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING

>>34770209
my cervix hurts just looking at that dick

>>34770209
ya wanna know how I know your gay?
You save pictures of dicks.

l want to hurt a girl with my penis.