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Okay boys, it's time for a general election. Let's see what out board is representative of.
Rules, you may not vote for a non existing party. If your number has already voted, yours is invalid. The PM of /r9k/ will be announced after either one party has >50 seats, or which party has the most seats in case of a hung result.
I'll post party leaders shortly. Have fun.
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>>37668211
Name: Nigel Farage
Party: R9KIP
After UKIP got its ass handed to it in the snap election, and since his party is no longer relevant he's not running for PM of a shitty image board online.
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>>37668243
Name: Jello Biafra
Party: REP
After years with the Dead Kennedys, he became a political activist and ran for mayor of his city multiple times. Not even joking, this is what he did.
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>>37668272
Name: Anita Sarkeesian
Party: RFAP
She's known to be Thunderf00t's secret crush, and for her femminist activism.
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How was the monday wagie?
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>>37668202
till 3:24, you can skip the OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRBxOeInR0
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I just started my job, I literally just write short descriptions of objects for over 300 hours. And then I find another job in the same field that pays slightly more. It's fun.
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10 hour days. Office work is hell. It's not over yet. I'm working real hard for you to get your neetbux. I hope you appreciate it.
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Is this schizo tier paranoia or are my devices / accounts bugged? 2017-06-12 08:32:54 Post No.37668110
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Is this schizo tier paranoia or are my devices / accounts bugged?
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>Look up weird and embarrassing genre of porn while stoned a few times over past couple weeks
>days later my mother calls me to tell me of an unusual cat outside on my car and she uses a descriptor that is innocent but was also in the search query
>there's no cat and I think she's playing games with me but later I see the cat she described in the yard or near it
>fast forward one or two weeks and my sister is on the phone describing something she saw and she uses that same descriptor as part of her story
I checked my gmail accounts connected to my phone and only I have been accessing them. My gmail is hooked up to chrome on my phone so history gets synced. I have the persistent feeling I'm always being watched and my devices are somehow bugged despite my family being computer illiterate.
Please tell I'm just paranoid
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they are putting those words in their heads just to fuck with you.
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>>37668166
The porn site didn't use https , but how could they know? They're tech illiterate. Do Isps give them read outs?
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>>37668110
its possible but it sounds like you're paranoid. Google uses https so if they were using a network monitoring software they would just see you were going to google. but if you clicked on a porn site that wasn't https they'd see everything in plain text. If you're that paranoid just get a vpn.
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Shit Attitude Day Drink (SADD Thread) 2017-06-12 08:25:15 Post No.37667974
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Shit Attitude Day Drink (SADD Thread)
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who here /shitattitudedaydrink/ here?
what fucking alcoholic beverage are you drinking and why are you in a shit attitude
i am drinking gin a tonic and i hate myself and the way i conduct myself in the world. i'm too much of a bitch. i hate being shy and bashful and i hate that everybody hates me because i can't proffer the minimum social obligation
i hate my boring fucking haircut
why me why me yeah it's that kind of thread fuck you
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rum and coke, but I'm pacing myself because I want to stay up for the Finals tonight
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Rum and cherry cola. Life is shit a drinking helps numb the pain
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>>37667996
finals of what?
>>37668026
i think life is great if you're good at it . i'm not good at it.
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I'm stupid and easy but so is she. What do I say?
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>>37667952
god normies are so fucking cancerous
I think u should just go chad mode, say "yeah it's shit, you free on [date]".
If she says no just move on, don't drag it out for ages.
ddisclaimer, i am a kv
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>>37667952
Tell is a little about her and what are you planning to do with her? As in you trying to fuck or trying to look for bae
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>>37667952
Depends, are you trying to smash
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Experienced the normie life 2017-06-12 08:22:29 Post No.37667927
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Experienced the normie life
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I went drinking with a coworker last Friday. Just talked, laughed, and generally had a good time. Can't remember the last time I socialized with the stranger before. It was my first experience with bars, he showed me a few he frequents and I got to see how they were.
I think he's not in a good place in life right now and needed someone to socialize with, which is probably why he asked me to hang out. It doesn't matter, I got a glimpse at the normie life.
So this is what they do... just hang out with friends and have a good time? Seems like the dream to me. Now I'll forever know what I'm missing out.
I couldn't stop thinking about it all weekend and didn't have anyone to talk to about it so I'm posting here.
I'm a robot who got a demo of what normie life is about, and it's better than isolating yourself in a room.
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If you were able to to function in the normie world without sperging out then you're just a late blooming norman. Now get off my board.
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>>37667927
Normie isn't a normal person. Normie is someone who posts about it on a taiwanese sock puppetry noticeboard.
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>>37667927
Where are you from anon? Wanna socialise?
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I don't want to be a wagie 2017-06-12 08:22:06 Post No.37667922
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I don't want to be a wagie
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My mother wants me to make an application for Home Depot. How do I do it in a way that ensures I won't get a call back from them?
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bumb ;-;
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>>37667922
>How do I do it in a way that ensures I won't get a call back from them?
Just be yourself.
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>>37668555
fuck thats really sadly true
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>not a single online or irl friend
>too scared to give out info to make online friends
>Spend all day jerking off, listening to music, and browsing 4chan
Someone give me one (1) reason why I shouldn't kill myself right now
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You can jerk off again tomorrow
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Open yourself up, I used to be afraid to share info with friends online.
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>>37667801
That's a strong reason, OP. I would reconsider.
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>"Yoooooo bro you're that quiet kid from class right?"
>"Me and my buddies are off to a festival but Kyle had to drop out last minute"
>"You wanna tag along instead my dude?"
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hell yeah bro i love festivals
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>>37667735
no hablo english
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In all seriousness, do you guys ever think there's something genuinely odd about the way Chads will help out/defend robots, especially in HS? I saw this especially often with sports teams (played varsity lacrosse and basketball), like the seniors will take the freshmen under their wings and shit. Is it because we're not seen as a threat?
If so, why are hot girls so brutally cruel to fat girls? Surely they're not a threat either.
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fucking tearing up again
why cant i just buy a gun and end it
do any of you guys wanna discord?
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>>37667719
STOP AVATAR FAGGING WITH AYA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WISH BAD THINGS UPON YOU
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>>37667719
Nigga then buy a gun it is not that expensive and very available unless you live in cali then you are screwed
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>>37667719
sure. u better not be some retarded normie though
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> 19 year old shut-in robot
> live on a seacost town, my house is literally across from a popular beach that's packed every day
> have high duty, crystal clear binoculars
> no longer need internet porn to fap
Feels wavy man.
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>>37667667
Bump so other robots can feel bad.
Oruignoiouloiol
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I live in a town where no one is a virgin. Innocent little girl my roommate is slamming, and I personally would have guessed she was a delicate little flower. She's an alcoholic who likes it rough.
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>>37667667
>tfw my hairlines going the same way as OP's picture
just
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Anons, is he literally an autist? please discuss.
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He's like 6'1 fucking chad reeeeeeeeee
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>>37667640
He's a bit odd, I'll give it a 50/50.
It's incredible how tall he is though
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>>37667640
shit is that really baron? kek, I basically looked like him when I was 12 except I had longer uncombed hair
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Why is art not as great as it used to be? How come we do not have anyone making art of this magnitude and awe? And how come there are no more legends,like gaun yu or attila the hun?
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>>37667555
>And how come there are no more legends,like gaun yu or attila the hun?
Modern power structures are too entrenched to ever again allow one person to change the world like that
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>>37667555
dadaism happened
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We are making great art
;^)
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Do you think that this website has had a net positive or negative impact on your life?
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>>37667421
completely negative
consequently I wouldn't have found this site if I was molested and forced to watch porn as a child.
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It just changed the outlook I had on life. Feel like I understand it more but i wish I took the bluepill instead. This world is terrible
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>>37667421
positive
this place is always honest with how humanity works, and it allowed me to explore things I would have not otherwise
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Do women like guys with long hair?
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>when you have longer, more luxurious hair than any women
nothing more hilarious than beating girls at their own game
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>>37667445
same 8, same.
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Only if the guys are also attractive.