Anybody else here in their mid twenties and up that's in a truly miserable situation and close to hanging yourself?
i care for you a lot. you need to pick up the phone and call someone, anybody.
you aren't trapped it's going to get better. I haven't given up on you yet.
>>38725865
I've heard that one before
>>38725865
empty statements and promises you're in no position to make.
>>38725780
if you do some deep self reflection, you'll realize what you need to do to improve your situation. then you need the determination and discipline to get it done. there might not be success at the end but at least you tried. wha you might get is some pats on the head and worthless sympathy from anons but that isn't what will help you. what you need is to grab your fucking balls and stop being a pussy. there are no dragons to slay and damsels to save but there are still opportunities in life to be courageous. find the courage to live your fucking life or find the courage to end it.
My family forced me to come with them to Japan and now I'm stuck here for 2 weeks. What can I even do besides shitpost from my hotel room?
Are you trying to make me mad? I bet your one of those kids who got to visit there family in Japan every year FUUUCKCK YOU
>>38725720
Why would you want to do anything else?
Have fun in Japan, anon
>>38725720
What city, I'm living in Japan for the next couple months and if you're by me you can go this party that's happening tonight at 7
How bad is it to still be living with your parents once you're 20+
>>38725710
I moved out when I was 23. That isn't late or early
We talking about what society thinks or how we personally feel. I'm 26 and live with my parents.
>>38725770
Personally will be nice. I'm pretty sure it's considered to be embarrassing in society.
What are robots thoughts on these?
>Experience welcome
>>38725703
I'm 5'4 and toned. I will volunteer as tribute.
>>38725756
Fuck off, orbit gatherer
>>38725782
I will date anyone who will kick your stupid ass
>kiss-less hug-less handhold-less virgin
>no man talks to me because of my incredibly unattractive appearance and most of all, hygiene
>NEET and overall loser
>"lmaorofl all femells get dicked no matter whatz ther look like"
>"yeh, chad fuqs em on the regular"
>"heh women are all whores and they were given an unfair advantage, unlike me."
>even if i got a guy id ruin it by being a schizophrenic
Haha, good jokes.
Go fuck yourselves.
>>38725694
u sound like you smell bad
If you really are what you claim, then you have to understand that you're in he absolute bottom tier of females, whereas the males complaining about women are very often average, even above average males. They don't claim that 100% of females get dicked by Chad, thy claim that most would like to if they could, and many do.
You could easily work on your hygiene which according to you is you major issue. You're ugly inside, though, for coming here to r9k and expressing your self-pity and narcissism on the one place below average males have to air their grievances.
I'd bang you and I don't even know what you look like. As long as you're biologically female, I'd bang you. I'm a completely average man.
What I mean by this is, GTFO.
>walk into your home
>find this strange woman sitting on your recliner
>she hisses "Be scared faggot!"
wat do
>>38725660
>be me
>be scared
>>38725660
get on my knees and suck her cock. Beg her to give it to me and dominate me like the fucking STUD she is.
I'd be actually pretty scared tbqhwyf
WHY CAN'T I JUST LOOK LIKE AN AVERAGE PERSON REEE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT
>>38725659
I-I-I bet you're a cutie, anon, want to be my bff?
>>38725659
Or even better, why couldn't *you* have won out of the genetic lottery and be very attractive?
>>38725659
>you will never impregnate a lesbian who needs your seed to have kids
>you will never do it the all natural way
Why even bother getting up in the morning?
>2013
>Young underage lad browsing 4chan to be the cool kid
>Have normalfags as friends, go out often, ect ect
>browse mostly /b/, /pol/ and /v/
>took a sudden interest in /r9k/
>quickly understand that coming here makes you feel better in no time
>lurk here more and more as I literally can't stop laughing at your pathetic lives
>enjoy my time getting stoned, chilling and fucking. The dream life
>fast forward today
>quit school 3 years ago
>became more and more hateful towards women and people in general
>Big scandal at a party before I quit school when I showed my powerlevel in the redpill. Even my long time "friends" from way back (junior high) left me behind(fucking stoners)
>parents died a week ago so no financial support anymore for me to leech off
>no job nor qualifications
>my little (yes, little) brother is now threatening me to kick me out of the house
>don't want to the NEET life to end, watching anime 24/24 is perfect
Help me
Don't give up!!
good luck, fellow robot.
>>38725580
Kind of my 2013 too
>winter: broke as hell and flunking college
>spring: got the worst job ever and failed yet another semester
>summer: parents hate me staying at their place and never leaving my room
>autumn: got better job but my car started to break-down
>winter: passed a semester of college but my car was making me broke af again
2014 was excellent though, so maybe your turn around year is soon OP
>>38725580
Why does your brother want you out?
Is it because you're not paying your part or some shit?
OMG it is really happening! It's not a meme! I will die without ever having a girlfriend, right?
>>38725577
no one cares nor does it matter
if yu cant to cry about it like a bitch go to wizardchan
I wish somebody would do a scientific study on how many people who are virgins at 25 are still virgins at 30, 35, 40, etc. I want to know what r9k's attrition rate is.
>>38725577
Yep.
31 year old virgin/never had a gf/never even talked to a girl here.
At this point I'm just so socially handicapped to have any idea how to even approach or talk to a woman so I've pretty much given up. Not that I've become asexual or never wanting a relationship, but I've essentially put it in the same category as winning the lottery or exploring intergalactic space - cool if it happens, but not keeping me up at night anymore because I know it's too unrealistic anyway.
>tfw little brother is
>taller
>deep voiced
>well endowed
All at 16
>tfw 27
How and why the fuck does this happen?
How do you know how well endowed your 16 year old brother is
>well endowed
How do you know this?
>>38725370
>How and why the fuck does this happen?
Fucking genetics. The most bullshit thing about our existence is that something completely outside our control determines what essentially we'll be like.
how do i get a bf pls rply thx
>>38725344
Make the same thread on /r9k/ 5000 times.
>>38725366
I already tried dating a robot and he was prison gay and not actually interested in me
>>38725395
What does that mean? Aren't you looking for a gay boy?
First time and I'm gonna try my hand at this. Nobody can complain, since it's MS Paint.
You're character pops into existance in a fantasy setting with nothing but a sword.
Dubs decide name and what do
>>38725315
Name: Nigger
Job: Prostitute
>>38725315
his name is fag0tou and he chops his dick off then puts it up his ass
>>38725553
roll again I guess
i want a fembot gf
im just a neet and i dont have much for hobbies other than vidya/animu and baking but im cute and nice and ill love you forever
please respond
post penis. If not 7', I will not date you
>>38725338
>post penis
no thanks
Post boipussi
if not feminine will not date.
Tell her you want to see her. It will be worth it, anon.
>>38725281
im scared she will say yes, then i'd have to commit and spend the rest of my life with her.
>>38725450
Fucking this. As soon as I asked this girl out I fucking regretted it. It meant I had to change my whole life. The thing is, it probably didn't mean I had to change much at all. It was my insecurity and anxiety that got the better of me and guess what, we broke up within two weeks.
Nobody that isn't a normie should be trying to be in a relationship. Leave it to the normies. It's only going to end in tears.
I literally did about an hour ago.
gonna go see her next weekend
:3
>they literally have a thread up about how bullying nerds is okay
>most of them will admit to having girlfriends or being non-virgins
>they legit believe in the "white genocide" meme even though white women overwhelmingly hate and reject men from non-white races.
>unironically don't bear a grudge against women who have premarital sex but hate brown guys for wanting to have sex just like they do
The whole sub is basically just chads picking on incels
>>38725278
Plus /pol/ scapegoats all of their problems on
>Muh Jews!!!!!
>>38725278
>complaining about normies outside of /r9k/
lel stay mad
because they actively recruited all of facebook and reddit onto the board