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can somebody please explain the point of /bant/?

it seems like a /pol/ colony
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>>39332280
it's basically /int/ with more shitposting and less generals.
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>>39332280
>hating on /bant/
>not wondering why monstrosities like /mu/ exist
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>>39332280
there's literally no reason for /bant/ to exist

hiro has made nothing but made bad decisions ever since he's become moderator

>have girlfriend
>No longer need a physical video or picture to masturbate too
>No longer feeding the Jew demon that is porn
Feels good. Love it. Picture no related.
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>>39332251
You no longer need this board either you normalfag
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>>39332251
nobody actually cares
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>>39332290
I am indeed going to stay here. I have been here for 4 and gonna make it to 10. Womp womp. Too bad so sad.

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>all of my oneitises are out fucking untold numbers of men and being normies

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>39332250
My are we here to feel?
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>>39332250
do you know what "one" means
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>>39332446
Kek

7299282

well this is goodbye, robots, im going to kill my elf tonight.
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rip anon's elf
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>>39332242
elves are for fug, not killing
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>>39332242
Can we see pics of your elf first?

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Is it gay if a guy dresses you up as a girl and then fucks you?

Since you are dressed up like a girl its straight right??
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I didn't realize the image was so low quality, sorry
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>>39332162
basically the more you look like a girl the straighter it gets
in fact, it can achieve levels of heterosexuality that 6/10 girls could never compete with
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Just make sure the skirt stays on.

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Hello r9k,

Tonight i come to you asking for a favour. I am set on killing myself when i turn 27 and have decided that the way to go is OD.

This is where you come in. What drugs are best to OD on? Aside the normie shit like fentanyl and stuff like that.

I wanna feel good one last time before i go...
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>>39332142
Be a hero and try to find the lethal dosage of LSD
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Hot Fudge Enema death.

they can add the whipped cream and cherries at your funeral lunch for everyone'
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Hot Fudge Enema banana boats for everyone!!!
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why do you want to end it?

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>walk into a new college class
>pick a seat next to a girl
Who else /Chad/ here?
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Does she know your name?
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>>39333102
Yeah man, we exchanged pleasantries before class started.
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>>39332044
>walk into a new college class
>pick a seat way in the back
everitime

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>here's your burger, faggot
>that'll be $5.99
>plus tip or I'll tell my boss you raped me
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wew
i could have fun with her.
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p-p-please d-don't.
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>>39332003
Fine I'll just rape you for real then.

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Are you a pedo if you want to fuck a 14 year old as a 20 y/o? Asking for a friend
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>>39331950
No. 14 year olds are at their prime and it's perfectly natural Their brains just aren't developed yet, and thus it is immoral to get them to fuck you
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>>39331950
yeah but if you have patience to wait 4 years you should be good
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>>39332014
but I won't be as attracted to her then. I mean my friend wont :^)

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>3 courses I really want to take in college are all during the same timeslot
>one is Japanese
>one is biblical studies
>one is ww2 western front history
Which one do I take?
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ww2 western front history
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>>39331834
Taking Japanese is probably worthwhile because you have other speakers to practice with. Then again, you could just watch anime... bakka.

Biblical studies is probably a waste of time. My now-wife took it in college, and her professor said some things that were astoundingly ignorant (e.g. that Milton was the first person to equate the serpent in the Garden of Eden with the Devil). Plus your professor will likely be a modernist nutcase. You wouldn't even be learning from an authentic Christian perspective. I would just self-study.

WW2 history would be a fun class... if we lived in an alternate universe where the WWII narrative wasn't so terribly distorted.
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>>39331834
Take Japanese!
You'll learn a worthwhile skill and become a better person

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/r9k/ please help me, I really need help here Im freaking out

I moved into uni today. I'm 20 but went to community college for my freshman and sophomore years. I have 4 roommates, all of them are tall black chads with hot girlfriends. I told them I'm not familiar with drinking or smoking, but they said they want to get me "drunk as fuck and high as fuck" (they're words)

I came back tonight as they were leaving and they made me drink some liquid out of solo cup. It tasted horrible. One guy showed me his joint and told me he'd make me one tomorrow.

My room smells like weed, its really strong. If my parents come they're gonna freak out, I really hope it doesn't stick to clothes.

I'm seriously freaking out here. They said tomorrow is my "intiation." I'm so terrified, I can't breath in my room, this is so bad. Fuck fuck fuck fuck what am I going to do??? I can't get in trouble or my career options are destroyed. If my parents find out they're going to kill me and theres no way I can avoid my roommates for the entire semester! Oh man please someone get me out of this place.
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I still think about when I went to college 4 year ago and failed.

I think it changed me forever and made me realize I would never make it in life.

I'm so miserable about it.
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lmao whiteboi prepare to be initiated into the cult of the BBC
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are you retarded? they're being nice to you man. Just tell them you're not interested in drinking or smoking (it's expensive as fuck, they won't ask twice), and be nice back. You've got 4 new friends

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Bailey my beautiful little girl, you blocked me. Please come back to daddy so I can blow you kisses endlessly. Daddy is waiting.

Robots, please add bailey#8569 and tell her Olive wants her back. Thank you, Robros
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I don't think this is the kind of message that will get her to unblock you, OP-kun
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>>39331775
Did she look cute? Do u have a pic of her?
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Oh no is it this bitch again

so is it gay if a girl dress you up as a girl and then fucks you?
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~THAT THIRTY ON ME YOU PLAY THESE GAMES YOU KNOW IM BOUT TO BLOW~
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>>39331760
>if a girl
It is not gay by definition. Sexually deviant, perhaps, but not gay.
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>>39331760
No, there is no male-to-male contact here. How would it ever be gay? :^)

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>being so depressed it hurts in the chest, neck, back and head
>being so depressed you actually cry constantly
>being so depressed you turn into a literal drunk drug addict
>being so depressed you use alone locked up in a rented room waiting for an OD death

How do you currently feel robots?
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>>39331674
"Champ, I remember being depressed too after my sweetheart broke up with me in college, but I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and kept on trekking through life. It's all about getting outta that shell of yours, speaking with the manager about the job, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you'll be the best hire they'll ever make."
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>>39331674
I wanna get off generic lexapro. Only take 5mg but I'm so ducking terrified of withdrawals. Been on them for 3 years too
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>>39331762
i quit that shit cold turkey its not that bad, but if you are already close to sucide i would wean yourself off of it instead,

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I FUCKING LOVE BOILED EGG
>tfw i feel gassy afterwards
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>>39331660
>I FUCKING LOVE BOILED EGG
>>tfw i feel gassy afterwards
Dumb sissy anime boi.
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>tfw no cute bf to brap on your face
why go on
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>>39331660
I bump all gay threads and this IS a gay thread

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