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>>34457656
Hit me up qt ;)

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>>34457656
Thanks, Doc.

pls support me

>>34457656
>tfw mendicant staff

>>34457625
all right im mentally prepared show it to us

>>34457625
wrong shampoo obviously plus your probably scratching up living skin, making it dead under your rough as fuck nails

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>>34457625
Might be some form of psoriasis? Do you wash yourself often or are you a filthy cunt?

I got the same shit but I'm a filthy cunt and got psoriasis in my face and hair bottom. Sometimes when I scratch my itching head it feels like something wet/blood.

Shit sucks.

Have you never heard of ASMR?

>>34457622
>ASMR
no whats that

>>34457645
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tFaqzecZR0
It's a type of videos that tend to focus on whispering or trigger noises, like tapping, turning pages, typing, etc. Roleplays with personal attention are very common. You might enjoy this one.

>>34457554
>"Shower me with compliments guys!"
Why can't white """"men"""" be more direct?

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>>34457581
Nah it's not like that, I just have rape eyes or something

I'm not gay I swear

>>34457899
Kek I thought you were a woman, with eyes like that I bet you get mistaken for a fag constantly.

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>>34457541
>tfw girls with PCOS think they're undesirable because they have PCOS
>they don't realize that this is literally some men's fetish mine
>not "desperate", just into that shit
I contacted (and fucked) a girl with PCOS from /soc/ one time, but then I lost the login info to my skype that I used to talk to her and I lost her phone # before she moved away

>tfw no PCOS gf

You think we won't know if you self post you fat cunt
Fuck off go to /soc/

>>34457541
Fucking reddit fags
Get off my board reeeeeeeeeee

>>34457520
They are prettier and not used and dried up like older women

>>34457520
more trusting, not as judgmental, and CUTE

>>34457520
They are forbidden which makes you want them more. Nice young skin not used up at all. Very innocent and not a roastie too

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>phone never rings/goes off unless mom is calling or texting me around usual hours of the day
>phone is ringing (not when mom usually texts/calls)
>it's a robocall from an out-of-town area code telling me I "won a free stay at the Mariott hotel & resort"

>>34457474
The last text I got was a week ago, and it was spam from my service provider

The thing that hurts the most is that i think i have people that remotely care about me, and im let down every single time. Then one day they're nice to me again and i get my hopes up just to have them crushed once again.
Why am i so gulible. When will i ever learn.

>>34457451
Why would you quit weed? It is one of the "healthier" vices compared to drinking and smoking cigarettes. Hell, if research is anything to go by, it might be healthy for you.

>>34457451
no just quit. Stop saying just one more time, it's not worth it.

>>34457588
>>34457599
this is why I can't make up my mind

on one hand it's not that bad, on the other it's really bad

>>34457425
Welcome to the club. It fucking sucks I can't hold a relationship with anyone. My parents are the only people that deal with me.

>>34457425
>>34457440
I would gladly date someone with BPD if we had stuff in common (like anime and vidya), but I'm a faggot. So.

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>>34457425
You'll be a nightmare to everyone who will ever care about you. Congratulations ^_^

>>34457419
>>have doctors appointment next week

Is he a kike?

>>34457419
>what should I ask her?
She'll be asking most of the questions. Your job is to answer them truthfully, and she'll help you gain better health.
She might ask you if you're sexually active.
If so, just give her the honest answer with a straight face.

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>>34457419
>What should I ask her?
Can I have a prostate exam? Four fingers pls.

>>34457393
I do it. Don't usually have success but it works now and then.

>>34457393
That's how I met my girlfriend

She's Chinese and bought me clothes, beer, and food.

Only been with her 2 months

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>>34457393
Stop starting the same thread every day.
Also, can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

Clean up. You're on the wrong side. I know you can if you tried.

>>34457333
i check your numbers, post a reply, take her knife and teleport out of both of your reaches

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>>34457333
>tfw all the "dommes" and girls into "femdom" nowadays are into pegging and violent sadism
>none of them are into pre-2010's femdom (e.g.: not cathartically projecting your daddy issues through pegging/bloodplay/sadism/torture)

>>34457329
Do you have some pictures

>>34457329
what the fuck is that? some sort of nigger disease?

>>34458029
google is a wonderful thing, anon

>>34457254
You probably just want them to fuck your ass and feel all angsty from suppressing it

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i respeckt them

I despise all fat people. Especially fat cops.

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>>34457230
No faggot fuck you
Get out of here with those fags threads

post more cornflakes

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I know how to deal with this