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>>38904270

you made out by didn't give her the dick?

guess where she got that D?

that's rite boi
that's rite.

>>38904270
>normies think their petty issues matter
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38904270
>meet perfect girl for me
>had to move far far away

on the topic of alcohol, i got shitfaced and drunk-begged pity from a fembot and that's the last time we ever "talked" (she never replied to any of those messages)

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Fuck you. I had my speakers on max because youtube is quiet as fuck for some reason

Pickle Rick premiers in 30 min:

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams

Get the fuck in here pickle rickers!!!!

>>38904502
does it start at 12:30 est?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krpm0v_486k
who here /poppunk/?
for whatever reason, this kind of music really lifts my mood. don't bully me.
I'M IN DEEP WITH THIS GIRL BUT SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND

>>38904229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLP6QluMlrg
someone needs to sample this

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>>38904373
>That autotune.

Otherwise it was nice

>>38904396

I like it.

*headlocks cameraman*

RUN, KASIA! RUN TO YOUR FREEDOM.

>nasty fish gash
>no boipussy


GTFO SLUT!

>>38904155
BAAAAAARRRRRPPPPPP

i'm trying not to fap tonight, fuck you faggot

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one! Not even my parents know of mine though, It's on the inside of my foreskin...

>>38904125
nobody will care, i have the same

>>38904125
You gave me a new anxiety and now I need to get a razor

>>38904088
women have no group loyalty
all women are controlled by a single collective mind

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>>38904123
>women have no group loyalty
>also women collectively fuck over men whenever they work together

Of course women aren't afraid. No female immigrants are coming.

if you like traps you are fucking gay

Asian traps are disgusting.

>>38904100
>>38904105
You're both retarded.
Original

>>38904067
Try cuddling together, that will give you idea whether you want it or not I guess.

>>38904067
Try it anon, just tell him upfront you've never done it before and dont know if it is for you or not :) Just dont be a whore and put out on the first date ;)

That's extremely homosexual, I don't approve.

jesus, just delete this pathetic thread you fucking losers

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>>38904065
What are you even complaining about?
Actually don't answer that.

Should I go to Thailand or Japan this winter?
I've been to both before so I have a decent idea of what the prostitution scene is like in both countries.
I just can't decide if I want many cheap ugly whores or a few expensive good looking ones.

met up with a fat 70yo off CL when i was 19 met him at a shitty hotel, asked him to take a shower and stole the money out of his wallet and ran.

this was before google voice, he kept on calling me saying that i'd be on the no fly list (told him i needed money for my european vacation)

heh thought it was pretty funny at the time, looking back i probably could've been killed or involved in a prostitution sting

>>38903977
at least stream it when you go berserk anon!

a semi full of anvils!

The only factor, from a physics standpoint, is the mass of the vehicle. That's why that dude in France used a semi truck that one time.

I blow my rape whistle.

good grief. finally A GIRLFRIEND

>>38903956
Use Axii and tell her to leave me alone

>>38903892
i have this same exact problem and i got halfway through bloodborne 2 weeks ago and stopped then about 75% done with persona 5 and stopped a few days ago

just play tf2 not some dumb singleplayer

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>>38903892
>JRPG
>Slice of life high school simulator
>Dating simulator
>fun

You picked the wrong game if you wanted to enjoy yourself kiddo.

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bless up baby

>>38903897
Everyday l'm shufflin'

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>>38903847
>post images you relate to in this thread
Here

>>38903835
Old school is vastly superior but still not as good as it was ten years ago. Earning bonds takes some time if you're starting from scratch, just focus on having fun in the f2p game for now. If you amass the gp for a bond (2.5mil last time I played), make sure you save some capital so that you can earn back the next bond even more quickly. Once you've been a member for a month you'll probably find a method to quickly grind out a bond in just a weekend or so.

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>>38904239
Thank you !
Another question , which server should i choose as an north african?
germany or Uk ?

>>38904370
Go with UK. If you prefer English. Euro servers are usually trash regardless of what you use

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>>38903813
>6'10"
Super Freak!
Super Freak!
You super freaky, yow!

>>38903813
At 6'10 you're just too tall. Unless you're a basketball player or a massive wrestler you're just a strange and awkward person.

>>38903813
If you get big no one will fuck with you
I'm manlet tier (6'1) so you better use your power wisely