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It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
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>>35343729
>As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
>as sure as a mountain rises like a mountain above the Serengeti
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>>35343729
Traveling in a fighter convey
On a hippie trail head full of zombie
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Watch the steps
Get a drink, have a good time now
Welcome to paradise, paradise, paradise
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Since I left you
I found the world so new
I found the world so new
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
Since I left you
I found the world so new
Everyday
I found the world so
I found the world so new
I found the world so
I found the world so new
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hey anon, so glad you could come to blizzcon with us, this is my boyfriend tyrone.
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>>35343706
lol both of them are pretty ugly lmao
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>>35343706
He doesn't look very happy about that.
>Be me
>18 year old male w latina gf
>Doing anal on couch
>Fuckyea.jpg
>Pull out
>She shits all over
>Panic, parents coming home soon
>Blame it on dog
>Parents put dog down
>Cause of death: Anal Explosion
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>>35343658
All I got out of this is that you're a normie and need to fuck off
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>>35343658
>>Parents put dog down
made me laugh
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>>35343658
You should report this to homicide, I didn't think people referred to Hispanics as dogs.
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Tit thread desu
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Im not the only one who loves when they are smooshed together, and the pointy ends really have a chance to stick out, right?
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Also love it when they are allowed to swing around freely. Gives them that much more, freedom, lets say.
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Or when they're just really set in motion, in general.
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Robots, What's your excuse for not having a license?
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>>35343607
I'm too poor to afford a car anyways
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>>35343607
None. In fact I have a driver license and an airfield driving license.
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>>35343607
Terrified of driving
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>having a shower
>brother and his friend put dog in bathroom while I'm busy jacking off and cleaning myself
>after I let the dog out and finish showering I go to my room
>they start throwing shit at my window
>ignore it
>at supper I call him out on his shit in front of our parents and threaten to fight him if he keeps fucking with me
>my parents get involved and start shitting on him for being an asshole
Who was in the wrong here? I feel kinda bad that my parents got involved I would have rather just told him to fuck off myself. Should I have just ignored him all together? Did I create unnecessary drama?
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Why do you hate your dog anon
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>>35343629
My doggo is a top lad
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>>35343640
But you kicked him out of your bathroom
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What were you like as a kid /r9k/?
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>>35343565
Depressed and lonely, so the same as now
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>>35343565
I should've been a trap sewer than later.
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>>35343565
Pretty much the same as I am now but less self aware.
>poor social skills, although it was less noticeable since everyone else was retarded too
>prone to emotional outbursts
>unable to do basic math/english/science, had to go to special ed
>mfw I'm pic related
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>no skinny gf to beat the shit out of and generally abuse and physically project my hatred of the world on her thin delicate body
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>>35343516
you're sick, seek help
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>>35343530
Fuxk you you're sick
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Girls like a penis with texture.... right?
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>>35343494
wtf habben your dicc
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what caused that? Did your parents sacrifice the skin to foreskin god?
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Your penis is a fucking desert. Disgusting. I wouldn't want that anywhere near my vagina.
>he is not a neet
explain yourself
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>>35343491
Both of my parents passed away and I have too many bills so its not an option anymore.
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>>35343491
Is this some sort of a live action version of Welcome to the NHK?
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>>35344095
Nah i'm pretty sure its from one of those documentaries about hikikomori not sure which one though.
"Anon, take off my dress. You're stretching it."
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>>35343475
fuck off with this dirty Tatar whore
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>>35343475
It's been a while since the last time I saw a Katya poster. Did they finally die out?
>text a girl
>she doesnt reply in hours
>she is active in social media right now
I FUCKING HATE GIRLS
why most you do this to me?
why are you so beautiful?
I'm lossing my mind!
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>>35343472
THERE ARE PEOPLE I HAVENT TEXTED BACK IN MONTHS OR DAYS SO STOP BEING A BITCH FAG.
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you needy needy fucker
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>girl texts me
>i don't reply
>i am active in social media
The above happens all the time for me.
Do you wanna know why i do it?
Because the girl is boring.
I have to keep the conversation going.
I have to keep her entertained.
I have to be perfect for her and show no vulnerabilities.
Fuck all that. I'd rather just play some games.
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>finish wiping chest
>ctrl + h
>"clear all from: last hour"
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>>35343469
>finish loading shotgun
>ctrl+h
>"clear browsing history from: the beginning of time"
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>>35343469
>not fapping and shitposting on a private window browser
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>he doesn't still use incognito mode out of habit
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>pizza will arrive soon
>I'll have to interact with a human being briefly and give them a tip
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How much was the pizza, friend?
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>>35343387
$28 but I got a chicken parm with it
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>>35343465
So how much in all?
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>"Thanks for the lovely evening, but Tyrone and Jamal will be riding me home.. I mean giving me a ride home :)"
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>>35343351
> tfw a bald black guy with one leg pulls better pussy than you
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b-but no
whites are the most desirable race, remember?
look at this graph from online dating, it proves it. you really want me, just admit it already.
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If only you'd do me the honor of being your black cock cleanup boy milady.
*tips fedora*