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how do I get over fear of talking to people online? I can only text-chat.

This a good first step learning how to make friends? I know if I'm 21 and can't even talk to poeple on discord I'm pretty far gone, but it's mainly my awful voice that makes me anxious around people.

Please don't post if you've never experienced real social anxiety or being a loner.
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tfw I spent 500 seeing a speech therapist and she was only willing to recognise one of my lisps. Maybe I need an acting coach to fix this? I have an 's' lisp and a really nerdy voice with an american accent (I'm Eurofag - people have asked me irl if I grew up in America it's really humiliating).
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Are you on Random discord by chance? They have a couple rooms limited to only 5 people, but a lot of them are pretty cancer. As expected from 4chan at least.

Anyways, truly it is difficult, and self motivating yourself is always the hardest part. You'll typically need someone you like to say, "Hey man, come on. Let's VC it will be chill" or something of the sort, games could possibly help too as long as you're not playing with assholes you can just say a small bit of useful info for whatever needs to be done if your team is lost, or don't know where an enemy is.
There's no easy way of doing it.
Can't answer that much because I'm worse than you.
I actually refuse to get into discord and IRC circlejerks that are killing 4chan desu.
>I know if I'm 21 and can't even talk to poeple on discord I'm pretty far gone

But anyway, I guess you gotta fix your voice a lot and I hope you don't fucking breathe from your mouth OP.
Good luck with making good friends OP.

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What advice would you give your son for browsing 4chan, hypothetically? Assume you want him to browse 4chan.
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I don't, I never mention it and make him learn by himself.

I'm not a shitty parent that will make their own son an outcast virgin neckbeard that was kicked out of the whole society.
>Assume you want him to browse 4chan.
ERRRRRRRT. Try again mother fucker.
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To hoard dank frog maymays

>Always hit me and my brother (and years later i found that my mom too)
>It wasn't just a disciplinary smack, they were grueling sessions of belting, yelling that left pitch black bruises, and belt marks all over our backs and more than half of the times for no reason at all basically (you spoke at the dinner table, stop laughing)
>Always an abusive prick to my mom, disrespected her all the time
>Guy was basically a NEET for years because he couldn't finish college twice and couldn't hold a job because he felt too righteous to clean a toilet or do any kind of physical job
>Always felt so righteous being a 'present parent' since his father wasn't around his childhood, and he felt that just being around was doing us a favor and everything had to be perfect
>Basically tried to made me and my brother violent pieces of shit, and he partially succeeded, we had trouble at every single school because we tried to solve every problem like him, beating the fuck out of others
>After me and my brother kicked his ass, he left us alone, we basically learned to live without him
>I'm 20 now, I could care less about him, Dad finally went and finished college, got a good job and his abusive autism calmed a bit
>He's still rude and arrogant but since he just watches TV all day we can easily ignore him
>But I just found out he's cheating on my mom, accidentally read a text he got from some skank on his job, the motherfucker couldn't just abuse her, leech off her money and disrespect her for years, he had to betray her too, and his family

That's just some of the crap he pulled on us, he basically judged us if we were happy.

Unsure of what to do, I guess after years my family is rather stable, my mom seems tranquil, but I feel like shit, and like I'm betraying her by withholding her this information, once I out this, war's back on, my Dad will chimp out and try to destroy us, it's basically pick the red or blue pill, need some advice, to hear some opinions.
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>could care less about him
I meant on my daily rutine, he's just there doing nothing, of course I will always hate him

Think more of helping your mom than getting revenge on your father. Once you have found a way to make sure she can't get into a crossfire in your "war" then you're good to more openly execute a plan to get back on him

While I can understand how badly you want to fuck him up, think of her well-being, be patient

With that said, she deserves to know the truth. It's way easier to be honest about this whole ordeal so you don't get tangled in lies until you're stuck

Good luck

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ITT we try to be as reddit as possible.
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DAE hate Trump?

Edit: thanks for the gold, fuck the alt right
who else is hyped for guardians of the galaxy 2? it looks fucking epic
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we cant have nice things and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. Youre doing Gods work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so Ill allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I cant fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so Ill see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so thats enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I dont even know how is this wtf? This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.
Since rule #1 is "be attractive", I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.

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>tfw shy timid virgin
>tfw no fembot gf to teach me to do lewd stuff with her
please send help
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I feel you. I want an experienced girl to be the one to make the moves. Basically role reversal. Ive always tried to find those but I end up having to take the reins.
I think the ideal would be someone with slightly more experience than you. Enough to help you know what to do, but not so much that expect a lot of you.
>5 years going
I'm starting to sense a theme on this board.

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What rhymes with 'bubble gum'?
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bubble fun
rubble rum
Trouble cum

Like, when you realize that nigga got AIDS

>reduced sexual pleasure
>latent childhood psychological trauma if done at birth
>looks ugly

Cutfags are objectively worse off. Bow down to your uncut overlords.
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>looks ugly
It is waaay harder to be a dom if circumsized desu
>looks ugly
Absolutely not true. I'm perfectly happy with my circumcised dick. Easier to clean too. True it is unnecessary, but it doesn't really matter one way or another. I don't know why people get so triggered about it. I don't care whether you circumcise your kid or not.

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Hey robots, I just got home and I'm conflicted to say the least. The day started with me hanging out with some neets from here, until they invited this fagboy who we'll call T. I've been straight my whole life to the point where not even shemale stuff interests me, so I talked to him and it was innocent for a while. Cut to around 10 pm where we got drunk and to make a long story short, we fooled around hard and basically went on a date after until about 2:30. I don't know how to feel, being gay isn't a bad thing to me but i just don't see how I never felt this about guys before. Before anyone asks, I was drunk but spent most of our time sober and aware. He is very feminine but not trap mode, it's obvious he's a guy.
I don't know if I want to pursue a relationship and be judged, but at the same time I am no longer KHHV. What do?
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Sorry for wall of text.
TL;DR is that I fell for a gay boy and I'm not sure how to feel or what to do.
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Suck your friend and let him cum in your mouth. Be his way of discharging his lust and stress, you'll find a purpose in life by doing that, while feeling good at the same time.
He's a virgin so we aren't even close to that stuff yet, and he's a bottom anyway. I still want to succc him just to see what it's like

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>tfw you go to a walk in fast food joint and you're hungry as fuck so you order 3 people's like worth of food and when you're checking out, pretend you're looking at a text from someone about what they want to eat.

Also fat feels Thread.
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>tfw you go to a walk in fast food joint
I bet you fucking did a year worth of excercise fatass
>order 3 people's like worth of food and when you're checking out, pretend you're looking at a text from someone about what they want to eat.
Nobody is going to believe you have social life, you easily are eating over 3k calories in one sit, you piece of shit.

>fat feels
All of you will die sooner or la- owait
Why would even do that? How about simply not giving a shit? As if that person on the counter already didn't know that your going to shove that shit inside you alone.
Had a can of thuna today (170kcal), a 300kcal veggie stew and another 300kcal worth of vegetables with non fat fresh cheese planned for dinner.
It's day 8 of the diet. THIS time I'm going to make it for real, lads.

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red flags for guys
>he wears long socks
>he doesn't change jeans every week
>he's a janitor
>he plays video games instead of being productive
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>long socks
Hold up nigga how is someone gonna wear boots without long socks?

Plus changing jeans every week? Who doesnt change them at least 3/4 times a week?
>instead of being productive

Please elaborate..
This sounds like you're describing someone you know personally. Did you get rejected by a janitor?

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>normal day
>i get hungry
>i want chicken tendies
>"mom, where are the tendies"
>my good boy points show that i deserve them
>"sorry son, but you ain't getting tendies"
>no hope, no tendies
>"please can i have the tendies?"
>"no son"
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>tfw >double greentext
>i >know >right
>triple greentext >REEEEEEE
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S-stop that! T-that's illegal you c-cuck!

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My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.

I don't want to go to this shithole
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Didn't they say this a week ago? I remember this post
You post this every day, are you trying to make it a meme
Oh look it's this thread again.

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Post results here

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I'm INTP, taking that aspie shit now
Can this be today's INTF containment thread?
Here a bunch of shit that doesn't really and truly define a person in any way.

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Anon! It's blazing hot outside! Why are you still wearing your shirt?
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So you can take it off ;-)
tfw cold unless its 120 f
>I have Marfan Syndrome and can't afford the surgery to fix it

Feels fucking bad man. If not for that I'd have no problem.

>girlfriend of a year and a half said she loved me but couldn't be in a serious relationship with me anymore
She'd said it back in February so I said I was going to go ahead and move on and she got mad and changed her mind I suppose.
This time she said it again, I'd just taken her out to this upscale restaurant and I just didn't expect it so after the date I cut contact completely.

I still don't know what to make of it, but I can't help feel like she's trying to move on but doesn't want me to or won't let me do the same.

Did I deal with it right?
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OP here, I love her a whole lot and I just don't understand because she'll tell me she loves me and cares about me but can't be with me because of my anger, but the thing is what makes me angry is her cheating on me or blowing me off consistently to be with her friends who hate me.

This isn't the first time we've gone through this, and despite me blocking her on everything I know that she will find a way to contact me somehow and try to get back together or at least make amends, but I don't want any of that anymore. I just want to be left alone.
No you should have told her to stop wasting your time instead of cutting contact completely
She cheated on you and you're still in a relationship with her?

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