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>>35584033
Never too fat if you love your girl, but still you should take care of her health like saying to get into some sports as well, not calling her fat but you love her so much you care for her health as well.

But for the dating scene that you might be asking, maybe your pic is the ultimate limit if she has nice tits and face like that, fat and no tits is literal eye cancer

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>>35584033
this is the easiest way I can put it for you

I also thought I'd never get a chance to post this

>>35584033
besides the belly thats a girl id take on a date a few times, maybe pump and dump or a short term thing desu. i know her type so its one or the other, not trying to settle down.

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>>35584015
jesus christ nigger slow the fuck down. okay so you missed the payment, they're gonna fine you for that. Not sure how much, could be $30 or so. depends. now worse than that is your credit score is gonna take a hit. not a big one, but a hit nonetheless.

OR your credit card isn't even registering the payment since the debt was put on too close to the due date. In that case no worries. Either way just throw in like $20 a month, they don't expect you to pay the whole thing back at once. Kind of weird not having a minimum amount due but that makes me think the card hadn't accounted for the recent purchase. Regardless, really not a big deal. If there's like a single problem just go to your bank and they'll explain it to you. They're not gonna sweat you over $300 and if there's something fucked going on they'll adjust it.

>>35584015
You shouldn't buy things you can't afford. I pay my credit card off in full every month. So consistently that my bank keeps increasing my limit without asking me. Banks are literally making a living off of stupid people like you.

Ignore the other guy.

Payments are due the same time every single month. It doesn't matter when the purchase was made.

And this month's payment covers last month's activity.

Since the minimum payment is $0, you won't need to pay anything at all this month. The minimum you need to pay is $0.

Next month you'll have a new minimum payment and the due day will be one month since the last due date.

All bills work like this.
Welcome to adulthood

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>>35583984
>family tells me in order to help get rid of it you have to stop eating junk food
false. it is a genetic condition. the inflammation can be partially alleviated by a perfect diet void of sugars and carbohydrates, but the psoriasis will remain.

but yeah, psoriasis is partially why I am a robot

>dad has psoriasis
>i already inherited his acne which was 10x worse for me

if i started getting this shit i'd really consider death, i already hate myself

I have something called inverse psoriasis where I get rashes in the nooks and crannies of my body. Heat seems to trigger it. I can't take hot showers anymore. It mostly stays at a low level but flare ups make it seem like my crotch is on fire.

>>35583943
fat people disgust me

>>35583971
If you're being serious, could you explain why? Genuinely curious.

why would a chubby girl want me either senpai

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>>35583932
What're you talking about, anon?

>>35583932
sounds like it's time for a greentext, anon

>>35583932
oh hi originalmark

p-pleasd someone post their art.

>>35583885
needs loomis that's not the way human bodies are shaped

>>35584387
Whats Loomis?
I n3ed any help.i can get

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>>35583693

Just hang your clothes around the apartment and never use that thing, supposedly it doesn't wear the clothes so much either.

I moved in with a friend after college and it's no better. He leaves chicken bones and leftover pizza sitting out for months at a time. Never uses a trash can, when he does throw out his crap he puts it in a trash bag then leaves the bag sitting in the house for another week before he takes it out. The tile and carpet is so crusty and sticky I can't walk barefoot anywhere but my own room. I'd clean the floors myself but it's covered in his trash. Also never cleans the bathroom. I wouldn't care because I'm in my room 95% of the time but if I bring a grill over we have to go through the rest of the house to get to the bedroom.

>>35583693
The normies know very well how to clean out a lint trap. But they decide to not do it because we live in a society where everybody is a special little snowflake (narcissist) and below such kind of chore.
There are robot peasants or whatever unfortunate sucker comes after me for that, is what they think.

>>35583603
Of course. They don't let me live alone after I tried to kill myself freshman year of college and I've never brought home a girl or mentioned speaking to any (I haven't)

>>35583663

Did you tell them? Or did they figure it out?

They probably do considering my lack of wanting a gf
My dad stopped asking a while ago (don't know when) but my mom asked maybe four months ago so I guess she hasn't given up

>>35583448
Literally who fucking gives a shit dude

>>35583457
roger thats nobody

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>>35583457

Oh, ya..I forgot all the Mexichan posters got banned from /r9k/.

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I've got lots of stuff and take requests what are we looking for tonight?

>>35583344
Wow really would be something if there was a porn board for this hm now would it

>>35583344
wow I'm not really into lactation but those are some big ass cow titties

>>35583325
stop stealing other people's shit

>>35583325
Is it fulla dope?

open it dummy

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>>35583307
Does the pic related help?

>>35584195
no you asshole all of them are columns how would it help

>>35584195
Lol thanks bud

(Not op)

I know she's just trying to encourage you to interact with others who can provide notes and help study and stuff as the course goes on
BUT
fuck that bitch.

You did try. You did good, anon. Patontheback.

>>35583265
It is alright, you will get the last laugh when everyone else gets crushed on the exam

>>35583265
next time just pull up a chair, barge your way in

>>35583242
i have a lazy eye OP. it only drifts off sometimes though luckily, but it's still noticeable when it does happen. i'm really insecure about it.

>>35583242
>>35583272

if i was you guys i would literally just wear a fucking eyepatch. gotta be worth the no depth perception.

then if people ask about it you can just lie or pull it up and go "now you tell me which looks cooler."

>>35583313
How long do you generally have to wear the eye patch for?

>>35583207
The ones I know hate white guys, they're attracted to Mediterranean men the most

>>35583238
Southern Europeans are white.

Yes. Now get off r9k.