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Do you think they're fucking?
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No, you sicko! He has a selection of top grade puss when the time comes!
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No.
If anything I think she wants to save him from his dad. In a couple of years once this presidency thing ends she'll write a book and appear on shows talking about how awful Donald was to the both of them.
He'll probably take his dads side though
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>>39241740
No and you have extreme mental issues. Get some help.
Post the most autistic and robotic name you can think of
Caleb!
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Alek
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>>39241694
Barron, Nathan, Eugene, Quentin
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Derek
>>39242691you just can't do anything right can you
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I give up, it's impossible to get a girl, they'll just bunch of superficial assholes
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Yeah, no shit.
That's why everybody jokes about not understanding women's minds, it's cause it's not a joke.
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>>39241719
i dont want to undersand them, i just fucking hate them at this point!
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Western women are trash. Just try for a foreign girl.
Or maybe make yourself a better person. A respectable member of your community. That's an option too.
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>at college orientation
>pretty much every girl was with a guy
How could this happen on the first day when no one knows each other?
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>>39241583
What country?
Besides most of those guys with girls from HS will end up breaking up.
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>>39241597
Burger.
Is there some secret hookup club that I don't know about?
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If you haven't noticed yet, you lack something that people are supposed to have.
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enough browsing anonwagie, mr shekelstein needs you tomorow to generate shekels, 6.30 sharp, wagecuck.
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>>39241506
Thisis as inevitable as the judgement day.
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>>39241506
starting an apprenticeship in 7 hours and have to get in some random guys van and talk to him like a normal person. How am I meant to sleep when all I an think about is how much I'm going to sperg out?
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>>39241506
>tfw drug trafficker
Stay mad salty NEET and dont forget to tip off the FBI
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Any robots here who waste their money on hookers?
I have terrible problem with this. Really.
They said it's easier to be deprived of sex when you're virgin, and they were right.
I was 21 when I did break finally and decided that the one think I do is to ever get a pussy with my terrible social anxiety is to pay for it. I hoped a little, it will be some turning point and allow me to become more confident and able to communicate, and maybe get some girls without cheat mode.
Obviously, it didn't.
Now I can't hold myself. I'm constantly low on cash, university student in shitty slavcountry, yet I can't stop myself from attending to some whore averagely once per two months. It doesn't seem a lot but poorfag as I am, it blows away smething like 20% of my total "income". And while it doesn't seem very often, in the meanwhile i have odbreaks on tension that end in fapping to mediocre images on hooker ad site. - It's not the fact that they are exceptionally sexy - it's just being conscious that I'd only need to throw some cash to have them.
It's also not that good. I mean, sometimes it was good, sometimes terribly bad, never close to real fulfillment. But it pulls me anyway.
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Implying a gf would be a less waste of money
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yes I regularly blow money on expensive hookers, has cost me at least $20k at this point and I am a complete poorfag too. and the worst part is I've never gotten to actual sex yet because I get too anxious. I think I won't do it again though, probably because I have no money left.
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Black robot here, also addicted to hookers but it's a lot harder for me to pick ones because
>SORRY NO AA
Bitch if I want to rob you I'll lie about being black over the phone and fucking rob you, go fuck yourself
Regardless I end up fucking a hooker once or twice a month and I'm completely addicted to it. It's the only sex I've had since 2006
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Why did you guys fall for traps instead of reverse traps?
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>>39241396
post moar, do you know some henati with reverse traps, it seems like a fetish of a thinking man
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>>39241396
Reverse traps are the greatest thing to ever grace mankind
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>>39241451
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=reverse_trap
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=tomboy
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>youtube demonetized my Youtube channel
Guess I have to start making videos for "fun" now.
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>>39241384
that sucks. youtube seems like a shitshow lately. what was the reason?
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>>39241394
Saying how much I love BBC I guess violated their ToS like what the fuck it's a free country
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>>39241384
One word. Patreon.
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Would you fuck this black girl bros? Would you give her a white baby?
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She's not black, she's clearly some sort of spic or arab
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>>39241963
She's over 30% black. She posted her 23andme results.
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>>39241963
Wrong.
totally original and not posted already
>on daily bus drive to school
>decide to sit next to this cute girl
>i've seen her a little around school, seems very lonely and keeps to herself
>she's reading, but smiles as I sit, probably happy that someone is siting next to her
>"What are you reading?"
>She looks up from her book, grateful that someone is interacting with her
>"Oh, it's just a post-apocalyptic novel about-"
>"Eh. Sounds stupid"
>Pull out cigarette, I stare at her expectedly
>"Well? You got a light?"
>"N-no..."
>"Great. Of course you don't."
>Put cigarette back into pocket
>Pull out a ziploc bag of cheerios, start eating them
>"You want some?"
>"Thanks anon!"
>She goes to grab some
>I violently pull the bag away from her
>"I asked if you WANTED some, not that you COULD have some"
>"S-sorry..."
>"You should be" I say, to the deafening crunch of cheerios
>"...Why are you being so... mean to me...?"
>"Mean!? Like what, like how your daddy is to your mommy?!"
>She looks shocked
>"Oh yeah, I know all about their arguments at home"
>She becomes visibly upset
>"I know they're going through their divorce, the whole school knows. God you really are clueless."
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>"No...I-...I just like these books..."
>"You probably think it's all your fault too. They're having troubles with their marriage because you weren't the sweet little girl they thought you'd be."
>"...Please...stop..."
>"What was it? The way they never talk to you when you get home?"
>"...stop..."
>"Or was it the constant fights they would get in late at night while you tried to sleep?"
>"...stop...!"
>"I know, it's all the times at dinner when y-"
>"STOP!"
>Whole bus is silent
>Tears are flowing down her eyes
>Realize what I've done
>"...I-...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. I don't know what came over me."
>We stare into each-others eyes for a moment
>She has a look on her face that just kills me, so innocent, so ready to forgive
>I pull out a napkin and wipe away her tears
>She nods thankfully, we share no words for a few moments
>Eventually hand here some cheerios
>"Here. Take some."
>She smiles and goes to take some
>"Psych!" I close my fist and break the cheerios into a fine dust, rubbing the grains in her face
>Her tears run down my hands as I cover her face with the dust
>"Pathetic."
>She spends the rest of the drive staring out the window with cheerio dust on her face, as I happily eat the rest of the bag
>We arrive at school
>I get up and throw the empty ziploc bag at her face
>"Adios, bitch"
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so you wish to be a cunt but are too insecure so you go onto the internet to type out imaginary stories about you being badass?
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>>39241139
Well that was boring. Just you wasting someone's time
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So how many of you guys know what and what not to do when it comes to women and being social
>Make eye contact but not too much eye contact
>Small talk is good
That's pretty much it from me
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>>39240952
Follow the 69 rule. Treat a 6 like a 9 and treat a 9 like a 6. When it comes to complimenting, compliment the 6 on a small change in her appearance (new hair, flattering dress, etc.) to make it seem like you care and are paying attention to her, and compliment the 9 on something that is particular to her person, but is not connected to her appearance ("you're pretty clever", "you have a childish but endearing sense of wonder", "I like how you worded that", "you have great taste in movies/music/etc, can you recommend me some stuff?").
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>>39241109
This seems like it would only work on really shallow people but I'll keep it in mind nonetheless.
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>>39240952
I do but I refuse to play their game. I force them to play my game which pisses them off like nothing else in this world. I've never seem women get as angry over anything else than my tacit rejection of their games and expecting them to play mine.
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SJW hamplanets on the internet keep calling me cute
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>>39240933
Avoid them then, crying anon
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>>39240933
same but I get called handsome by 50+ women
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>>39240933
Date a cute fatty, anon. Just use her correct pronouns
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What age were you when you lost all passion and stopped having hobbies?
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>>39240921
Your threads are becoming stale K! Step it up nigga. You're starting to repeat yourself
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19 I would say. It's when I stopped swimming against life.
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>>39240961
whO Is K?
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If you were a serial killer
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What would you say before killing a normie?
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>>39240901
I'll take a pic of it happening
Wish me luck
Liam out
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why would I want to say anything? would probably even fuck up to say what I already sorted and prepared
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>>39240901
nothin personnel kiddo
ready cheshire
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>Actually talk to someone at school
>have friendly conversation
>he is surprisingly nice
>he starts talking about all the drugs he does
>I nod and act like I know what he was talking about
>"oh hey anon, ill hit you up this weekend and we can do some LSA"
>explains wtf LSA is to me
>tell him sure why not
Wtf do I do now? I have literally done nothing but a few shots of alchohol, not even weed.
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offering drugs is a form of broshop. he thinks your cool
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>>39240906
Yeah but he also just met me today. Isn't that a little odd...or no?
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>>39240856
He's gonna diddle you too