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>My gf can be a silly goose. She doesn't trust her emotions
>Last night she texts me essentially saying its over because of her emotions and "You might not change."
>I am pretty buzzed and not thinking right. Usually I would realize she is just bring a silly goose and patpat her head.
>Being buzzed and on my pc I go o to facebook and end the relationship status without realizing what that symbolizes for her. Or how it might affect her.
>I dont use social media. It makes no sense to me. Literally social media retarded and drunk.
> She is hardcore on social media. Extremely popular and connected.
>She gets a shit storm because it broadcasts our relationship as over.
>She has to deactivate her FB because it is too much.
>I am buzzed and depressed. i pass out without even thinking how this might annoy her.
>Be me. Wake up today. Shes pissed. Thinks i did it on purpose.
I am firmly in the dog house.. so dang sad.

Moral of my event? Dont touch facebook when buzzed. Dont make decisions or talk abiut relationship when buzzed. Relationships are fun but so dang difficult..

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Ok. I. Done. Dont know if anyone read but hopefully someone learns. Mhm mhm

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>>35161026
Textless posts are not allowed on this board, so I added an image to ensure the reaction be simple.

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>>35161026
great thread. No one appreciates originality here anymore

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>>35161026
You believe you are a bigger fan of biggie cheese than me, you plebe? I have everything from biggie cheese, you little bitch. I have everything, even the old school vinyls from back in '94. You think your biggie cheese expertise is EVEN CLOSE to the same level as mine? GUESS AGAIN BITCH CUNT. Biggie cheese has been my idol since I was a drop of semen entering my mother's vagina, you miserable cunt. Don't even respond to this post, you unworthy cunt.

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Just joined, it's actually my first day using Discord and it's pretty fantastic, community seems comfy af. Played league with another robot a few hours ago and the voice chat is flawless.

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very friendly community!

>>35160990
9 years* my math is shit

>>35160990
>calling "god" a normie for giving an autist melanoma
>not get a bad mole you've known about for SEVERAL FUCKING YEARS checked out

this is all your fault OP hope it was worth it

>>35160990
If it is any consolation you have just kicked me up the ass a little.

It is true, we are mortal and shit like this happens and I should start taking life a little more seriously, thx

>>35160953
Are you me?

My ass stinks no matter what. I take a shower head to it multiple times daily but it always reaches the point where I can smell it within hours.

>>35160953
try putting a teaspoon of baking soda in your diaper, helps somewhat

have you tried drinking bleach? apparently that really cleans your body from the inside out

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I'm serious. Someone give me some tips.

>>35161473

If you're alright with face and weight like that just become the alpha nerd in some dnd or tabletop group while being at least slightly fit.

>>35160890
I'm sorry you have to go through this , anon. Also , why aren't your mother and sister working? Are they disabled or something?

>>35160915

My mother works 10 hours a day, which is why I don't really argue when she asks for money. My sister usually cares after the house.

It's a sad situation for us all, but after so long I just can't keep doing it.

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i wana fuck a pusy

I wanna shoot my school up but have no access to any fucking firearms

>>35160892
I've prescribed you with an overdose of painkillers.

>>35160848
if i was a woman i would've killed myself knowing i'll always be a second-class citizen for the rest of my life and there's nothing i can do about it

>>35160848
>Being proud of being average

Fuck me m8, just end your life lol.

>>35160696
Greenland has like 10,000 people maximum. Who even gives a shit what happens to that shitty ice wasteland

Greenland is actually no where near the size of Australia. It's impossible to accurately describe a globe in a two dimensional image. Most map projects overstate the size of things at the poles. In fact Greenland covers 836,330 square miles and is part of the nation of Denmark. By comparison, Australia covers 2,969,907 square miles.

The distinction between Europe and Asia isn't a physical one. It's only a cultural and historic one.

>>35160696

The very facts that you have asserted, OP, are in point of actual fact, a matter of contention among geographers. You can readily find geographers who will instead insist, for certain purposes, on Eurasia. Meanwhile, for others, Australia is, rather than being a continent, the largest island. The seven-continent model has plenty of learned objectors.

A big part of all of this, however, is of course culture and the history of human migration. Europe is a particular, relevant place where a lot of history was won, and it's a good ways away from most of the rest of that fuckhuge thing called Asia, so naturally as Europeans put taxonomy on the world, they thought of themselves as an equal geographic place to the rest of these places. Hence also the traditional Europe-top-center world maps.

What happened in Greenland, ever? A handful of vikings visited a millenium ago, and some eskimos came to live. A continent is thus, forgive the undergrad-phrase, to some extent "socially constructed", as a large, culturally relevant patch of land, rather than being merely a patch of land-except when the obviousness and bigness of the thing is such that it cannot be denied, e.g. Antarctica.

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whatever anons

very nice story, although im afraid having a gf makes you a normie

>dude you can get a gf who'll accept you for your shortcomings if you just go to church lmao
You forgot the part where you have to be born white

>>35160370
shit nigger, voice not face

i hate this shit so much too

>oh youd love concerts you just you dont like it because youve never been
bitch id rather be in my room listening to some flaxx with my headphones that beibg in a group of people that dont care about me and vice reversa and not hearing the music clearly

Asians: ugly as shit. I don't care how hard anyone tries to convince me otherwise, but they are all ugly in my eyes no exception.

>>35160341
Jews: they need to be exterminated, for the good of the human race.

>>35161041
That's an opinion anon. Not factual.

>>35160332
Same here, I'm completely straight. I only jerk off too the most feminine penises and boipucci

/R9k/ is an /lgbt/ meme

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