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Just like many I needed to put 0 effort to have my average be nearly perfect

I never learned to work hard and combined with pressure from my mother and constant anxiety I just gave up on trying.
Turned out lazy, unmotivated and depressed

in 1st-4th i went to a gifted class once a week where we learned about "fun" topics, in 5th and 6th it was full time and seemed like regular school but harder, i became dumb again in middle school and school though

>>36870323
>where we learned about "fun" topics

We never had any "fun" topics in my class. We did this thing every week where we had to do a class discussion on events in the news and on politics or something. I always got low marks because the teacher said my "contribution" to the discussion wasn't good enough, but I just didn't give a shit because I only cared about video games.

>>36870202
Perfect height to be a girl. Just transition, anon.

>>36870202
>>170 cm
What is that measure in Freedom Units?

>>36870392
https://www.google.com/search?q=170+cm+in+feet+and+inches

>>36870198
>i liked it
get the fuck off 4chan you fucking white guilt cuck

>>36870198
Honestly i was not a fan at all i hate it but i cant stop watching it i have made several threads about this show and i fucking hate it but at the same time i cant stop watching it reeeeee

>>36870198
It's shit.
You "really liked" shit.
How do you feel, knowing that you probably have a scat fetish.

>>36870108
only girls cut themselves on their thighs you fucking faggot

>cuts
>light fucking scratches
Anon its been two days. A kitten could do that shit.

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>>36870108
Why the fuck do you people cut you wankstains.

Stop attention whoring you dumb cunt. These >>>>CUTS<<<< have 0 depth and it's so obvious you do it for attention. If you're genuinely such an attention whore go to a therapist. Otherwise GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD.

>>36870041
Yes.
Shitposting is illegal.

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>>36870041
There you go retard.
FUCKING THIS is og

Gore is considered spam so it depends on how the janny's feeling today.

Idk why you would want to post gore, do you wanna be the edgemaster of the thread?

>>36869945
>fighting for the zog

i'll just wait for the collapse

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>>36869945

>Being a milcuck

ahaha

>>36870015
this is a WW1 poster from the UK doofus

>>36869902
I know I am trash.
I'm also pretty sure I'm not a chinese cartoon loli in pajamas.

>>36869902
This better end with her getting fucked by sugar daddies for money

>>36869902
Nah, they didn't choose to be born so they can't be expected to work and suffer. Obviously the world doesn't practically work like that so for most people NEETdom isn't an option as unfair as it is. If you can get away with it then you deserve to. It's parents who choose to have children but aren't willing to devote themselves to their children's eternal happiness that are scumbags.

>>36869885
Yes. I'm part of the summer wave.
Honestly I like kids.
They are more fun.
They are easier to troll.
It's just more fun.

>>36869885
Im 19 and in high school and I'm here year round.

>>36869922
As long as we don't get more shit threads like bbc,cucks,traps it'll be fine.

>>36869939
>19
>still in highschool
>year round at that
Did you fail a year?

>>36869884
>bitches know anything about video games

>>36869884
Halo Reach online multiplayer is good. GOOD! Chad only plays CoD and FIFA.

Fuck off bitch, I hated Bloodborne. Whoever decided warping from the beginning and going back to having to be at the hub to level is a retard.

> hurr fetishizing my exploitation

I'm not part of the wagies train or other retarded pro-NEET shit but this is slavery propaganda at its finest.

One of the many many reasons Yurop>>>>>America

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>>36869952
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT WAGIE GET BACK TO WORK. THAT'S NOT EVEN A BLUE BOARD I'LL HAVE TO FIRE YOU NOW

>>36869883
Tbh these are fine except 10, 11, and 12 contradict each other. It's pretty much just saying "I will actually put in effort to do the job well and to please my employers"

>>36869861
long as ur hymens in tact i guess

>>36869861
that's a rare amount of estrogen for a black girl, no wonder she's married

>>36869861
If I ever get a love bot I want it to look just like her and have a sexy accent.

>>36869779
>"LGBT" shouldn't really be a thing.
First off, the T is not a sexuality. It doesn't indicate who you're attracted to. It only indicates your gender identity. You can be a woman who wants to be a man who is attracted to men. You can also be a woman who wants to be a man who is attracted to women. "Transgender" is not a sexuality and thus doesn't belong with the rest of the "LGB" group. Trans* should be its own, disconnected thing, really.
Secondly, the "L" is kind of redundant. Gays and lesbians are both homosexuals. Why bother differentiating the two? Women who are attracted to women and men who are attracted to men should both be called "gay."
Then there's bisexuals. At this point, we've already eliminated the T and L from "LGBT," so the only thing left is "GB," which just sounds plain silly. The "GB" community. That's just weird. Just say "the gays" to get it over with. We all know what you mean, anyway. When talking about anyone who isn't straight, just say "the gays" and people will assume this includes lesbians and bisexuals anyway.

>Suicide should be considered a viable option.
I don't understand why people go to such extreme lengths to get suicidal people not to kill themselves. If they obviously don't want to be alive, why force them through a lifetime of pain and suffering? If someone tells you they want to kill themselves, tell them you'll miss them but don't try to talk them out of it. If you want to commit suicide, then do it. I don't say this out of "edginess" or malice but just because it seems cruel to live a life from which you couldn't possibly derive joy. When you get bored of a book, you stop reading. When you get tired of a movie, you stop watching. When you lose interest in a video game, you stop playing. Why should life be any different?

>>36869779
I was never weird and got bullied anyways, all it did was slow down my sucess and make me a more hateful person. At least I got to laugh my ass off when one of them got killed though, the rest aren't doing too well either.

>>36869779
>Bullying is kind of OK.
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc2_rSysXws

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real fembots dont live up to your standards
and the ***fembots*** that post discord links, and do AMA's just want attention, orbiters, and money.
DONT FALL FOR THE FEMBOT MEME
the real fembots dont out themselves as girls idiot

>>36869966
Digits confirm, fembots are traps

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are you sure you want one?

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>>36869773
>>36869773
>Talking to a friend/ work colleague who I used to get stoned with
> We're talking about out families
> He lets slip that his brother did 'one of the worst things you can imagine'
> Doesn't go into much more detail

Fast forward to a few days after
>Google his brothers name
> Turns out that his brother is serving a 10 year sentence for child rape and possession of cp
> He had been 'playing games' with a cousin every time she had come round
>She was either 7 or 8 years old I cant remember
> Eventually told her parents, and they told the police
> Minimum 10 year sentence at Dartmoor prison

Last i heard, he had been moved to isolation because the other inmates found out what he was in for

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Bumping this good thread for.more autist stories

>>36869919
Most of the time I hear that pedophiles are put into isolation to serve their sentence. Obviously letting inmates kill them isn't doing justice.

>>36869751
That kid is gonna be one hot bottom twink

>>36869751
That kid is gonna be one hot top twink

>>36869751
That kid is gonna be one hot tranny