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>>35552016
Growing up in highschool.
Managed to pull two separate GFs, beautiful and really nice people. We made out and had some good times, but I eventually broke up with them because "I was too young and wasn't ready for that level of commitment". Really screwed the pooch on that one.

>>35552016
tried to hang myself. Im a fatass and the rope broke.

Had a chance at the girl of my dreams as far as physical looks, but she was an ex of a friend I had just got back in touch with, and I had already dated one of his other exes. Gave up on possibly the best pussy of my life just so some other guy who I don't even see or talk to wouldn't be mad at me.

I forgot to defrost chicken this morning (plus I'm lazy) so I went to Noodles and Company and got some shitty bland Pad Thai for $9. Fuck, wish I had the motivation to cook more.

>>35551944
looks like poverty

>>35552057

I cooked today, chicken and pasta

What's /pol/'s opinion on women anyway? I thought it's the same as /r9k/'s but I might be wrong because I don't really frequent that board.

>>35551916
Pic related, when you marry a woman just because she has a pretty face, dont fall for it.

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>>35551916
>>35551952
There are a lot of cuckistians there so they think they can get a """pure""" gf somehow. They always fail but that doesn't stop them.

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>>35551890
Just to start us out. Here I am.

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>>35551890
I love doing these

>>35551911
>Cowboy Bebop
>Forest GUmp
>Skyrim
>NES Collection
Cool guy/10

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>>35551890
>>35552324
>>35551911
Compresed it 2 much mby.
Bebop and Grohl guys, way to go.

Doubt it, I'm 21 and even now everyone looks at me like I have a fucking third eye

"...you DON'T HAVE your license? You're gonna need it"
"I-I just take the bus cause parking is ex-expensive at universi-"
"Yeah but like...lol, you limit yourself so much, you won't be able to have any dates"

If you live in a city/metropolitan area, u good. Nobody expects you to have a car; not out of the ordinary to bus/walk/bike everywhere.

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>>35551888
Just lie about it and say your car is in the shop. That's what I do

>>35551824
I don't know any girls to ask out.

Ask who out?

Also fear of rejection and lack of interest in other humans

she would have to be low-status i.e. ugly and the power balance still would be in her favour. not worth it.

>>35551803
MHGen duh.
Go do every deviant x solo n get back to me.

>>35551927
>Gen not 3 Ultimate
Huh, guess you're a faggot

>>35551803
Play that drawing app thing that lets you make flip book animations.

those are clearly aliens disguised as humans

the two middle ones look completely devoid of any human intelligence

>>35551892
What's with those raised chins? I see that a lot in nigger mug shots

You've made the same thread like eight times this week, you fucking nigger.

Why is Tinder's internet ad campaign so fucking persistent?

>>35551741
Pin Dick?

>>35551741
>Your welcome
>Your
>Your
>Your

DROPPED

if I've been there and there's a bathroom stall, I've jacked off there.

Never in a school bathroom.

I used to jack off in my car when I was stuck in traffic though.

No but one time I walked into the bathroom and said " you need some lotion to fap with, bro " as a clever ruse and he just gave me this look like I was crazy. I don't fap in public that's a sex offender charge.

Oh other time in HS I poked my head inside a private tutoring class and asked "Are you a wizard? Then ran away giggling my ass off. I was a fuckin weird ass kid in highschool. Cargo pants everyday, would fucking run sometimes when it was lunch to beat the crowds. I see more of you autists in me than I always care to admit

Sorry faggot MJ12 for life

teklll me more abbt said group

How is it "Like the Illuminati"?
please explain more, OP.
Sounds cool

Nerd gatherings but irl not like here.

find the opposite of keith

>>35551629
always seemed like fake fembots at those
but worth a shot
>>35551697
whos keith

/v/ has become relatively far-left because most of the people who initiate political conversation are anti-SJW types and most of /v/ just wants to talk about vidya so anyone right of center kind of gets shit on there

>>35551581
I wonder when 4chan will switch to the left again. Hope it happens soon.

I'm not going to tell you which one as it must be protected from robots at all costs

>>35551577
I wish this would happen more often desu, I live for this

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>>35551577
tfw someone calls you "she" on purpose

>>35551577
Never happened to me. Ehh

Autism

this is a 100% original post

fuck off tsuki. no one else wants to join your suicide cult

>>35551794
this to be honest famelan