I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
I SAID I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP
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>>38641833
I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS FAP
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
I SAID I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS FAP
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easy y'all, easy...
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>>38641945
ritsu best girl tbch
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why is femdom a thing 2017-07-26 07:34:28 Post No.38641823
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From an evolutionary perspective, why do submissive guys even exist?
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>>38641823
i don't know but i like existing and i like being dominated by feminine women
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I don't know about femdom but it feels wonderful to have a cute girl play with my butt.
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Because we're fucked in the head.
I got to the point where I fucking hate femdom, yet it turns me like hell.
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>buying a can of Monster in the supermarket by your apartment feels like a fucking odyssey
Some people just aren't born to make it. Even looking the cashier in the eyes made me nervous. Why does life have to be so motherfucking hard? Why am I even drinking this?
I regret leaving, and it took no longer than a minute.
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>why am i even drinking this?
Chemical addition to caffeine and sugar/sugar substitute.
Plus the taste is nice, but mainly that first thing.
It's the only reason any of us drink it, and it's a serious problem.
I just feel like if I have one addiction in the world this is slightly less harmful than some others...
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>>38641849
I don't like Monster that much, I just dared myself to leave home and buy something as a little exercise. I don't feel worthy of purchasing things.
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>>38641811
but that monster took you allllllll the way back.
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i've seen so many variations of pepe and wojak that my brain thinks of an image for every situation irl and i start laughing to myself maniacally. pic related: i was doing some stretches with a broomstick at the gym and whilst i was on my way to put the broomstick back to its designated place, i thought of this image and started laughing to myself. is my brain fucked up beyond repair at this point?
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>>38641805
Probably, but at least you might get to produce some good OC out of it.
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>>38641805
What do people call this badly drawn kinda cute version of pepes, and where can I find a lot of them to start my folder?
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>>38641895
Apu Apustaja/helper
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>just found out I'm two years older than I actually am
How's your day been anon?
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>>38641784
Well my parents didn't fuck up my birth certificate likes your's did I imagine so I'm fine.
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>>38641784
how the fuck does that even happen m8?
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>>38641800
Mom didn't file a certificate until I was 5 years old, said I was 18 months younger because she thought it would give me a better ride through school.
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This is why there are so many trannies 2017-07-26 07:30:02 Post No.38641735
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This is why there are so many trannies
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22083302
>It is agreed that the Y was once genetically identical to its partner and that the present-day human sex chromosomes retain only traces of their shared ancestry.
>The euchromatic portion of the male-specific region of the Y is ~1/6 of the size of the X and has only ~1/12 the number of genes. The big question however is whether this degradation will continue or whether it has reached a point of equilibrium.
>...the Y chromosome is subject to higher rates of variation and inefficient selection and that Ys (and Ws) degrade inexorably.
>there is evidence that the Y in other mammals has undergone lineage-specific degradation and already disappeared in some rodent lineages.
> there is practically nothing left of the original human Y and the added part of the human Y is degrading rapidly.
There you have it. This is why you wish you were a chick. This is also the reason why women have a duty to only breed with "Chads". It preserves what's left of real male genes.
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I'd say it's because of a combination of BPA and other poisonous xenoestrogens in literally everything. Also having a culture that pushes people towards being trans or just "different" in general doesn't help.
What the hell do you think you're gonna get when you swamp a developing male baby with female hormones thousands of times stronger than estrogen?
Look up the documentary The Disappearing Male if you want the real shit on it. Xenoestrogens are a huge thing affecting us and something nobody talks about.
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The reason is the internet you dumbass. This is the first time in history women have had such a large number of potential partners since they can now simply download an app or go on a site and go until they find a 9-10/10 at any time of the day where as previously she only had what was in her immediate vicinity. Add to this the loosening of morals and the meme of positive sexuality and they're in a position to fuck around as much as they want. Meanwhile men know that they have no chance and so they turn to either fucking other men outright, fucking trannies which they see as a replacement for women or becoming women themselves to attract men and get the ideal relationship they know they can never have as a man thanks to modern women. And then there's the fact that they have the internet to support their decisions when they feel bad about it they can go to any number of sites to get reassurance and called pretty.
tldr: it's women and the internet's fault
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>>38641887
I think you mean phytoestrogens and, yeah, it is a scary thought. At the same time though, global starvation was more or less done away with. If the choices are either wither and die or eat a food with pseudo estrogens in it, it's a pretty simple choice to make.
We all in the same boat bro
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yeah bro dude
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>>38641733
sick bruh
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>>38641733
tight my guy`
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Why isn't your body this cute, femanons? All you have to do is eat less.
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>>38641711
who is this skelly cutie?
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>>38641711
Who is this skeleton man?
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>>38641711
I like to be able to open things with my hands.
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>"Anon, it's hot out. Come swim with me."
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>>38641691
C-can y-you please not spread your l-l-legs like that?
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N-no pls
Oreganolio
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fuck off you fat bitch
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Ivan the Destroyer (ID: !/e4GhPNp2k)
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>BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? Find your crash log.
Check your Documents or game install directories for the xray_[your name].log file. If you can't find it, look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx. Copy the last few lines from the log and paste them here if you want any help.
>Quickstart Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cnQeURGCjHTRPOGJH8G5ijP1fw5vbVWSE7opABcBpNk
>Mod Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPA0hQZVJ6mSvTsp6Sy3CoAkObJOKeoPHEamDC19Lio
>Miscellaneous Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/103nyaAM5PKgBwuZ35jRbv7VM7tEcvi1Scv6boOMe1RM
>Start guide, beginner tips, and much much more
http://pastebin.com/FUPEbLiv
>HUD guide, modding basics, mod reviews, and AMK mod guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10yi79NUFhJrFO4hmGeKqaWSw35BJQv0Ve0OK94ioMEw
>Why Complete is bad and you shouldn't play it
http://pastebin.com/6AtetpMM
>Performance Guides, Steam settings
http://pastebin.com/nzXEevG7
>Common misconceptions about Shadow of Chernobyl game mechanics
http://www.metacognix.com/stlkrsoc/WhatYouKnowThatAintSo.html
>The Zone Manual: Every Mod You'll Ever Need for the True Ukrainian Experience
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=121125400
>Pasta summaries, streamer listing and more
http://cheeki.violates.me/
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZBh0CtQ85c
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Mods and Repositories | Often out of date; use only as a last resort!
>Shadow of Chernobyl
https://mega.nz/#F!Z7RjwaBS!PYNDw9ugMSojbpUDgIACHQ
>Clear Sky
https://mega.nz/#F!oqgWWK4K!PStfjPLon_3UpVU-atgQeQ
>Call of Pripyat
https://mega.nz/#F!1zAilAoZ!xw3kb1awC1csjv2dMlb7Mw
>Game Repacks + Modding Tools
https://mega.co.nz/#F!Ql5CSLxb!gNkfqg-xAUfYezLuMaFtYQ
>Downgrading Patches (drag-and-drop)
https://mega.co.nz/#F!M4BmDRCL!vfze70GSJDyv-HzWn7Dwww
>Unpacked Gamedata + GSC Backup HDD assets
https://mega.co.nz/#F!V5hBzKab!wF7fgX6m5Tq29B_m5EX69g
>Old Builds (dated from June 1st, 2002)
https://mega.co.nz/#F!kFtnBTSb!K-RlA1TVxlJGl86yE1c6fw
>Lost Alpha
https://mega.co.nz/#F!nJEUgaKS!UdZXAwzMWmtjwfn_dFM3dg
>Oblivion Lost Remake
https://gist.github.com/v1ld/1b019056471abcec23c2efdd5d3ef6d8
>Joint Pak 2
https://gist.github.com/v1ld/786a2b61296273dac2fe5aeba858b1a7
https://mega.nz/#F!RQoBEKaC!uyAfMXpgRdvc1CPBxocr7A
https://www.mediafire.com/?eb3nzh929em51
>Call of Chernobyl
https://mega.nz/#F!Z01CVQgZ!kzFOBdGnnehBSk1OUQm6PQ
>Don't have Call of Pripyat but want to play Call of Chernobyl?
https://mega.nz/#!uoYinJ7I!Lqj2DNIAkaVkcFUa1PLZzj80cVhAFK5D-9zbU2Iy5KI
>Xetrill's Modified LuaJIT for CS/CoP - improves performance, especially in script-heavy mods.
https://mega.co.nz/#F!BIISmQgK!KHZR01ljznUqJlcHUax-aQ
http://www.gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_id=23321&sec_id=22
Shitposters please dont derail this time edition
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>>38641637
Personally I thought Clear Sky complete was pretty fun. Using the wish granter to have giant ass battles in the middle of some clearing between all the factions and mutants.
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>>38641637
ivan pls this is robutt land go bump the vg thread
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Is there a way to keep the height i have when i wake up? Im 5'8 after waking up but it goes down to barely 5'7 during the day
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How much do you weigh? Sometimes that's a factor.
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You have to lay in bed all day
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>>38641625
You shrink in the day?
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>just open your chakras bro
>just meditate bro
>just focus on your breathing bro
>just transcend the ego brah
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As much as it is a meme, certain meditation and mindfulness techniques would likely help a fair number of robots.
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Is this what R9k has come to, you use to be able to find amazing memes every 5 or so threads. Now we have this bullshit.
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>>38641633
you're not focusing on your breathing, your posts reeks of dharma
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shit shit
Its happening
Im actually meeting a girl tomorrow
Im going back and forth and around in circles, practicing to be charismatic, I can't relax, I havent felt this excited in years, but I know it will end in dispointment anyway, she most likey wont like me, it will all be very awkward
but least I tried, right?
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you haven't met her before?
how did this come about?
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Don't expect anything, but also don't go in with a bad mood thinking it will suck anyways.
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>>38641572
I think charisma is more of an in the moment kind of thing, but practice away my friend
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I want to hire a maid, how do I go about doing this?
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Put up an ad at the college closest to you.
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>>38641519
i got a sissy maid for free
cleans my house i just pay with my cum
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>>38641758
Tell us more about your sissy maid.
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I am the great reaper of threads. Every thread I reply to dies. Ask me anything.
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whats a webpage something that ducks walk on?
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could you also kill me?
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use powers for good and destroy twitter threads please