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>>36527889
Torture. Women riding man with spurs and a whip. Scat. Necrophilia. Sweat. Feet. Femdom. Women riding horses. Tall women. Female odor. Butter face.

>>36527889
>What's your fetish, /r9k/?
that gif

>>36527889
Not being cheated on.

So far no luck.

Yes, actually. She was a tall, pretty attractive Polish girl with black hair. Met her on the ACen forums (pre-social media days), was her con date, then went out for awhile. Pretty good. Crazy sex drive.

I cosplayed Alice from Superjail one year at Otakon and had girls all over me, so yeah there is pussy to be had at cons.

There are always at least one or two qt girls there but they always have a squad of beta orbiters.

I wont join them

>>36527777
check those digits, also continuing

>sticky note in locker says that my shit is in the main office
>what the fuck?
>go down to office, desperate to get my lunch/bag/other shit I need
>there are at least 10 people in this tiny office
>ask around, all the same story
>cheap locks are cheap, in essence
>principal chews everyone out for being "irresponsible"
>everyone wut'ing

now I am usually very beta and quiet, I would usually just nod, but this was bullshit

>tell her that since they're the school's locks that are to blame, it's obviously the school's problem
>also point out that it's our shit anyway, if we don't want to lock shit we shouldn't have to
>principal proceeds to tell me the locks work and we're all imagining things
>and at that, all ten of us internally REEE'd so hard, you could hear the soft humming in the air
>principal takes us to where our stuff is

taking a quick break, will continue if some people show up, but this thread is dead.

>>36527956
>there lies our various shit, all in a pile
>in garbage bags for fucks sake
>we all stare in horror, and we can smell the one kid who brought his fancy compaq laptop sweating as he worried that they may have destroyed his livelihood
>go to pick up my shit
>"Oh, no, we can't let you just take it. What is your locker number?"
>reminder this is the first week, nobody knows shit
>guess, get it wrong (by 1 digit)
>"Nope, nothing with anything close to that number here. Better go up and check your locker number!"
>sneering at me
>fuck this

fast forward, had to fucking write my locker number and show it to her

>finally gives me my shit
>but of course, in this garbage bag
>forced to carry garbage bag up several flights of stairs and through the halls like an autist

fucking hell I'm mad just typing this. I expect this thread to die, but I guess it was nice to finally tell this shit.

>>36527777

High school sure sucked, huh?

Also, nice quads.

tfw no farmer freckled nude gf

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>>36527744
the fucked up part is life never ceases being this shit. get a job or move. oh you don't have any rent money? you have to leave. ...so anon, are you looking for a job? you gotta go. I FEEL YOUR PAIN...

>>36527744
>Those freckles and eyes
>That armpit hair
>Those wide as fuck hips
>That pale skin
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>36527697
if you're into the asian persuasion, there's this. Otherwise she's relatively unique if you want anything half decent to look at. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHn2-DNS5t4tEXqBK5bHmTQ

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>>36527800
>Relatively unique
That's what I was afraid of, I mean, I love that she's unique but damn I wish she uploaded more

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>>36527885
That gay kid that does fast food reviews and has a lot of /pol/ fans.

Im attracted by the heroin lifestyle.

Where are you from, is it possible to use as a recreational user?

Without it affecting your mid tier social standing?

>>36527788
Nice 88's. I'm from the west coast of the country below Canada. And if you can continue to have the money It's possible to become a chronic user without affecting your mid-tier social standing. I wouldn't want to attempt it if you have a predisposition to addiction, or limited funds. It's impossible to use recreationally , if you continue to use even half haphazardly it will become chronic. What makes you attracted to the heroin lifestyle? We're all worse than a tithing rk9 can cook up unironically.
JKJK but really though, what attracts you?

>>36527920
R9k, thing* I can't believe I'm correcting my own typos here...but I see 'em and I gotta correct 'em.

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>>36527563
Oh but they do. I do. You do. We all do.

>>36527563
Alright I'll bite who the fuck are you?

>>36527563
You need your parents permission to be on this site

Good luck!, OP>>36527552


Goal for 2017: I completely forget about him.
Goal for 2018: study abroad.

I can get through this..

>>36527552
2017
>pay off debts
>save a few thousand and visit Alaska
2018
>idk

2017
>kill myself

2018
....

who is that fag

I heard he's dating Taylor swift

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>>36527466
proof that u dont have to lift or be macho to be chad. literally just be tall and handsome and girls will beg for your cock even after you destroy your body with drugs and tattoos

I'm quite positive that probably at least one person in the world would want to gf you.

>>36527442
I'm not a girl. But I am Canadian. And I want to come to Ireland. Would I be accepted by your kind? Would an Irish girl think I'm a manly lumberjack ?

>>36527508
5 punts says OP has a one in seven billion shot of ever getting a gf.

Cute sissy white boi ofc

Ripped black dude of course, what kinda question is that?

I would become a nig nog and fuck cute sissy boys.

>>36527211
look at it with my eyes.

>>36527211
It belongs in my crack tbqhwyf.

>>36527211
I unironically wish I could tickle them both. Not even in a naughty context, I just want to go back to the fun, cute, uninhibited, sheer loving playfulness of childhood, even if it's only temporarily. :(

Take three, post results.

liver might fail

150mg of codeine is good for your first time
Be careful with taking too much paracetamol if you make a habit out of using (Google cold water extraction)

theyre probably those shitty 5mg/5000000000mg tylenol dentist pills

if you take like 2 or 3 of them you will get a mild buzz but nothing special. there's too much tylenol in that crap so you can't take a lot of them

>>36527156
I got one for you guys, youll like this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o582N3wOQ

>>36527156
This too, you might have already heard this but fuck it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7LZvOfHB00

>>36527156

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1lBYyfdGyS8

not your personal army, faggot.

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>>36527121
Fuck you op, kill yourself faggot. If you want something done do it yourself or go to /b/, the faggots their might want to partake in this retarded bullshit

fuck off bully

orginul