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Did you know that if you use the tripcode #faggot you get a special icon attached to your post?

Don't believe me? Reply to this post with it on and prove me wrong.
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testing

let's see...
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>>34255883
Look at this faggot you ain't special with ya icon ya fag
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>>34255868
I don't know what you're talking about, anon

100% original post you fucking robot

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>no little sis to protect and teach how to fight becuause you want to protect her

>no little sis to hug and play with and build her into a independent strong woman

>only 2 older sisters who dont really give a shit about you to spend 2 mins with.
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>>34255853
Little sisters aren't any different Anon, the difference here is we don't love eachother
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>no older brother to look up to and idolize
this is what you should be feeling
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>>34255853
>no little sis to beat mercilessly and rape for hours

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I live in a low income building where a lot of tenants came from off the street. Unfortunately, I live on the fifth floor which is where a company pays for all the HIV positive gay men to live in for free. They are creepy as fuck and do a lot of crystal meth. There are two in particular that go around the complex and have even approached my friends and an ex to prattle about me, essentially slandering me. I confronted them to stop being fucking creeps awhile back so now they peddle this story of me being a closeted gay in denial and a pedophile and now a cuck to get nigs riled up, they approached my friends with a story of how I'm delusional and they dindunuffin, even though my friends certainly know they're fucking creeps and didn't want to talk to them at all (they did a, "oh hey, you know anon, right? I hate that guy he thinks I...").

What the fuck do I do? I have written them up, but the staff here are fuckers who don't give a fuck (the gays bang on my door and run off, make threats at me in the hallways, etc etc) and even one of them is a fag too and friends with the two main instigators. I'm starting to become paranoid too, as I am missing my mailbox key and a favorite sweater that I was always wearing and I think they took them since the staff member that is their friend overheard me on the phone talking to someone about me expecting a check in the mail and it's nowhere to be found even though it was shipped off on the 14th.

I don't know what the fuck to do. What the fuck do I do?
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>>34255807

move somewhere else desu
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Move dude. Literal methods fags are nothing to fuck with. Moving to another complex ASAP would be your best bet.
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Call the police, move, seek help from some sort of professional who deals with something like this, don't ask 4chan for advice.

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Be honest. Would your parents, or authoritative person that you are closest to right now, have been friends with you if they went to your college or high school?
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>>34255806
Pretty sure my mom wants to have sex with me, so yeah
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no one would be friends with me
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>>34255806
I hope not. They're fuckin LAME

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If you had enough money to live anywhere where would you live?
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South Carolina
It's tropical, but has no alligators.
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under the ocean
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Japan's countryside

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Have you ever thought of how maybe you weren't ment to win? Or be happy?
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>>34255736
no one is "meant" to do anything
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>>34255736

This >>34255771

There is no set story. No goal. You can only obtain personal victories. There is no objective winning. Nobody is "losing"
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>>34255736
Naw,
win or lose that shits on you.

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Ask a 5'6" robot with a 5" dick (pictured soft) and a 5'9" GF anything
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>penis is thick

fuck off chad
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>>34255729

She still blows you with that gorilla bush you're sporting? She must be a total pig.
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>>34255729
>gf
>robot
fuck off normie

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>reply to article on buzzfeed
>my comment gets 274 likes

who /madeit/ here
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>>34255710
one time i got 1000+ downvotes on a single reddit comment
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Is this really a thread?
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>>34255802
based

>>34255827
yes

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Late 2015 /r9k/ was comfy as fuck.

Who else misses it? ;_;
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It wasn't bad it was pretty good compared to now but I wish we had 2011 r9k back.
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i liked it. i got some one on one chat time with some anons for the first time, so that was fun c:

very comfy
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It was either late 2014 or 2015 that tendies and GBP was being forced which was when I left this place and abandoned it as my home board due to extreme faggotry.

It's not much better now

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>take a shit, it's a softer one
>wipe until everything is clean and white
>a few hours later notice some irritating feeling down there
>wipe
>it's brown
>asshole irritated all day

WHAT THE FUCK R9K
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Same for me. Do you have a hairy ass crack?
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might be intestinal parasites

food-grade diatomaceous earth might do the job
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>>34255700
thats why they call them assholes

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I've had it with highschool, I'm autistic, don't like being around people, and hate talking to people that's not on a computer screen, I don't even have my learners permit yet, how did you guys apply for your Neetbux from the government?
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Self bump, please help me out robots I've never experienced romantic feelings with people and never will
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Neetbux is either money from anons' parents or small disability payments.
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>>34255699
Marry a fat only child.

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Post your weirdest fetish anon. (pic related)
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>>34255681
>i can only get off to cartoons
>pic related
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>>34255681
I don't have any pictures on my phone but its parasites and symbiotes and shit like that.
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>>34255731
>pretending to be me
I'm the only parasite/symbiote poster allowed here fag

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>watch straight porn
>boner
>watch tranny porn
>harder boner
>watch gay porn to see if i am a fruitloop
>dick shrivels up

wtf
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Men are gross

Preemptiveoriginall
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>>34255662
I am similar.
>Watch tranny porn.
>Rock Solid.
>Watch straight porn.
>Flaccid as can be.
>Watch gay twink porn.
>Flaccid as can be.
>Watch lesbian porn.
>Hard as fuck.

I don't understand.
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You're not gay, which is good, but you're not completely straight
You are The Stranger

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>tfw no /fit/izin bf
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>>34255644
fuck off roastie whore
this thread is bait
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If you already are attractive/in good shape and aren't totally autistic when it comes to socializing, get a hobby.

Actually having an interest, any interest, will put you leagues above most other girls. 99 percent of guys are used to girls who put their interests as 'traveling' or 'hanging out', because they have zero actual character to them. If your interesting, even a little interesting, you can get a bf.

Godspeed femanon.
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>>34255644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPvWJFbiakI

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who_here_/bipolar,_BPD?/_diagnosed,_it's_severe._my_ego_and_mood_can_drastically_change_multiple_times_a_day._one_minute_i'll_be_feeling_okay_and_the_next_i'll_want_to_kill_people,_it_sucks._it's_a_fucking_neverending_rollercoaster
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>>34255636

if a young charlie sheen and a young john cusack were melded into one homosexual, it would look exactly like that guy.
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>>34255636

/x/ fag board should be filled with pics like this one
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>>34255636
diagnosed but not homicidal. I got the suicidal name brand. I'll go from full cuck-boi to making people cry from verbally attacking them. I can't keep friends, etc. Assume loneliness for life.

I find solace in knowing at least it's just me, not dragging anyone else anymore.

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