How do you tell people to shut the fuck up without being rude?
>>35473238
Silence is a shield only you can break.
Show them the strength of your shield
>>>/adv/ ask them. R9k is not good at helping anyone.
>>35473238
Traps are gay
Organic oregano omnipotent onions
When did /r9k/ start to hate lolis?
>>35473124
>When did /r9k/ start to hate lolis?
what
when normies arrived obviously
we now have regular threads with "my gf..."
>>35473216
you can be a robot but still have a gf..
>I have my best chance in the foreseeable future to turn my life around
>all I have to do is study for 1 (one) test to get me into the university I want to be in
>instead I jerk off and drink liquer infront of my computer screen
You could not make it up.
Now /r9k/, tell me how you are fucking up your life.
I KNOW THAT FUKIN FEEL FAMILY
>100 percent me
>>35473653
Ever think about how much you are going to regret your decisions in a few months? I know I am.
>my dad watched and cried while I literally tore his wife's pussy apart
what a fucking cuck lmao
Happy birthday, Anon.
The anniversary of you foreverially cucking your papa.
>>35473110
Thiscucks the father.
In what year did you start browsing r9k strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12515479
Bumping your thread; this is interesting.
>>35473080
>mfw I am currently the oldest user of /r9k/
>mfw I started browsing in fucking 2011
how could the demographics have changed so much
>literally all reddit normies here for the "RARE PEPES XDDD"
I need to leave this place. But go where?
>"wow you have an opinion I don't like!"
>gas yourself
>kys
>drink bleach
>>35473004
stop being apologetic towards degeneracy.
>>35473004
Maybe you should for making this thread.
>>35473004
Maybe you shouldn't have shitty opinions, faggot. kys with bleach in gas form
I've done it lads.
I have a girlfriend. I can finally leave this pit for good. ANd I hope that one day, you do too.
>>35472994
What did you do for that, anon? I feel like I'm so close to one, but I have no idea what to do.
>>35473015
Give up. For every post like this, there are so many more of us who have failed. You're not as close as you think.
I have a 9/10 gf and very well paying job, I still come here.
I bet the chick you're dating has a pussy that looks like a punched lasagna and just because you found a sperg to date you doesn't mean you're any less of an ugly retard.
Do you remember some of the good times you had as a child?
Because I don't remember anything..
>>35472992
Yes.
>be me
>be like 10 years old
>go to fieldhouse (or whatever it is) away from the city with family and cousins
>gather cousins up and go walk around the place
>have a bunch of firecrackers to use for whatever reason
>picks firecrackers and starts throwing them to neighbors houses
>run away super fast everytime we did it
>do this until we barely run out of firecrackers
>cousin uses some of the last ones and throws them onto the woods
>woods so dry they are set on flames
>half the woods get burned down
>no one has an idea who has done it
Good times
>>35472992
>4th of july celebrations at my cousin's lakehouse - playing with the other kids in the lake, fast boat rides and watching fireworks late at night with the other kids in my cousin's boat
>running home from the bus stop to catch the last 15 minutes of pokemon
>going to the video store on the weekends to rent n64 games and rugrats vhs tapes
>playing "the floor is lava" with my older sister on rainy days
>exploring encarta encyclopedia 99 and learning all of the world capitals at the age of 6 1/2
mad good times, the 90s was a great time to be a young kid (1992 master race)
Playing videogames is more unhealthy than drinking.
Nah. At least when I played video games I was happy.
>>35473000
I bounced between anger(losing) and elation(winning) when playing vidya and it just wasnt healthy. I didn't form any good friendships or develop any skills playing vidya, and I just didn't enjoy it anymore.
Since I stopped playing vidya for more than a half an hour to an hour a day, my mood has stabilized, even if I'm rather bored and restless. I've had to do other things to fill the time, like meet people and read. They really killed my life.
> be in 30s.
> only guys that you can find and talk to on discord are in their 20s.
> they freak out finding out that you are ooolllddd.
> not a twink. Barrel chested bara man. No fupa but still not thin enough for people.
> talk to guy on discord. They delete me from their friend's list. Think it's because I'm a chatty person.
Why do I even bother? Nobody my age is on discord.
Bump! What should I do robots? I've tried grindr, scruff, discord, and okcupid! All the gay bars and clubs are closed in my town.
I'm screwed!!!
>>35472917
dont worry man, someday you will find someone, you just need to be in right place at a right time
>>35473434
I sure hope so because the only people who want to fuck me are furries! It's that bad!!!
>Had two (2) Taco 12 Packs and two (2) large Baja Blasts
>2000 calories each
JUST
skeltal fag here. How do I go about gaining weight. I did it once but ate lots of junk and sugar. Made me crazy and depressed. plz help
>>35472789
Original Peanuts
>>35472759
Thats all? Those Tacoes are like two (2) bites each.
And drinks don't count.
You skinny bitch!
ITT: retarded schlock normies say
>why are you so negative all the time, anon?
>why don't you try a positive attitude?
>>35472748
>schlock
>Why do you always look so sad, anon?
>How come you don't talk much anon?
>You've just gotta participate anon
>you gotta change your attitude breh
>you aren't entitled to anything (implying I ever said I was)
>you always look so sad
anyone else like the idea of sex just for masturbatin but when it comes down to it i wouldnt ever even want to be that close to anyonem i dont even like being touched by other people or talking about feelings and shit
id always joke around and be "perverted" in highschool but it always just make me feel weird when id hear anyone seriously talk about sex and having sex i get kinda disgusted and pissed off feeling. i just like to joke about it and gay porn a lot because of how funny it was to watch and im not even gay the acting is just awful and everything is so stupid like the titles (powertool 2, boy band, 2nd gear, father figure 2) and i cant relate to it at all but its just funny to watch people make embarrassments out of them selves and not care
anyone else feel like this
Yes. I have zero interest in having any sort of relationship with another person. I jack off at least once a day but even that's getting old. It's just a physical need at this point
>>35472767
It's a fucking chore desu
>>35472727
>like the idea of sex just for masturbation but when it comes down to it i wouldnt ever even want to be that close
i feel the exact opposite. sex just for masturbation is purposeless. why put in all the effort just to have to start over with the next day's piece of meat which is what it becomes after a while. why have sex for masturbation when i could literally just masturbate? and to the degenerate porn i like without judgement.
>that pic
thas how i wanna go
Monday's coming wagie.
>>35472724
Keep em coming NEET, maybe one thread will finally give me the courage to tell my shekelstein boss to fuck himself so he will fire me and I can be NEET too.
>>35472812
>wagecuck or NEETbull
the choice is yours
>>35472724
I never got this picture I literally just lold so hard
lets get a comfy thread going lads
will post what i have
orignial comment mr robot
/r9k/ isnt a good place to dump images lads but oh well