Belly gf general
Post bellies, talk about bellies, fap to bellies. Basically anything belly.
Will be bumping with fat tums
Belly in the shadow
Big satisfied tummy full of food
Are you guys watching Hiding In My Room?
I found him here on r9k. He might be the first person I support on patreon. His stories are so fucked up I sometimes think about them for multiple days
>>37305692
>t. Hiding In My Room
Shill your shit somewhere else. Your stories are all made up and you are fake.
Also you're an ugly bastard kikegook. Kys.
Lol I did sound like a shill. I think some of them are made up (the panties video). He is consistent though in his stories I just watched one in January where he's like im going to Japan in April- then he goes and does it
>>37305692
I just checked.
Pic as prove that I can watch YouTube videos and that I have a working internet connection.
Are we the board of people who aren't going to make it through natural selection?
I won't make it because I dislike children and thus I don't want them.
>>37305687
We are the unfavorable mutations. Baseline normie, or even dumb normie is being selected for right now. 80 iq muslims are shitting out 8 kids
>>37305687
Yes, and it's going to get bad for normies too. White people in general are slowly fading away, our birthrates being inferior to 2.1 children per woman.
>mfw I tricked a girl into thinking I was an "amateur style" pornography casting agency and she's coming over on Monday.
>mfw I keep telling her I'm talking to my boss (my boss is ME) to work out how much budget we have to pay her for her time etc.
>mfw I have no idea if what I'm doing is even legal in the UK.
Oh God. How fucked am I? I don't have any idea what I'm doing. She's never done porn before and she seems naive as fuck. I told her the videos are just for "recruiting" purposes and won't be published on the internet.
SOMEONE HELP ME
>>37305472
as a start you can piblish the videos on the internet
Just tell her you impulsively made up the story because you were thinking with your dick and that you would like to take her out instead.
Then pump her and dump her because she's a whore who would do porn.
>>37305472
Call the police and consult with them if you arfe acting within the boundaries of the law.
Where do you summer /r9k/?
Marhta's Vinyard? Colorado?
I usually travel abroad in summer.
I just got home from Ecuador and am going to Mexico in less than a month, followed by Tanzania in July, Ethiopia and Egypt in September, and then India through early January.
Last summer I did Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and India, and the year before I just did Colombia.
>>37305222
I will summer from Wildwood NJ
>>37305222
Just stayed the whole month in Guatemala. Tomorrow I head back to the US.
These Normies are making a mockery of us. IT'S TIME TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST KNOWYOURMEME.
Boo-fucking-hoo. This meme is shit anyways
/r9k/ is always at the butt of every joke.
>OP has a facebook
>OP is subscribed to KYM
>OP pretends to hate KYM
>OP thinks we are his personal army
>OP thinks he can escape the shame with this thread
>be me
>"Appearance is everything bro!"
>Be 8/10
>Nogf
>>37305164
bait thread but you're 6/10 at best m8
Just open your eyes it looks like your dead inside
>>37305164
Am I going to have to filter the term 8/10 now?
robots, i need your help, something has happened and i dont know what to do about it. i'll green text what happened literally 10 minutes ago.
>im at my house with my sister, she has a friend over, its a girl
>all of a sudden, another friend comes over, its a guy.
>i remember him when i was a senior, he is now a junior.
>this is a lot of people and i had college stuff to do, so i go upstairs.
>a little while later, i hear some shouting from my grandma (parents arent home) and i hear only my sister and the girl come up the stairs and into her room
>my grandma goes to my sister's room and i can hear crying
>allegedly, the guy brought some form of smokable drug.
>and he tried to make my sister smoke it
what do i do guys? i cant just go to my old high school to confront this bastard, do it get his address and fuck with him?
>>37305089
>non of your business
Why do you go out of your way to defend a roastie? Even is she is your sister
>>37305089
let him shove some dank weed up your anus in order to smoke some fine ass kush, while he fucks your boipucci and reciting nazi speeches at your sister whos in tears of what was her former husk of a brother
>>37305089
>do it get his address and fuck with him?
yeah
hopefully your high school has some kind of book of families' addresses and phone numbers like mine (is this weird? it was a close-knit snobby private school, maybe that's why) or you can pretend to be a friend or prospective employer or something trying to get in touch with him and call the front desk to get his info
if you have any friends, gather them and explain the situation, more muscle is better.
>be me
>Post pic on 4chan
>Get rated 8/10
>No gf
Why are your eyes dead sempai?
You should maybe get some contacts, i'd probably avoid contact with you just because your eyes look creepy. No offense, just being honest. Women usually decide within 10 seconds anyway.
if you have an 'appearance' issue, it's not about your physical body as much as it is that you exude pretty severe 'creepiness.'
i know lots of guys who look extremely similar to you who have had girlfriends of varying beauty, but they all project more humanity than you do.
>barber stops cutting my hair to argue with other barbers
>barber gives me a bowl cut despite MULTIPLE objections
>Not owning your own razor and saving $20 in the process
>>37304946
>cutting your own hair
Found the NEETcuck
If so, how do i start? im 19. Is it too late?
You'll have a better time becoming a real man than a fake woman
>>37304754
It is not too late, but you look too cute to be a trap.
>>37304754
why the fuck you want to be a roasie ?
does marriage always become sexless. is it possible to have a marriage that doesn't become empty and sexless.
Not always, there's an old couple living next to me and they screw all the time. It's disgusting but kinda sweet in a way.
>>37304680
no. yes. next question.
>>37304741
>>37304721
how do i have what your neighbors have
Will he give up the /boipucci/?
>>37304345
I would lick his soles
>55km to get laid when you could literally walk into any gay bar/club or order a Craigslist guy to your house and get dicked within the hour
I don't understand fags
my name is jeff
(original)
To become a pidgeon and fly away forever you must join this discord server [GCvB5]
Also Eliza posts here fairly often [GCvB5]
>join discord
>End up hanging out with Eliza
What just happened?
was gunna join but read 2nd post
>Car is broken
>Little food in house.
>Live in shitty countryside so no bus.
>2h walk to get to nearest shop.
>Parents are away for 3 days.
>"Just ask neighbours for a lift anon".
>I can't do it.
>I Stood 20 minutes infront of my door forcing me to go out and ask them.
>Then I stood 5 minutes infront of their door without having the strenght to knock.
I'm not going to starve if I don't eat for 3 days, am I?
Don't worry folks my discord is a comfy place and you're welcome to spend the night [GCvB5]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKt_Lp9B-tg
Freedom and fear, Anon.
>>37304122
Take the 2h walk, you need to lose weight you fat neet fuck