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>America is a place where you're not allowed to hurt anyone's feelings or you go to jail for rape and if you have a problem with that you're a horrible asshole
>America is a place where everyone is a hostile prick and people get beat up and robbed and shot every day and if you have a problem with that you're a pussy faggot

I always get these two seemingly contradictory views on Americans and either one is wrong or I don't know how to put the two together. What is it?
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>tfw I have a nuclear family
>tfw when my wife and kids are conservative

Who else is /nuclearfamily/?
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>>38200237
"It is said that what is called "the spirit of an age" is something to which one cannot return. That this spirit gradually dissipates is due to the world's coming to an end. For this reason, although one would like to change today's world back to the spirit of one hundred years or more ago, it cannot be done. Thus it is important to make the best out of every generation."

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>get promated to manager at the hardware store i work at
>gm invites me to his home for a bbq with him and his wife
>"bring a guest if you want" he says
>he says to arrive at 5, get there 15 minutes early, want to make a good impression
>"oh hey anon, i was just about to bring out the steaks. have a seat on the patio"
>"sounds good. oh, my date is in traffic, she will be here soon"
>his wife walks by in short white shorts and a tight shirt
>stomach rumbles
>"how do you want your steak done, anon?"
>"uh, medium"
>"ok..."
>crack open bear from the cooler i brought with me
>"want one sir?" i say
>"no, i don't drink, but you enjoy yourself"
>drink the beer
>"i guess your date will be driving tonight?"
>feel a sting around my belly button, stomach rumbles
>"yeah, she wi-"
>release liquid shit through mesh chair i am sitting on
>get up and leave, without a word
>have work tomorrow
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I need advice right now robots, I had left this site a while ago and I'm coming back to ask this question. So I messaged a girl I had a crush on in high school when I was a beta and she said she never knew I had a crush on her and always though I was pretty mean. Anyways, she hit me up the other day and asked if I wanted to come over, mind you were 2 states away. So my question is, does she want to smash? I'm not about to spend 300+ dollars on a flight to literally hang out. Thanks robots
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Okay So I'm a new fag first post so I'm not familiar with making a thread mostly read threads so this is my first attempt I don't know why but every time I see peeled lemons I get really fucking mad like I want to punch someone multiple times
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>>38200105
It means you are more than heterosexual
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>>38200105
when people explain that their first post is their first post it makes me really mad for no reason
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>>38200105
looking at ugly people pisses me off

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Let's have a nice POO POO PEE PEE thread my fellow NEET'S
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>>38200054
I miss this aspect of the Pepe/Wojak story desu senpai
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I'll raise you a wagie lives in the FUCKING LOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhb770iolkU

He still has to pay rent to live in a fucking public toilet
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>>38200335
Nice one lad this POO POO PEE PEE arc was my favorite

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Does it count if I didn't cum?

>be me
>meet girl off tinder (I know very degenerate)
>pick her up drive to secluded parking lot
>get into back seat of car start making out, i start fingerbanging her
>she sucks my dink (she was very good)
>30 minutes go by of oral sex (fap 6 times the day before so my nut was being particularly resilient)
>do one of those things where you finger her pussy and put the fingers in her mouth for her to taste
>she says she tastes blood
>wtf.gif
>turn on light to check
>no blood, but she has hella razor burns on her pussy
>next thought that pops into my mind is herpes
>thinking of herpes and periods
>ohgod I should just finish this before I lose my boner for good.
>doesn't help that condoms usually make me go limp
>put condom and insert in her snatch
>can't get into good position to fuck her, dick starts going kinda limp, and keeps sliding out
>still thinking of herpes
>trying pumping harder to keep erection but alas, the thought of herpes had killed the bloodflow to my phallus
>pic related happens but in a car
>take her home and never contact her again

did it count /r9k/? D-did I lose my virginity?
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>>38200036
I mean your penis was in a vagina so I'd technically count it. Especially since you didn't pay her
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>>38200036
>though the girl had herpes
>still fucked her
You're so beta it hurts me m8
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>>38200637
I didn't think she had herpes, the thought of herpes popped into my head

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Anyone else drive distracted as absolute fuck?

I look down at my phone and browse 4chan or watch YouTUbe and only periodically look up

<perfect driving record
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I've fucked it; managed to get girlfriend preggoo, say I want out because of suicide threats as blackmail to stay with her and she told the popo I hit her and I'm facing charges. Now her durdynigga "ex" friend is posting about how girls are stupid giving abusive boyfriends second chances deeeeery me
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At least you have a girlfriend. Fucking normie.
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>>38199957
she's got me arrested twice, the first time was for common assault while I pulled her off a bridge while she was trying to commit.. stop
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>>38199973
Then why are you still with her? She's using you. She'll dump you when the baby is born and leech off you for child support for the next 18 years.

Less than 15 hours.
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Is that when Tsuki ends his life?
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>>38199950
No it's when anon tells us that he's gay

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Thus consience doth make cowards of time, the unworthy take cowards of us pause. There's the resolution devoutly to sleep; to be wish'd. To die: that we have, the thousand the pangs and the pangs and arrows of this regard the slings of action: when we end the insolence of great patient with and sweat undiscover'd country from whose ills we end to sleep to be: that that pith this more; and, by a sea of something end to sleep of action: when he himself might his regard the oppressor's wrong, there's th
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hloo
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Why are college students so fucking full of it, dumb and mentally ill?
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Hey r9k

Come check out our discord. Were a nice group of diverse individuals and we love to meet new friends.

/ktdZw
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Fucktards who advertise their discords on 4chan need to be permanently banned.

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What are some things that give you boners but probably shouldn't?

For me it's udders, like on cows and stuff.
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>>38199822
Blood and light gore. Doesn't even have to be a female. I think my edgy phase has lasted too long.
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The smell of my own ball sweat.


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