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"It's pretty cold, Robot: why don't you come on up and join me?"

How does Robot respond?
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>>39473560
I get the shotgun.
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I want him to hold me in his big arms
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>>39473560
I've got his body hair and his chubbiness, but I don't have his nice thick arms(or hairline).

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>sister comes home from date
>lets out a huge wet fart the second she comes in

When did you realize girls were disgusting creatures?
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>>39473554
Girl here. Sounds hot lol
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>>39473554
She was farting the cum out of her ass.
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>see cute girl
>remember that she, like all creatures, poop

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>tfw G-d loves you
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>>39473548
"Ged" loves you?
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he loves the kid on the right too
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>>39473578
no, Gid

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What's up guys? Let's have another one of these comfy threads. Post comfy images, artwork, music or anything you find comforting and pleasant.
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ill empty my /comf/ folder
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//comf//2

;kljljkj
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//wizardcomf//

How does autism like this
>>39469312
even arise?
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>>39473535
Are you retarded or are you just retarded?
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>>39473824
Holy shit is that the Chad version of Neymar, Chadmar?
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>>39473535
Clara is nice and all but who is that girl on the right?

Genuinely curious normie here with a question for the NEETs.

How do you... survive?
Are you on the government dole or do you just live at home?
How old are you?
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>>39473471
20, government money
I have shopping delivered
survive is a good word because thats all it is
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>How do you... survive?
neetbux

>Are you on the government dole or do you just live at home?
both

>How old are you?
26
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>>39473471
>Are you on the government dole or do you just live at home?
I get money from the government, enough to have my own place
>How old are you?
33

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trips and ill share chad wisdom's with you. i have ten to dispense.
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roll
give me something good you normie faggot
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>>39473428
fuck that reminds me of the bar from Prey(the good one)
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LEAVE NOW NOW NOW REEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIE.

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what is this muh anxiety meme neurotypicals, normaldags and autists keeps talking about? what does anxiety feel like?
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They spend to much time alone at home so now they are not used to being around people.
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Anxiousfag here, and im gonna learn you something today

Before you ask, no, im not a self diagnosed piece of shit. I have a prescription for 20 MG of fluoxitene (however its spelled).

Anxiety is hard to descrive, but generaly, its a very uncomfortable cold/tight feeling you get in your chest. It happens when you're alone in a public space/thinking about something important/remembering you have it. If im in a store and my buddy says "Im gonna go to the bathroom, stay here i'll be right back", Immedently my chest will tighten up and i will feel cold. Rational thought goes away, and all you want to say is "I want to go home". For a relatable feeling, imagine the scariest jumpscare you can imagine, and what it feels like. Now spread that feeling out over a 30 sec - 5 min period. this probably didnt help but ive got nothing better to do than sit on the computer all day anyways.
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>>39473521
can't you force yourself to stay calm? sounds pretty convenient to be like that.

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>Their gender
>Their age
>Their height
>Their body type
>Their race/nationality
>Their personality
>Their interests
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Turn ons
>Turn offs
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
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None. Romantic relationships are gay. Doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl.
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>Their gender
female
>Their age
legal
>Their height
smol
>Their body type
dont matter
>Their race/nationality
asian
>Their personality
cute
>Their interests
games anime music
>Describe a perfect day with them
doing gay nerd shit
>Turn ons
everything
>Turn offs
nothing
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
some guy in cali
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>>39473539
Awwwh why you like that senpai~

Good afternoon. Please don't respond if it isn't afternoon where you are.
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>>39473379
its evening here
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>>39473379
Good afternoon, faggot.
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IT'S 20:01 HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

INFP boy here.

I'm a big ball of feelings, but that's okay because feelings are okay to feel sometimes.

^_^
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if you're older than 11 I genuinely really hope you kill yourself
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>>39473375
How would you like to feel a knob pushing past your sphincter?
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>>39473375
That picture is so gay the thumbnail gave me AIDS.

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How would you feel if the entire world including you, had to become a nudist colony? My dick is so unimpressive when flaccid, so I'd be very embarassed.
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>>39473357
I would feel happy knowing that Smiggle's dream finally came true. Or at least, the closest thing. My dick is laughably small flaccid too but it's 5.5 inches errect so I'm gtg
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I'm really not comfortable with people seeing my genitals, so I wouldn't like it. But I guess we'd all get used to it eventually.
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>>39473400
>5.5 inches
>good to go
in asia maybe

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i'm debating whether to join.
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>>39473331
>I'm going to join a group completely out of cultural context
Nah, let's just form our own terrorist group
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>>39473376
>our own terrorist group
very good idea
a fight club of our own to serve our project, Project Devilish, set to annoy normies in every way possible
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>>39473437
Rule 1, no frogposters allowed.

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>ew, who invited anon? lol
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ugh why is he here
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>>39473329
*Chad pipes up*

>"I did"
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>i specifically said no lames, why did you invite that weird kid over there

i just left even though they probably knew i could hear them

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> day 4 of nofap (forgot to fap on the 31st)
> lewd dreams already happening at night
Help
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Fap without porn, idiot. Imagination only.
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>>39473313
You need to get busy as shit and spent a lot of time outside. Even if it's just walking while listening to some comfy music, you don't even have to interact with other people per say.

And if the whole lewd dream shit continues, buy some Melatonin pills. You take one an hour before bed and you get to sleep almost immediately with no urge to fap.
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>>39473393
this, first part at least. spend your time. nofap is not that hard if you constantly have something to do.


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