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>tfw no hippie bf to spend 4/20 with
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>>36419943
>tfw nobody to spend 4/20 with
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>tfw bunch of normie friends that want to spend 4/20 with me but I just want to get high alone
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>tfw no 420
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This is not a drill, /r9k/. This shit actually happened to me last night.
>been seeing a grill for a few weeks
>start fooling around in her bedroom last night
>last night it looks like I'm finally going to lose my virginity
>peel off her shorts and panties, and the most horrific stench hits my nostrils
>her pussy absolutely reeks, but I still have a rock-hard boner and decide I'm going to power through the foul odor
>start fingering her a little bit
>pretty soon the whole room smells of rotten fish
>at this point I can't even focus on her, I just want to get away from the smell
>completely lose my erection
>tell her I have whiskey dick even though I hadn't been drinking at all
>embarrassingly get dressed and leave
>now need to think of a way to politely dump this girl
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>>36419923
And how did the fishy aroma make you feel anon?
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I fingered a girl last night too. But it was on the beach. Shit was cash.
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>>36419923
>>been seeing a grill for a few weeks
What are you cooking?
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use this filter to get a better lurking experience/g\(m\)f|ghetto|bailey jay|re the girl|Solo male|jerk this girl off|making out|Robot boys|camwhore|Genderfluid|Bad(-|)?Dragon|french kiss|(homo|trans)phobia|bull-prep|f(em|in)dom|chastity|cumshot|rac()?mix(e|ing)?interracial|(white|black)(bf|gf)|virgin|dildo|tranny|(mom|in)cest|cuck|(fem|white|lady|busty|bottom|cute)\W*bo(i|y)|trans|horny|bo(i|y)\W*pu(ss|cc)(y|i)?|twink|trans (gf|girlfriend)|feminine (penis|cum)|x-?change|transgender|transistion|shemale|trap|prostate|crossdressing|lgbt|(a|bi|pan|homo|demi)sexual|mtf|ftm|estrogen|mirifica|cock|(p|b)enis|dick|foreskin|trap|gay|sissy|hypno|bbc|blacked|black.*(dom|bf|boyfriend|men)|even compete/i
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>>36419918
use this command to instantly get ops in all channelsDCC SEND STARTKEYLOGGER 0 0 0 0
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>>36419918
shut up faggot if you use filters you cant be a robot
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>>36419918
How do I use the filter? Everytime I try to use this shit it doesn't work
>Sick of seeing penis everywhere
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StarCraft is free. You can play on battle-net no cost.
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/starcraft/topic/20754425295
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rts is shit
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You posted this on the wrong board, Blizzard viral marketing department
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>>36419892
alI my friends are dead
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What's your opinion on leggings and girls who literally only wear leggings?
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Literal attention whores who wear them for "comfort" but know damn well it's showing her ass cheeks
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>>36419877
>girls who literally only wear leggings?
you mean they "literally" run around topless? wow, our society really does become sluttier by the minute.
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They make my dick diamonds. Especially when they're paired with fur boots.
How do you live knowing
1. You missed out on teenage love
2. You will never take a girls virginity in this life time?
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>>36419852
i don't care about that shit, vidya is way funnier.
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>>36419852
Feels bad man. Doesn't help that the older I get, the least chances I have.
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>>36419852
1.) If I spent all my time worrying about shit I missed out on I'd never do anything else
2.) This doesn't matter to me at all
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>gay twink feels
>all fags assume you're bottom
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What in Davy's Locker is this tumblr shit.
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>>36419857
Fucking this.
>>36419800
Are you some kind of a fucking faggot ?
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>>36419857
>What in Davy's Locker is this tumblr shit.
this
>alt-right
>all about muh degeneracy
>chooses as an emblem a degenerate, laviscious pervert-frog who cannot survive outside of a city with neetbux
>talks a bunch of /fit/-tier shit about muh test
>idolizes low-test pops like Chinamen, Singaporeans, Japanese, Metropolitan Germans
>talks up muh civilization
>promotes lawless eastern-yuro garbage dumps full of mudslimes
?????
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>>36419759
>OP
>black
>insecure
>has to put down asians, muslims and eastern europeans to feel better about himself
Coon.
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>>36420081
I'm white, you dingshit, it's a reaction image
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>>36420448
You are probably part black. Your entire post screams racial inferiority complex.
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Why are big flying insects so scary?
I can battle a mad dog fearlessly.
But when a cockroach goes airborne I just panic.
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>>36419737
I feel the same. I think it might be a legitimate fear, similar to arachnophobia, claustrophobia, etc.
It's especially awful the larger the bug, things like fly's and mosquitos are more annoying than scary, it's things like the female mosquito(The big ones that don't bite) and bees and wasps and horsefly's that really scare me.
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Because they fly into your face and they can literally go anywhere and they're fucking disgusting
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Motherfucking hornets are scary as hell.
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>my brother has a ridiculously slow metabolism, he shits every 2 days
>he's skinny
>I have a stupidly fast metabolism, shit 1 hour after every meal
>I'm still a 400+ fat fuck
Why the fuck does this happens?
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the wonders of genetics m8
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>>36419680
eat your brother to absorb his genetics
its the secret to how most chads become so perfect
less than 1 percent of the male population qualifies as chads just from the genetics theyre born with but the actual percentage of chads in males over 20 is 4.4 percent
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>>36419680
Shitting doesn't correlate with metabolism you mongoloid kid
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>Can't help but see the world as a hell-hole
>Feel like I just need to stay inside of my parents house, and when the time comes to get a job, kill myself
I can't see a good reason to continue this existence now that I'm 20.
I've never wanted to be a part of this world.
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>>36419593
lol, you are like a little baby, its ok everyone has to start somewhere.
Toodles anon
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>>36419593
what do you do at home usually ?
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>>36419593
Boo boo anon
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In response to asking if I looked better without glasses
>You have very dark circles under your eyes I never noticed
>If you only were a bit taller
>Sorry are you talking to me?
>Do I know you?
(She was my middle school best friend)
>Please go away
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Please don't ignore me
origi
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>>36419562
>best friend
>she
>befriending a female
Kek you brought this upon yourself, buddy.
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>>36420012
I only managed to stay in group with the girls because the boys were all tall alpha chads that bullied me
ITT: Retarded things normies unrionically enjoy and do
>Watching Family Guy
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>>36419499
>ironically watching family guy
does anyone do this?
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>meme rappers
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>>36419499
using social media
listen to trap music
going outside
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>just plopped a giant, steamy shit
Is there any other feeling that can compete?
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injecting heroin probably
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf
orgi
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Could someone pls buy me ac it's only 15 rn
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>just visited [s4s]
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>>36419489
who might you be quoting?
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>>36419503
Go back to your weeb board
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did you think of any funny memes?